Malt 379 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 at least malt had the sense to setttle in wales,and not in aberdeen.lol Aberdeen? Fuuuck that mate... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 at least malt had the sense to setttle in wales,and not in aberdeen.lol Aberdeen? Fuuuck that mate... its a toilet,and f*****g freezing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 at least malt had the sense to setttle in wales,and not in aberdeen.lol Aberdeen? Fuuuck that mate... its a toilet,and f*****g freezing Just cause they hate the Rangers scot.......your such a bigot mate..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 at least malt had the sense to setttle in wales,and not in aberdeen.lol Aberdeen? Fuuuck that mate... its a toilet,and f*****g freezing Just cause they hate the Rangers scot.......your such a bigot mate..... worse fans in scotland.well second worst lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. Obviously i have been going with the girl for 11 years now so any speaking to Welsh girls will be on a flirting basis only.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. Obviously i have been going with the girl for 11 years now so any speaking to Welsh girls will be on a flirting basis only.............. think your safe there lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. Obviously i have been going with the girl for 11 years now so any speaking to Welsh girls will be on a flirting basis only.............. think your safe there lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. Obviously i have been going with the girl for 11 years now so any speaking to Welsh girls will be on a flirting basis only.............. think your safe there lol You reckon? How many dirty, big titted harlets from South Wales have you met pal? Some of them have got bigger reputations for being man eaters than the great white shark! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol f**k knows pal, threads tend to wander off like a lost ferret whenever Lab gets involved in them.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol FFS ok Falkirk wins hands down...........When a Falkirk girl was asked "What does she use for protection?" and she replied "A bus shelter!!".....you know your in a right classy place....... Feck off Malt......i never take threads off track.......show me 1???? .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol FFS ok Falkirk wins hands down...........When a Falkirk girl was asked "What does she use for protection?" and she replied "A bus shelter!!".....you know your in a right classy place....... Feck off Malt......i never take threads off track.......show me 1???? .. I'd be struggling to find one where it didn't go off track... It's all good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol FFS ok Falkirk wins hands down...........When a Falkirk girl was asked "What does she use for protection?" and she replied "A bus shelter!!".....you know your in a right classy place....... Feck off Malt......i never take threads off track.......show me 1???? .. shagging a bird from fife once,she said have you taken precautions.aye ive tied my legs to thet tree over there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol FFS ok Falkirk wins hands down...........When a Falkirk girl was asked "What does she use for protection?" and she replied "A bus shelter!!".....you know your in a right classy place....... Feck off Malt......i never take threads off track.......show me 1???? .. shagging a bird from fife once,she said have you taken precautions.aye ive tied my legs to thet tree over there Shagging a girl from Fakirk once and i dropped the pants and she said "Thats a small organ!".......i said "Well its never needed to play in a f*****g Cathedral before!!".. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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