strange sayings

[desertdog 149]

i asked me dad one day where he was goin he said, arse hole lane where the ducks fly backward,or to webbs end,wheres that dad, up a spiders arse, i dont ask any more.

[onion jonny 527]

my old mother in law had a very steep staircase in her home and used to say going up these stairs is getting me down

[brookie 1,193]

can i have some money dad .his answer was .i doubt it said the monkey when he pissed on the fire

[FightTheBan 1,147]

You've got to be cruel to be kind.

 

One I use myself quite alot

FTB

[RossM 8,121]

my mates dad on catching two people shagging on a roundabout, "there he was, arse like a fiddlers elbow at an irish wedding, :laugh:

 

if yer no fast yer last,

 

and i've been watching this thread for days and i'm surprised.... in fact almost disappointed that no one has posted it already,

 

the "STRANGEST" saying come from off of here........ "I'LL LICK YOUR HEAD IN!!!" :laugh:

[blan89 159]

'It's not grassing it's telling the truth'

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

"I can feel it in my bones" lol.

 

"England (FC) will win the world cup!

 

 

 

WTF

 

old wives ning

 

 

Swampy

 

THE NINGSTER RETURNS!!!!

 

How's it going pal .

[nighteyes 275]

use to ask my mum whats for dinner she,d say IFITS if its in the cupboard you can have it lol

and if i wanted a drink me dad would say theres plenty of COUNCIL POP in the tap

and another one that used to make me laugh if somthing went wrong me dad would say WHEN YOU S##T YA SELF THERES ALWAYS TWICE AS MUCH LOL

[RossM 8,121]

happy as larry..... who the f**k is larry? and what the f**k is he so f*****g happy about???? :hmm:

[scothunter 12,609]

happy as larry..... who the f**k is larry? and what the f**k is he so f*****g happy about???? :hmm:

 

larry foley he was a prize fighter in the states.originally from ulster.

in fact his last words when he died was.well at least its orange mans day.

[RossM 8,121]

happy as larry..... who the f**k is larry? and what the f**k is he so f*****g happy about???? :hmm:

 

larry foley he was a prize fighter in the states.originally from ulster.

in fact his last words when he died was.well at least its orange mans day.

 

 

that clears that one up then!! :thumbs: :laugh:

[Lab 10,979]

happy as larry..... who the f**k is larry? and what the f**k is he so f*****g happy about???? :hmm:

 

larry foley he was a prize fighter in the states.originally from ulster.

in fact his last words when he died was.well at least its orange mans day.

 

 

that clears that one up then!! :thumbs: :laugh:

And there was you thinking it was a famous quote from a smackhead fae Kilmarnock called Marvin.............

[masmiffy 82]

Just got lazy and googled check out

 

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a.html

[j1985 1,984]

Lol @ council pop my dad calls it government juice!