mushroom 12,916 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 In no way shape or form do I want another partner I'm now terrified of saying those 3 little words to any woman....... "Where's me tea" :laugh: On a serious note I can't commit to any one woman now I only want to have a bit of fun been burnt twice and lost everything twice 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Ask judge 2010 if im for real as ive just spoken on the phone to him no you haven't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xrG0cvQStE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,916 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Ask judge 2010 if im for real as ive just spoken on the phone to him no you haven't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xrG0cvQStE Holy fuuck that's so wrong my daughter is banned from the net now :laugh: although it does sound a bit like judge... "I like blue shiney things" :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 585 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Ive been single for 3 years now as my partner was given the choice by his parent me or the family farm and he chose the farm Wise enough choice.......you can live without 'love' but not without money. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Ask judge 2010 if im for real as ive just spoken on the phone to him Ask judge 2010 if im for real as ive just spoken on the phone to him no you haven't This sounds very stalkerish! Keep an eye out Judge Countrymaid could be watching and waiting for you - [media='']http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzZlyUFF-z4[/media] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bulldogman 55 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 family farm with sporting rights vs partner.....mmmm tough call but i could live without her.......... If you had to make the choice would you have dumped him? I don't think its the country/city split thats the issue tbh, many people like me who live and work in cities would love nothing more than to escape to somewhere in the countryside......same as some people in the country want to work in London (like Lagos but with running water). And a pic would help to decide if he made the right call, if your a double of Holly Vallance we might think he was a gay, but if your face looks like a bag of spanners sounds like a fair deal! Why did his parents hate you that much anyway - village bike? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 countrymaid = tb25. bull shit youth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tictac 218 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 blonde big tiits no facail hair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 ... Why did his parents hate you that much anyway - village bike? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bulldogman 55 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 had to ask? they must really have had it in for her if they were gonna cut him out of the family farm, just want to know what she did that was so bad.....or was she just a bit of rough ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,983 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Being a typical lazy man I basically want a good looking slave to cook and clean that doesn't mind licking my nob and goes over at least every other day if not every day all day!! I'm doing well so far believe it or not, she even supports arsenal!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bulldogman 55 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Being a typical lazy man I basically want a good looking slave to cook and clean that doesn't mind licking my nob and goes over at least every other day if not every day all day!! I'm doing well so far believe it or not, she even supports arsenal!! pmsl..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
francolin 449 Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Being a typical lazy man I basically want a good looking slave to cook and clean that doesn't mind licking my nob and goes over at least every other day if not every day all day!! I'm doing well so far believe it or not, she even supports arsenal!! can you train one for me please,but leave out the arsenal bit cheers, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 A wassle pair of jugs. I have to be firm on the jugs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,983 Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 You source the good looking female and I'll break them for you, football teams are just an optional extra mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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