judge2010 196 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 i remember when i was 8 i use to go and take the next door neigbours dog for a walk for 50p, lol the old bloke next door use to make me go in this pocket to fetch the money but i had to be carfeul because, thats where he kept his poorly rabbit and it had no ears and some times it would be sick while you were fetching your hard money out of it.. Good old days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hullhunter 219 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) i had this big teddy about 3 foot tall filled with polystyrene balls i used to feed my brother them and tell him they would give him super powers he eat half the teddy over the years. i through the same teddy of the top bunk of our bunk bed and told him it flew off so he tryed to fly of the top bunk after all he did have the same super powers as the teddy he landed on his chest half way across the bedroom. Edited September 7, 2011 by hullhunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 i had this big teddy about 3 foot tall filled with polystyrene balls i used to feed him them and tell him they would give him super powers he eat half the teddy over the years. i through the same teddy of the top bunk of our bunk bed and told him it flew off so he tryed to fly of the top bunk after all he did have the same super powers as the teddy he landed on his chest half way across the bedroom. him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,782 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I tried to shut the boot of the car by pulling on the hydraulic pistol thing that holds the boot lid up, it snapped and trapped my head in the car boot. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I tried to shut the boot of the car by pulling on the hydraulic pistol thing that holds the boot lid up, it snapped and trapped my head in the car boot. :laugh: embarrassingly....it was a talbot horizon! It would be bad enough if it was a normal car, but to get your head bust open by a talbot is just plain humiliating! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,782 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 When I was 7 I made poison using bubblebath, detol, toothpaste and mouthwash and poured it down the sink to kill any sharks that might be lurking anywhere near Britain, I've never seen one yet so I obviously did a very good job! Quick Rob, your country needs you... http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/217493-great-whites-of-british-coasts/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Anyone have any silly stories from their childhood? I used to shake my hand to try and get coffee beans to appear...could never understand why they managed on the advert but I couldn't do it. I used to worry in case king kong reached through my window and took me during the night. The first time I ever got grounded was because I did a dump in a donald duck bucket in the garden because I couldn't be bothered going upstairs (I was 5). I hid it behind the shed and my mum found it cos she could smell it when hanging the washing out I tried to shut the boot of the car by pulling on the hydraulic pistol thing that holds the boot lid up, it snapped and trapped my head in the car boot. When I was 7 I made poison using bubblebath, detol, toothpaste and mouthwash and poured it down the sink to kill any sharks that might be lurking anywhere near Britain, I've never seen one yet so I obviously did a very good job! I used to worry when I was sunbathing incase vultures thought I was dead and started circling above me. I once found an old toilet seat so was using it as a sledge and sliding down a rubble slope, on about the forth slide I bit a brick and the seat split in half leaving me sliding down the slope on my arse. Walking home with no back on my trousers was ever so slightly embarrassing! My only scurmish with the law as a child was when I was writing 'samantha fox is fit' on a post box....IN PENCIL!!!....when a rozzer came round the corner on his bike. I had to give him my address and he proceeded to cycle round the corner and tell my parents. That was my second grounding. Anyone else?........... by any chance did you take the little bus to school. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Anyone have any silly stories from their childhood? I used to shake my hand to try and get coffee beans to appear...could never understand why they managed on the advert but I couldn't do it. I used to worry in case king kong reached through my window and took me during the night. The first time I ever got grounded was because I did a dump in a donald duck bucket in the garden because I couldn't be bothered going upstairs (I was 5). I hid it behind the shed and my mum found it cos she could smell it when hanging the washing out I tried to shut the boot of the car by pulling on the hydraulic pistol thing that holds the boot lid up, it snapped and trapped my head in the car boot. When I was 7 I made poison using bubblebath, detol, toothpaste and mouthwash and poured it down the sink to kill any sharks that might be lurking anywhere near Britain, I've never seen one yet so I obviously did a very good job! I used to worry when I was sunbathing incase vultures thought I was dead and started circling above me. I once found an old toilet seat so was using it as a sledge and sliding down a rubble slope, on about the forth slide I bit a brick and the seat split in half leaving me sliding down the slope on my arse. Walking home with no back on my trousers was ever so slightly embarrassing! My only scurmish with the law as a child was when I was writing 'samantha fox is fit' on a post box....IN PENCIL!!!....when a rozzer came round the corner on his bike. I had to give him my address and he proceeded to cycle round the corner and tell my parents. That was my second grounding. Anyone else?........... by any chance did you take the little bus to school. that scothunter? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 When I was 7 I made poison using bubblebath, detol, toothpaste and mouthwash and poured it down the sink to kill any sharks that might be lurking anywhere near Britain, I've never seen one yet so I obviously did a very good job! Quick Rob, your country needs you... http://www.thehuntin...british-coasts/ I'm not sure I can help with this one, Mr Matey was a vital ingredient and I don't think they make it any more....sorry! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,782 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 When I was 7 I made poison using bubblebath, detol, toothpaste and mouthwash and poured it down the sink to kill any sharks that might be lurking anywhere near Britain, I've never seen one yet so I obviously did a very good job! Quick Rob, your country needs you... http://www.thehuntin...british-coasts/ I'm not sure I can help with this one, Mr Matey was a vital ingredient and I don't think they make it any more....sorry! Googled it, look what i found http://www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=matey+bubble+bath&hl=en&prmd=ivns&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1266&bih=864&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=15693616576797414277&sa=X&ei=yI9nTvynCcOc-waw6KDsCw&ved=0CEcQ8wIwAA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hullhunter 219 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) i had this big teddy about 3 foot tall filled with polystyrene balls i used to feed him them and tell him they would give him super powers he eat half the teddy over the years. i through the same teddy of the top bunk of our bunk bed and told him it flew off so he tryed to fly of the top bunk after all he did have the same super powers as the teddy he landed on his chest half way across the bedroom. him? edited :wallbash: :blink: Edited September 7, 2011 by hullhunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,540 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 A bit out of order,but we used to chase the spazzy school bus down past Catford bus garage on our BMXs, the inmates obviously thought they were in danger as they would be bouncing off the windows inside the bus........mayhem but funny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Anyone have any silly stories from their childhood? I used to shake my hand to try and get coffee beans to appear...could never understand why they managed on the advert but I couldn't do it. I used to worry in case king kong reached through my window and took me during the night. The first time I ever got grounded was because I did a dump in a donald duck bucket in the garden because I couldn't be bothered going upstairs (I was 5). I hid it behind the shed and my mum found it cos she could smell it when hanging the washing out I tried to shut the boot of the car by pulling on the hydraulic pistol thing that holds the boot lid up, it snapped and trapped my head in the car boot. When I was 7 I made poison using bubblebath, detol, toothpaste and mouthwash and poured it down the sink to kill any sharks that might be lurking anywhere near Britain, I've never seen one yet so I obviously did a very good job! I used to worry when I was sunbathing incase vultures thought I was dead and started circling above me. I once found an old toilet seat so was using it as a sledge and sliding down a rubble slope, on about the forth slide I bit a brick and the seat split in half leaving me sliding down the slope on my arse. Walking home with no back on my trousers was ever so slightly embarrassing! My only scurmish with the law as a child was when I was writing 'samantha fox is fit' on a post box....IN PENCIL!!!....when a rozzer came round the corner on his bike. I had to give him my address and he proceeded to cycle round the corner and tell my parents. That was my second grounding. Anyone else?........... by any chance did you take the little bus to school. that scothunter? cheeky c**t,but tbh id rather be him than whats on his shirt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 A bit out of order,but we used to chase the spazzy school bus down past Catford bus garage on our BMXs, the inmates obviously thought they were in danger as they would be bouncing off the windows inside the bus........mayhem but funny! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Anyone have any silly stories from their childhood? I used to shake my hand to try and get coffee beans to appear...could never understand why they managed on the advert but I couldn't do it. I used to worry in case king kong reached through my window and took me during the night. The first time I ever got grounded was because I did a dump in a donald duck bucket in the garden because I couldn't be bothered going upstairs (I was 5). I hid it behind the shed and my mum found it cos she could smell it when hanging the washing out I tried to shut the boot of the car by pulling on the hydraulic pistol thing that holds the boot lid up, it snapped and trapped my head in the car boot. When I was 7 I made poison using bubblebath, detol, toothpaste and mouthwash and poured it down the sink to kill any sharks that might be lurking anywhere near Britain, I've never seen one yet so I obviously did a very good job! I used to worry when I was sunbathing incase vultures thought I was dead and started circling above me. I once found an old toilet seat so was using it as a sledge and sliding down a rubble slope, on about the forth slide I bit a brick and the seat split in half leaving me sliding down the slope on my arse. Walking home with no back on my trousers was ever so slightly embarrassing! My only scurmish with the law as a child was when I was writing 'samantha fox is fit' on a post box....IN PENCIL!!!....when a rozzer came round the corner on his bike. I had to give him my address and he proceeded to cycle round the corner and tell my parents. That was my second grounding. Anyone else?........... by any chance did you take the little bus to school. that scothunter? cheeky c**t,but tbh id rather be him than whats on his shirt :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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