iworkwhippets 12,710 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh do you know veedublee? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 i go to asda its cheap as f**k. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did his son headbutt you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh i bet its on youtube by tonight pal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: dirty fighter! he was trying to burst the old dudes varicose veins! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: dirty fighter! he was trying to burst the old dudes varicose veins! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: If i remember rightly it is an approved form of control and restraint 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Oh and...Asda bought Nettos, it don't exist any more Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: If i remember rightly it is an approved form of control and restraint Yes Von, they teach it at the Louis Spence martial arts academy............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 You should've rung Ethyl she'd have helped you out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I tell you though, it hurts like crazy, certainly distracts you, not as much as the knuckle in the breast bone or the nose crunch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I tell you though, it hurts like crazy, certainly distracts you, not as much as the knuckle in the breast bone or the nose crunch I'd gladly fight someone who wanted to scrape my shin whilst i punch their face and give their throat a nagasaki death chop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I tell you though, it hurts like crazy, certainly distracts you, not as much as the knuckle in the breast bone or the nose crunch "The Drill"............painful one that Moll. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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