scent 509 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) any of yee ever have the magic sock that was kept under the bed ,cause if my one ever fell out o my hand it would shatter like a piece of glass Should have cracked an egg in it to freshen it up... im on it as we speak ,soft or HARD boiled malt lol Edited September 13, 2011 by scent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 any of yee ever have the magic sock that was kept under the bed ,cause if my one ever fell out o my hand it would shatter like a piece of glass ask socko, i mean hedz his missus found his an told all us 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 any of yee ever have the magic sock that was kept under the bed ,cause if my one ever fell out o my hand it would shatter like a piece of glass ask socko, i mean hedz his missus found his an told all us i dont care he will never know, he refuses to read millets threads anymore Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 What a strange question to ask. I'm sure when we were at that age most enjoyed a Tommy Tank, but as you get older you mature, and these activities become less frequent until you meet someone, then they feel even better. The feeling of someone elses hand wrapped around your tool gently tugging away is mystical, a free legal high, a sense of release and very personal. Thats a real talent that mate......how you made a wank sound romantic al never know..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 What a strange question to ask. I'm sure when we were at that age most enjoyed a Tommy Tank, but as you get older you mature, and these activities become less frequent until you meet someone, then they feel even better. The feeling of someone elses hand wrapped around your tool gently tugging away is mystical, a free legal high, a sense of release and very personal. Well fair play fella you got a way with words..............D.B.Puller. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Any man of any age who says he doesn't is either telling feckin' porkies or has something amiss you cant beat a good jodrel bank,at least you dont have to hug yourself for half hour after And it has to be said, we know how we like it best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Depends on: 1 - how fit the wife was when you married her 2 - how fit she is now 3 - if you fancy a change! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moggy rock 22 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 the best way lads is to lay on the floor..on the side on your arm untill it goes dead as feck...then get up quick and go ten to the dozen before the feeling comes back...got to be quick thou..best watch a bluey and get preperd..it feels like some one else is doing it...TRY IT AND FIND OUT.... ;) ;) ;) by the way..i havent had a ham shank for many years...she does it for me :laugh: :laugh: especaliey on pay days ;) ;) the bitch :hmm: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 question is tho.... how many of you self admitted wankers, have pokey bum wanks???? thats what i wanna know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 question is tho.... how many of you self admitted wankers, have pokey bum wanks???? thats what i wanna know That's a good question Any hints?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 question is tho.... how many of you self admitted wankers, have pokey bum wanks???? thats what i wanna know That's a good question Any hints?? hot bath an a squirt a shampoo on yer finger 1st................. or so i been told Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,180 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Any man of any age who says he doesn't is either telling feckin' porkies or has something amiss you cant beat a good jodrel bank,at least you dont have to hug yourself for half hour after I used to respect you Craig f****n hug for half n hour coat her tits, give her a kiss, roll over and go to sleep ya fairy men like you give us all a bad name. If you really want to be a gentleman hand her a towel :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,180 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 What a strange question to ask. I'm sure when we were at that age most enjoyed a Tommy Tank, but as you get older you mature, and these activities become less frequent until you meet someone, then they feel even better. The feeling of someone elses hand wrapped around your tool gently tugging away is mystical, a free legal high, a sense of release and very personal. Oh my God you are gay :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris k 205 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 You can just picture someone stumbling across this site and scrolling down looking for info on hunting and coming across a bunch of wankers. As for choking the bishop I don't do it. It can make you go blind....so I am told you only go blind if ya shoot ya muck funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nod 285 Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 goaly glove and snorkel, panic wanks... get ready then shout the missus the goal is to finish before you get caught Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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