rob190364 2,594 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I tell you though, it hurts like crazy, certainly distracts you, not as much as the knuckle in the breast bone or the nose crunch "The Drill"............painful one that Moll. wouldn't work on simo....his moobs would take the impact! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I tell you though, it hurts like crazy, certainly distracts you, not as much as the knuckle in the breast bone or the nose crunch "The Drill"............painful one that Moll. wouldn't work on simo....his moobs would take the impact! Moobs ffs? Their pec implants......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I tell you though, it hurts like crazy, certainly distracts you, not as much as the knuckle in the breast bone or the nose crunch "The Drill"............painful one that Moll. wouldn't work on simo....his moobs would take the impact! Moobs ffs? Their pec implants......... 42 EE??? they must have cost a fortune!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,859 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: man up, from a man who eats fondue 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junior 267 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: that tickled me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: man up, from a man who eats fondue Philistine!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh The shin scrape isn't as effective if you're not wearing flip flops Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 ffs what a fool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terrier.man.mark 58 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 i go to asda its cheap as f**k. 2nd that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: man up, from a man who eats fondue Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: man up, from a man who eats fondue Erm, and this from a man who when he came for one brought his own skewers? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Well I know that isn't directed at me .............. I haven't been invited! Fondue and fondle evenings ............ I've missed out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 you just dont see that class of people in marks and spencers pfffffff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
drwolly 8 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 f**k me two pints and I read this thread..... I had to read it again to get to grips with it.....did he get the old goats pension of him or what? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I tell you though, it hurts like crazy, certainly distracts you, not as much as the knuckle in the breast bone or the nose crunch nothing distracts you like a good solid kick in the knackers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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