Simoman 110 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post
junior 267 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is 2 Quote Link to post
lapin2008 1,587 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is Yeh armed robbery with your own inadequately secured gun, Myself, I tend to just use the kids as a decoy while I leg it out of the front door to safety... 1 Quote Link to post
LAZYBSTARD 225 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 i keep a couple of petrol bombs full of sunny jims on the bedroom window cill you never no Quote Link to post
junior 267 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is Yeh armed robbery with your own inadequately secured gun, Myself, I tend to just use the kids as a decoy while I leg it out of the front door to safety... one i havent got a licence,and two who said it was "mine" if anyone asks lol :whistling: i used the same method running out of kids now,thank allah i married a muslim 1 Quote Link to post
stop.end 4,079 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 lol....did this fella say he just caught someone in his backyard looking at his dogs and he ran and got an air rifle????? :clapper: ....fukin classic mate...get the match sticks in your eyes y a big fairy for he will be back tonite lol.... he keeps big bull xs yet when hes faced way quarry he runs in the house....aww i love this site Quote Link to post
lapin2008 1,587 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is Yeh armed robbery with your own inadequately secured gun, Myself, I tend to just use the kids as a decoy while I leg it out of the front door to safety... one i havent got a licence,and two who said it was "mine" if anyone asks lol :whistling: i used the same method running out of kids now,thank allah i married a muslim haha. So free shotgun and some mutts at the back of yours then... Quote Link to post
Malt 379 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Think i'll lay of the class a..............confusing you with the member "get them out", not "get em out" ffs its confusing :D what with this and the post on the ginger french thread -- you should get more sleep when you`ve had a night wi tommo .. go and have a lie down .. Think Tomo slipped something in my coffee as last night i slept for 13 hours It was probably revenge for you trying to slip something into Tomo while he was bent over picking a rabbit up.. 1 Quote Link to post
Simoman 110 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 The size of mine means no slipping, just brute force....... Quote Link to post
junior 267 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is Yeh armed robbery with your own inadequately secured gun, Myself, I tend to just use the kids as a decoy while I leg it out of the front door to safety... one i havent got a licence,and two who said it was "mine" if anyone asks lol :whistling: i used the same method running out of kids now,thank allah i married a muslim haha. So free shotgun and some mutts at the back of yours then... you could look at it that way lol,good luck to them :whistling: i have the .177 on the ready thou Quote Link to post
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 just caught a bloke on the back garden looking at the bulls in the pens . herd the bulls going mad so i jumped up shot out side he saw me tryed jumping the fence and failed i grabbed the daystate x2 and let rip if he comes back hell meet it again the he got in but could`nt get out -- the bulls going mad did`nt make him run off -- tryed to jump the fence and failed -- you went back in loaded up went out and shot at him -- why did`nt you just run and grab the cnut ... Quote Link to post
LAZYBSTARD 225 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) The size of mine means no slipping, just brute force....... foxs flying in from all angles when he got it Edited September 14, 2011 by LAZYBSTARD Quote Link to post
Simoman 110 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Anyone else smell something? And i dont mean my dinner cooking......... Quote Link to post
lapin2008 1,587 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is Yeh armed robbery with your own inadequately secured gun, Myself, I tend to just use the kids as a decoy while I leg it out of the front door to safety... one i havent got a licence,and two who said it was "mine" if anyone asks lol :whistling: i used the same method running out of kids now,thank allah i married a muslim haha. So free shotgun and some mutts at the back of yours then... you could look at it that way lol,good luck to them :whistling: i have the .177 on the ready thou lol. I hope you mean .17hmr as unleashing all 11.5ft/lbs of sheer rage down the garden with an air rifle didnt work out too well for the OP Edited September 14, 2011 by lapin2008 Quote Link to post
lapin2008 1,587 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Anyone else smell something? And i dont mean my dinner cooking......... yes... that's the smell of a call for some sort of internet based recognition... Quote Link to post
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.