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Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh

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do you know veedublee?

i go to asda its cheap as f**k.

If i remember rightly it is an approved form of control and restraint

Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh

do you know veedublee?

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Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh

 

You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: :laugh:

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Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh

i bet its on youtube by tonight pal. :laugh:

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Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh

 

You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: :laugh:

dirty fighter! he was trying to burst the old dudes varicose veins!

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Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh

 

You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: :laugh:

dirty fighter! he was trying to burst the old dudes varicose veins!

 

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Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh

 

You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: :laugh:

 

If i remember rightly it is an approved form of control and restraint :thumbs:

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Did the weekly shop at morrisons yesterday, this owd chap barging around like a lunatic with his trolley smashed into my wrist causing it to bleed, a barney ensued with him taking a swipe at me, i rubbed the instep of my boot down his shin and down he went, manager came and escorted ME from the premises, eh

 

You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: :laugh:

 

If i remember rightly it is an approved form of control and restraint :thumbs:

 

 

Yes Von, they teach it at the Louis Spence martial arts academy.............

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:laugh:

 

I tell you though, it hurts like crazy, certainly distracts you, not as much as the knuckle in the breast bone or the nose crunch :cry:

 

 

I'd gladly fight someone who wanted to scrape my shin whilst i punch their face and give their throat a nagasaki death chop :laugh:

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