southcott 9 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Think i better take my phone with me after reading this ! hubbie always moaning at me, out there on your own , i would never find you if some thing goes wrong Quote Link to post
hullhunter 219 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 shot my self in the foot. Quote Link to post
bendrover 556 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 going over a new double strand barbed wire fence,dog leash round my wrist and a poxy rabbit rises.hung up like a daft pup screaming like one too.had to go to the human vets for a load of stitches to my hamstring. Quote Link to post
RossM 8,119 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 to myself, been hit in the shin by a madman swinging a spade, (you know who you are!) bent down to retrieve a ferret and got a nettle to the eyeball, climbing a barbed fence and my daft mate decided to climb at samee time, so when he put weight onn the top strand, it drew it through my palm, jarred my knee legging it from a farmer, knew the burn was somewhere about hit the other side, sat there in agony for about 20 minutes, most stupid thing ive done is whilst recovering from a broken foot i had one of those hard boots you strap your foot in, got asked to go out with the air rifles so off with the correction boot and on with the wellies, walking the permission and squeeked a fox in my mate had his wee terrier with him, slipped the terrier(lol) and it grabbed charlie by the arse only for it to spin round and lock onto the terrier, i run down the banking into the field and volleyed reynard in the heid.........6weeks with a proper stookie on. other people i know, bitten on the clemmys by a rabbit whilst trying to hold lamp and neck it, saw someone piss on an electric fence (funny) someone grab hold of an electric fence with both hands, same lad missed a rat in the pig shed i managed to land a volley on it and put a purple bruise on his hamstring muscle, sure theres more but cant remember them just now. Quote Link to post
undisputed 1,664 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Got caught in a stampede of young bullocks I was like a ball in a pinball machine....broke 3 ribs one time having a swing with my right leg at a bunny when my old bitch ploughed into me from behind and I landed on my battery. 1 Quote Link to post
leeroy 29 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 My mate out lamping with a 70lb lurcher slipped her on a rabbit she toot it up the hedge about 40 yds turned it back strait at him he lamped the rabbit as it came past him the dog hit him at full tilt in the side of his knees sending him around like a cattering wheel, battery was on a strap swang around at speed and came to a very sudden stop right on top of his head , the impact broke the dogs back . The mate he was with heard the impact 100 yds away , when he got to him he was covered in blood with a split right across his head . Not the best night. Quote Link to post
Guest storm70 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 best topic yet on thl made me laugh went out whith a irish lad 1 night to a farm he was using a 22lr for rats i went lamping whith the dogs after a few hours retured to farm found him pished full of stella on leaving the farm his 22lr went off in my jeep and straight up my hand and i had to drive 3 hours to hospital needless to say our freindship ended after that and a 2 hour op and 18 stiches il never forget he did comp me finationtially thow to keep my mouth shut in hosp or he would have got the nick hadent i changed the story for all gunshots are recorded buy the old bill teached me a leason never go hunting way a drinker ever stupid c**t Quote Link to post
MOUSE TRAP 19 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 shot my self in the foot. had a laugh at that .when i was younger me and a mate were ratting we had 1 under a old bath 2 runs 1the dogs were at so said to him if 1 comes out shoot it . natural instinct it popped out i tried to stand on it as he fired strait through ma foot . Quote Link to post
danby825 11 Posted September 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 them is all good lads some made me wince others laugh but all good atb Quote Link to post
leary420 12 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 out lamping one night needed a piss didnt check where i was pissing pissed on an electric fence Quote Link to post
Terrier Sam 297 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 A guy I know was out lamping with a gun. He had a shot at a rabbit that was on the run, it turned straight towards him runnin full speed so in an attempt to stop it, he kicked it hard and broke his foot Quote Link to post
bunnyboiler 1,053 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Fell in a ditch two nights ago out lamping not nice as the ditch was full of nettles and thorn bushes was pulling thorns out my head legs and arms blood all over the place :-( last season jumped the farmers gate and landed funny damaged the ligaments in my foot :-( Quote Link to post
Guest annette jackman Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 out lamping one night needed a piss didnt check where i was pissing pissed on an electric fence OOOCCCHH!!!! Quote Link to post
leary420 12 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 out lamping one night needed a piss didnt check where i was pissing pissed on an electric fence OOOCCCHH!!!! yup scared everyting around with the roar i let out Quote Link to post
Guest annette jackman Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 out lamping one night needed a piss didnt check where i was pissing pissed on an electric fence OOOCCCHH!!!! yup scared everyting around with the roar i let out Bet you did, bit more careful where you go now Quote Link to post
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