Guest thebigdog Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 never got no kwalifacashon in scool no shit 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IanB 0 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 never got no kwalifacashon in scool no shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 hmp :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 10 GCSE's then had to leave the A levels because I knocked the girlfriend up at 16.. Done a 2 year car bodywork repair course, then a 12 week national skills development scheme a few years later, which was basically a condensed 2 year course covering various aspects of site work. (refineries) Was due to start college to sit my A levels at 24 but had to leave them again because I knocked the wife up.. Went into the building trade and learnt to plaster and do a few bits of general building. Knees gave out about 3 years ago and I am currently a stay at home dad while my wife works.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) fecked about did`nt take my exams -- pulled out of my city n guilds painting and decorating went painting pylons making big money .. paid off my mortage early started my own painting company went to night school to catch up on my english,maths,spelling, and reading when i was 26 counting money was never a problem division was never seemed to give the tax man his share ... semi retired now feck about selling antiques and collectables and i still struggle with that division thing .... Edited September 7, 2011 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 had a cousin went to university.he was in a jar on a shelf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 had a cousin went to university.he was in a jar on a shelf :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,776 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 o levels couple cse s.electrical apprenticeship. city and guilds elec installation,wiring regulations,plcs.first aid numerous safety courses,scaffold courses,cherry picker courses. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 10 GCSE's then had to leave the A levels because I knocked the girlfriend up at 16.. Done a 2 year car bodywork repair course, then a 12 week national skills development scheme a few years later, which was basically a condensed 2 year course covering various aspects of site work. (refineries) Was due to start college to sit my A levels at 24 but had to leave them again because I knocked the wife up.. Went into the building trade and learnt to plaster and do a few bits of general building. Knees gave out about 3 years ago and I am currently a stay at home dad while my wife works.. is plastering hard on your knees? my old fella's a plasterer and he's always had problems with his knees too,but i just assumed its because he's so fat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 10 GCSE's then had to leave the A levels because I knocked the girlfriend up at 16.. Done a 2 year car bodywork repair course, then a 12 week national skills development scheme a few years later, which was basically a condensed 2 year course covering various aspects of site work. (refineries) Was due to start college to sit my A levels at 24 but had to leave them again because I knocked the wife up.. Went into the building trade and learnt to plaster and do a few bits of general building. Knees gave out about 3 years ago and I am currently a stay at home dad while my wife works.. is plastering hard on your knees? my old fella's a plasterer and he's always had problems with his knees too,but i just assumed its because he's so fat. lol he didnt get sore knees plastering 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mooch. 177 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 10 GCSEs, National Diploma in Horticulture, Higher National Diploma in Horticulture, NVQ2 (horticulture), NPTC spraying certificates PA1 and PA6a, NPTC chainsaw certificates for cross cutting and small felling. Got my Queen's Scout Award too which , although not a qualification, has made the difference at more than one job interview. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Awrite Scot Naw bud ,no fishing off the rig,, case ah skelp a diver with a lead weight !!lol You can fish of the rigs in the Norwegian sector though,, but not in the UK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Straight A student through high school, Then 4 years at Uni training to be a Zoologist leaving with a first............... What a load of old bollocks......hated f*****g school and f****d about dreaming of the day i could leave and make some money. Looking back i should have stuck in now instead of trudging about in pheasant shite and putting up fences.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Don't lie lab you have more money then Bill Gates. I finished 6th year at school, hated every minute of it, but still got a few highers. Enough to get to uni at least. Done an honours degree in sustainable environmental management but left in the third year because I was offered this job. Thank feck I did because I would have been coming out last october and would probably be a regular viewer of the jeremy kyle show by now. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Don't lie lab you have more money then Bill Gates. I finished 6th year at school, hated every minute of it, but still got a few highers. Enough to get to uni at least. Done an honours degree in sustainable environmental management but left in the third year because I was offered this job. Thank feck I did because I would have been coming out last october and would probably be a regular viewer of the jeremy kyle show by now. FTB FTB....how old are you? you must be early 20's? I had you down as an angry and twisted old man.....kind of like a Scottish version of a cross between victor meldrew and basil faulty You can't be young!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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