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Sorry. I don't personally consider them 'Funny '. 'Class'. Or in any other way 'Pleasing'. They're just the goat worlds equivellant of the " English Bulldog ", aren't they? Feel free to correct me if I have it all wrong ~ no offence. But aren't they just a promulgated genetic f*ck up?

 

Strikes me they'll be bought as novelties. An object of fun, to show off to ones friends and neighbours. Once people stop laughing ..... what then? Where will they end up? Flogged on to the next idiot? Or torn to pieces by a loose Dog - by accident or design?

 

I keep goats. Natural tackle at both ends. Not given to passing out.

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bit like that poor little narcoleptic poodle. i suppose if you don't stress them out (and it's not like your average goats day-to-day existence is particularly stressful) they're ok. i only said "class" cos i've been trying to find a reference to that little clip in the middle for ages. graham norton played it on his show all the time, saying it was a goat having a heart attack. now, i've seen a goat have a heart attack, and it sure as hell didn't happen like that! been trying to find that clip for years, to no avail. and at last! i have an explanation! not a heart attack, just a goat with dodgy muscles. bloody knew it weren't a heart attack.

getting quite nostalgic for my old goats now... hmm... if my potenetial new housing can be sorted, i think i'll get me another togenburg. or an anglo nubian. always fancied one of them floppy-eared feckers.

 

 

and goats don't go "baaah", that's sheep. goats are more kinda like "meh-eh-eh-eh-eh". kinda hard to type it, but i do a damn fine impression of a baby goat. i know it's good, cos when i was a kid i used to do it at our old saanen x, and she'd reply! i thought it was great fun at the time. goat probably didn't!

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Sorry. I don't personally consider them 'Funny '. 'Class'. Or in any other way 'Pleasing'. They're just the goat worlds equivellant of the " English Bulldog ", aren't they? Feel free to correct me if I have it all wrong ~ no offence. But aren't they just a promulgated genetic f*ck up?

 

Strikes me they'll be bought as novelties. An object of fun, to show off to ones friends and neighbours. Once people stop laughing ..... what then? Where will they end up? Flogged on to the next idiot? Or torn to pieces by a loose Dog - by accident or design?

 

I keep goats. Natural tackle at both ends. Not given to passing out.

 

each to their own.

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