festa 206 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 My Mam taught me: Religion ........ "You better pray that comes out of the carpet" Logic ............."Because I said so, that's why" Irony............."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about" Wisdom......... "When you get to my age you'll understand" Justice ..........."One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!" atb gary Quote Link to post
gurtwurz 792 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 nice... my favourite piece of parental wisdom was 'if you fall out of there and break your legs, dont come running to me!' err... cheers, wurz Quote Link to post
markha 99 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 My dad always said 'children should be seen but not heard' why the hell he could never just tell me to be quiet I dont know Quote Link to post
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 My mum was normally too pissed to say anything that made much sense. Quote Link to post
secretagentmole 1,701 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 You'll be sorry if you do that again! Another classic used whenever blood was flowing or limbs hanging off.... How did we ever survive without resorting to patricide I will never know.... Quote Link to post
The Duncan 802 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 My gran used to say " a blind man would be pleased to see it.." Heard in Twycross Zoo car park - "Do you want a banana or a smack?" and "Do you think apples grow on trees?". No wonder kids grow up confused! Quote Link to post
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 My gran used to say " a blind man would be pleased to see it.." Heard in Twycross Zoo car park - "Do you want a banana or a smack?" and "Do you think apples grow on trees?". No wonder kids grow up confused! When they said 'bannana or a smack', are you sure they weren't asking if they were hungry or wanted drugs?? Quote Link to post
chris k 205 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 im not angry, just disapionted. F.ing hated that 1 Quote Link to post
Sweeney-Todd 208 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 If your not in bed by 10 o'clock ..........................................come home Quote Link to post
The Duncan 802 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Love that one - tell it to our 16 yo often. Mind you, his habit of not washing his clothes for months on end stops the worry about sex with his under-age gf. Flies wouldn't go near his crackers so he defo wouldn't expose a romantic interest to them Quote Link to post
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