blan89 159 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 i'd bet my first born child 'country maid' is either an existing member or a gay priest trying to get naked pics of some of the resident simpletons. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,088 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 A pulse. :laugh: ............. I have been married 17 years, all I look for is a brew in the morning and me pants in the draw! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
francolin 449 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 judge thats just wrong,nice but wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 judge thats just wrong,nice but wrong don't be scared mate its only pussy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Now you lot im being serious here, what do you lot look for in a new partner. Im a real country girl and i believe town and country people dont mix, my old boss who is a solicitor set me up with his brother on a blind date as he thought we would get on. Victor his brother is 6ft 6 and i would describe him as a london/city type and very well to do. Anyway i cooked him a lovely meal and before i could serve him pudding my cat jumped through the open window and dropped a live mouse on the floor, i was horrified not at the mouse but at Victors reaction!!! he was almost on the table and screaming!! Now here's the serious question what do you lot look for in a potential new partner, all im looking for is a man that is good around dogs, horses, livestock. And if he dosent mind hunting/shooting/being poor then thats a bonus!! and the dating sites like muddy match's etc are just full of wanna b country people. I am a country girl FULL STOP!!! Best qualities are being mute and able to cook.....did Victor get to hide the sausage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
francolin 449 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 judge thats just wrong,nice but wrong don't be scared mate its only pussy. at one time i could eat it all day,these days wish i had eaten it,sooner have a brew. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 judge thats just wrong,nice but wrong don't be scared mate its only pussy. at one time i could eat it all day,these days wish i had eaten it,sooner have a brew. lol really? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
countrymaid 2 Posted September 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Ask judge 2010 if im for real as ive just spoken on the phone to him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Ask judge 2010 if im for real as ive just spoken on the phone to him Nae doubt. Let me guess, he's trying to get his hole? Dirty b*****d judge!!!! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
countrymaid 2 Posted September 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 He sounded very pleasant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Ask judge 2010 if im for real as ive just spoken on the phone to him no you haven't Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Ask judge 2010 if im for real as ive just spoken on the phone to him no you haven't I bet if she does you'll cack your pants.lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Ask judge 2010 if im for real as ive just spoken on the phone to him no you haven't I bet if she does you'll cack your pants.lol i've only spoke to bogger & terrier-man-mark off here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Lets hope she plucks up enough courage to phone you up then.lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 countrymaid = tb25. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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