Rake aboot 4,936 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Had a wee day out with Kitlerox today,,,,, Off we went to a local place about 5 miles or so from the hoose,, gets there and realises the fekin bag wi my nets in it, is lying in the kitchen !! cnut! So off we go,, back home, picks the bag up,, then decide to do a paddock nearby,, trundles down there and start to get set up,, So,,, starts puting the nets down,, reaching through the hedge to set a net,,,,,when ,,, Bang !!!!!! everything goes white,,, thought I`d been hit with a hammer,, and nearly blacked out,, I`d been belted in the back of the head with the electric fence,, hammered my jaw shut, and I bit ma tongue,, really fazed me out,, couldn`t quite kneel,, had to lie doon for a wee bit,, to try and stop me vomiting,, Feck me it was a blooter like,, realy unpleasent,, was about half hour before I was convinced I wasn`t going to puke,, Kittle rox helped,,, by chuckling like a looney !!. Turned the fence off, and got on with it,,, bagged a bunny,, then had a dig cause the ferret had a rabbit in a stop end,, could not find the bugger though,, and did not want to dig away,,as it`s livery,, and horsey folk are arsey twats mostly,, so,,onwards Had a chat with the land owner of the field next to it (have that as well) and sorted a day out at Biggar on the rabbits,, so headed of along the fence line, for more sport,,, So,, sets up on a wee three holer,, FUKC!!!! I hear,,,,, as Kittlerox gets fuked by the electric fence,, on the hand though,, lucky bugger,, then the almighty yelp, as the dog gets it as well!! Holy jesus,, Fences!! I fekin hate them !! what a day.. pulled another out,, and then took a small young un out as well,, that went back though,, was big enough to be off milk so ,, Hate killing wee yins!! Any way,, called it a short day,, but,, the weather was beautiful,, and we really enjoyed the day,, despite me now having a small burn on me napper where the arc struck,, and a headache!! Am under observasion by the missus,, cause it was ma heed that got it,, but to be honest she will be keeping her eye out to see if I seem OK,,, so thats fukced then,,cause ah never seem OK !!!! hahahaha (pics to follow) Cider should counteract any adverse reaction,,,,ah reckon !! ATB Quote Link to post
darbo 4,776 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post
f mac 40 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 sounds like u 2 were buzzin :laugh: classic Quote Link to post
troter58 1,711 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 sounds like you had a blast mate funny write up atb troter Quote Link to post
fcuktheban 140 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Rake aboot showing where it hurts Quote Link to post
muddy210 34 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 good stuff mate great right up hadto laugh . Quote Link to post
Lab 10,979 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Anyone thinking the same as me.....................................Rake and Kittlerox..... Quote Link to post
Joe67 239 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Kittle rox helped,,, by chuckling like a looney !!. lol nice one Quote Link to post
diggermad 154 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 shocking that mate bet the horses were pissing there selves better luck next time DM Quote Link to post
pigeonphill 69 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 that's cheered me up reminds me of a day out a couple of seasons ago when i got over a fence and said it was off and then steve who i go ferreting with tryed getting over and got a blast in the balls made me laugh he didnt find it so funny Quote Link to post
KittleRox 2,147 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I just stayed at the other side of the fence incase you turned intae Frankestein, thats us eeks now though I got it oan the heid last season and it is like getting hit with a hammer, as well as the fright you get a bolt from strong bow Will sort you oot though not a big bag but enjoyed the day and Lab, who,s Stan and who,s Olly Quote Link to post
Lab 10,979 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I just stayed at the other side of the fence incase you turned intae Frankestein, thats us eeks now though I got it oan the heid last season and it is like getting hit with a hammer, as well as the fright you get a bolt from strong bow Will sort you oot though not a big bag but enjoyed the day and Lab, who,s Stan and who,s Olly You tell me.................. Quote Link to post
fcuktheban 140 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I just stayed at the other side of the fence incase you turned intae Frankestein, thats us eeks now though I got it oan the heid last season and it is like getting hit with a hammer, as well as the fright you get a bolt from strong bow Will sort you oot though not a big bag but enjoyed the day and Lab, who,s Stan and who,s Olly You tell me.................. I'd say Ollie is the one that cooked his brain Quote Link to post
KittleRox 2,147 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I just stayed at the other side of the fence incase you turned intae Frankestein, thats us eeks now though I got it oan the heid last season and it is like getting hit with a hammer, as well as the fright you get a bolt from strong bow Will sort you oot though not a big bag but enjoyed the day and Lab, who,s Stan and who,s Olly You tell me.................. You,re an expert oan daftys mate ,I,ll let you decide Quote Link to post
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