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at least malt had the sense to setttle in wales,and not in aberdeen.lol

 

Aberdeen? Fuuuck that mate... :laugh:

 

its a toilet,and f*****g freezing

Just cause they hate the Rangers scot.......your such a bigot mate..... :laugh:

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Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change :D ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... :toast:

 

I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. ;) It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. ;):laugh:

Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ ;)

Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... :D

 

You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. ;)

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at least malt had the sense to setttle in wales,and not in aberdeen.lol

 

Aberdeen? Fuuuck that mate... :laugh:

 

its a toilet,and f*****g freezing

Just cause they hate the Rangers scot.......your such a bigot mate..... :laugh:

 

worse fans in scotland.well second worst lol

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Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change :D ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... :toast:

 

I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. ;) It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. ;):laugh:

Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ ;)

Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... :D

 

You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. ;)

Obviously i have been going with the girl for 11 years now so any speaking to Welsh girls will be on a flirting basis only.............. ;)

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Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change :D ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... :toast:

 

I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. ;) It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. ;):laugh:

Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ ;)

Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... :D

 

You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. ;)

Obviously i have been going with the girl for 11 years now so any speaking to Welsh girls will be on a flirting basis only.............. ;)

 

think your safe there lol

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Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change :D ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... :toast:

 

I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. ;) It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. ;):laugh:

Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ ;)

Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... :D

 

You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. ;)

Obviously i have been going with the girl for 11 years now so any speaking to Welsh girls will be on a flirting basis only.............. ;)

 

think your safe there lol

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Oh come on she's fae Aberdeen......happy that a mans looked at her and not a sheep for a change :D ....But how ironic she's met and married a Welshman....... :toast:

 

I haven't met a Scotswoman yet who doesn't go all weak at the knees & moist at the sound of a Welsh accent. ;) It's like a dowsing rod for Scottish fanny juice.. ;):laugh:

Well i'll test that statement next weekend in reverse when i hit the bright lights of Cardiff........ ;)

Oh and dont flatter yourself with the 'moist' bit....thats just all the spitting you lot do when pronouncing your local villages..... :D

 

You'll probably find the local girls very accommodating.. ;)

Obviously i have been going with the girl for 11 years now so any speaking to Welsh girls will be on a flirting basis only.............. ;)

 

think your safe there lol

You reckon? :hmm: How many dirty, big titted harlets from South Wales have you met pal? Some of them have got bigger reputations for being man eaters than the great white shark! :o:laugh:

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oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol

FFS ok Falkirk wins hands down...........When a Falkirk girl was asked "What does she use for protection?" and she replied "A bus shelter!!".....you know your in a right classy place....... :laugh:

Feck off Malt......i never take threads off track.......show me 1???? :hmm: .. :whistling:

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oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol

FFS ok Falkirk wins hands down...........When a Falkirk girl was asked "What does she use for protection?" and she replied "A bus shelter!!".....you know your in a right classy place....... :laugh:

Feck off Malt......i never take threads off track.......show me 1???? :hmm: .. :whistling:

 

I'd be struggling to find one where it didn't go off track... :blink::laugh:

 

It's all good! :D

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oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol

FFS ok Falkirk wins hands down...........When a Falkirk girl was asked "What does she use for protection?" and she replied "A bus shelter!!".....you know your in a right classy place....... :laugh:

Feck off Malt......i never take threads off track.......show me 1???? :hmm: .. :whistling:

 

shagging a bird from fife once,she said have you taken precautions.aye ive tied my legs to thet tree over there

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oh we having a debate who has the biggest slags now lol

FFS ok Falkirk wins hands down...........When a Falkirk girl was asked "What does she use for protection?" and she replied "A bus shelter!!".....you know your in a right classy place....... :laugh:

Feck off Malt......i never take threads off track.......show me 1???? :hmm: .. :whistling:

 

shagging a bird from fife once,she said have you taken precautions.aye ive tied my legs to thet tree over there

Shagging a girl from Fakirk once and i dropped the pants and she said "Thats a small organ!".......i said "Well its never needed to play in a f*****g Cathedral before!!"..

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