scent 509 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 women are fond of the old smelly finger aswell lass lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 my right arm is like pop eye .Iv slits on my fore skin that sting when i shower .These days i brake into old folks homes and get old men to beat me off cause their hands are soft and full of wrinkles so it dont hurt as much Funniest thing I have read on here in a while Fekin brilliant. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 You can just picture someone stumbling across this site and scrolling down looking for info on hunting and coming across a bunch of wankers. As for choking the bishop I don't do it. It can make you go blind....so I am told Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 You can just picture someone stumbling across this site and scrolling down looking for info on hunting and coming across a bunch of wankers. As for choking the bishop I don't do it. It can make you go blind....so I am told choking the bishop reminds me of a bloke i used to work with,he used to say "i think i might strangle the purple headed custard chucker tonight" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,866 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Hey hey,I wasnt too far wrong about you lot on here after all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Cant beat the old portugese hand pump.............. how many blokes you wanked off lab? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Cant beat the old portugese hand pump.............. how many blokes you wanked off lab? 3..................its been a slow week!!... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 choking the bishop reminds me of a bloke i used to work with,he used to say "i think i might strangle the purple headed custard chucker tonight" A lad i used to work with used to pick the sunday sport up and say im off to the bog for a ham shank.. ..the dirty fooker..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 ever hear the saying ......im off to empty the contents of my school bag all over my father in laws soiled under wear lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 What a strange question to ask. I'm sure when we were at that age most enjoyed a Tommy Tank, but as you get older you mature, and these activities become less frequent until you meet someone, then they feel even better. The feeling of someone elses hand wrapped around your tool gently tugging away is mystical, a free legal high, a sense of release and very personal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 What a strange question to ask. I'm sure when we were at that age most enjoyed a Tommy Tank, but as you get older you mature, and these activities become less frequent until you meet someone, then they feel even better. The feeling of someone elses hand wrapped around your tool gently tugging away is mystical, a free legal high, a sense of release and very personal. what you an hedz dae in yer own time is fook all to do way us 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Phew, I thought it was just me who wasn't growing out of it.. I remember a mate of mine was telling me he went to the site bog in work years ago, and cracked one off watching a pair of snails at it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) any of yee ever have the magic sock that was kept under the bed ,cause if my one ever fell out o my hand it would shatter like a piece of glass Edited September 13, 2011 by scent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 any of yee ever have the magic sock that was kept under the bed ,cause if my one ever fell out o my hand it would shatter like a piece of glass ask socko, i mean hedz his missus found his an told all us Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 any of yee ever have the magic sock that was kept under the bed ,cause if my one ever fell out o my hand it would shatter like a piece of glass Should have cracked an egg in it to freshen it up... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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