theifs caught in the act

[the_stig 6,614]

Anyone else smell something? And i dont mean my dinner cooking.........

the brown stuff that comes from the back of bulls ?

[junior 267]

i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase

 

 

So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is

Yeh armed robbery with your own inadequately secured gun,

 

Myself, I tend to just use the kids as a decoy while I leg it out of the front door to safety...

one i havent got a licence,and two who said it was "mine" if anyone asks lol :whistling: i used the same method running out of kids now,thank allah i married a muslim

 

haha. So free shotgun and some mutts at the back of yours then...

you could look at it that way lol,good luck to them :whistling: i have the .177 on the ready thou

lol. I hope you mean .17hmr as unleashing all 11.5ft/lbs of sheer rage down the garden with an air rifle didnt work out too well for the OP

depends how fast they are it takes me 63.26 seconds from the back door to the loft,42.91 seconds from the loft to the back window,23.21 seconds to get the gun out of the bag,5 mins remembering where the "safe place" was i hid the pellets (cant be to carefull with kids around) another 32.36 seconds back to the gun and load and just pot luck if i hit them or not the scope is broken

[lapin2008 1,587]

i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase

 

 

So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is

Yeh armed robbery with your own inadequately secured gun,

 

Myself, I tend to just use the kids as a decoy while I leg it out of the front door to safety...

one i havent got a licence,and two who said it was "mine" if anyone asks lol :whistling: i used the same method running out of kids now,thank allah i married a muslim

 

haha. So free shotgun and some mutts at the back of yours then...

you could look at it that way lol,good luck to them :whistling: i have the .177 on the ready thou

lol. I hope you mean .17hmr as unleashing all 11.5ft/lbs of sheer rage down the garden with an air rifle didnt work out too well for the OP

depends how fast they are it takes me 63.26 seconds from the back door to the loft,42.91 seconds from the loft to the back window,23.21 seconds to get the gun out of the bag,5 mins remembering where the "safe place" was i hid the pellets (cant be to carefull with kids around) another 32.36 seconds back to the gun and load and just pot luck if i hit them or not the scope is broken

Good drills there mate,

they wouldnt stand a chance...lol

[LAZYBSTARD 225]

all joking aside no matter what someone is doing in your garden you cant be pointing a gun at them

[junior 267]

i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase

 

 

So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is

Yeh armed robbery with your own inadequately secured gun,

 

Myself, I tend to just use the kids as a decoy while I leg it out of the front door to safety...

one i havent got a licence,and two who said it was "mine" if anyone asks lol :whistling: i used the same method running out of kids now,thank allah i married a muslim

 

haha. So free shotgun and some mutts at the back of yours then...

you could look at it that way lol,good luck to them :whistling: i have the .177 on the ready thou

lol. I hope you mean .17hmr as unleashing all 11.5ft/lbs of sheer rage down the garden with an air rifle didnt work out too well for the OP

depends how fast they are it takes me 63.26 seconds from the back door to the loft,42.91 seconds from the loft to the back window,23.21 seconds to get the gun out of the bag,5 mins remembering where the "safe place" was i hid the pellets (cant be to carefull with kids around) another 32.36 seconds back to the gun and load and just pot luck if i hit them or not the scope is broken

Good drills there mate,

they wouldnt stand a chance...lol

wifey says i may aswell just hand them the keys over and make them a brew lol

[keymac88 8]

Spud gun followed by the mighty fist lol

[Get-em-out 1]

lol....did this fella say he just caught someone in his backyard looking at his dogs and he ran and got an air rifle????? :clapper: ....fukin classic mate...get the match sticks in your eyes y a big fairy for he will be back tonite lol.... he keeps big bull xs yet when hes faced way quarry he runs in the house....aww i love this site

 

 

 

funny c**t you arnt ya

[Get-em-out 1]

gun was loaded like allways to all you smart fuckers and its all ways sat next to the door thanks

[torchey 1,328]

all joking aside no matter what someone is doing in your garden you cant be pointing a gun at them

That depends what mood your in and how big the c**t is

[LAZYBSTARD 225]

gun was loaded like allways to all you smart fuckers and its all ways sat next to the door thanks

sounds like a nice place to live

[RaiderBoy 19]

i always leave my shotgun loaded in the kennel just incase

 

 

So a theif can break in and shoot you when you come out the back door :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

goes from dog theft to armed robbery then :laugh: :laugh: and i always send my wife out if its dark,you know how it is

Yeh armed robbery with your own inadequately secured gun,

 

Myself, I tend to just use the kids as a decoy while I leg it out of the front door to safety...

one i havent got a licence,and two who said it was "mine" if anyone asks lol :whistling: i used the same method running out of kids now,thank allah i married a muslim

 

You did....

[royal lazy boy 42]

i keep a couple of petrol bombs full of sunny jims on the bedroom window cill you never no

sunny jims

[LAZYBSTARD 225]

i keep a couple of petrol bombs full of sunny jims on the bedroom window cill you never no

sunny jims

there like napam when there shreaded.........(so i hear)

[Lab 10,979]

all joking aside no matter what someone is doing in your garden you cant be pointing a gun at them

Your correct.......i''d never point the shotty at a thief.....just in his general direction?... "But officer i was 100% certain it was a fox thats been bothering me all week......"

[Penda 3,341]

You should of popped a cap in his ass