hogie 103 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 small yappy b*****ds that actually do bite and there owners walk them about off the lead thinking cause its small when it crabs you it wont hurt if one bites me ill be stamping the we c**t into the ground Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Ohhhhhh stabba is going to be happy with you Rob....................not!!!.. I hate dogs that are not trained to be useful and i f*****g hate any dog that gets carried more than it walks, oh and i hate there owners even more..... why what's stabba got? That reminds me....I was walking past a community hall once and there was a dog show on in there so I wandered in for a gander. Some of the sights were incredible (in a bad way!) but one of them made me laugh, a woman was carrying a daschund around, and talking to people. She went over to someone who had a 12 month old rottie and the daschund got so scared it pissed itself, all over this womans hand and down her side.....she got hold of it's cock and tried to direct the piss away from her but it didn't work, 2 minutes later, without washing her hands the woman went over the the tea table and start eating a scone!!! :bad: They are a very very wierd bunch! I delight in telling daschund owners that 'daschund' means 'badger dog' and that they were bred for digging badgers. . . . . always seems to unsettle them. I hate any of those new 'fashion' breeds, like the 'cockerpoo' or whatever that people shell out 500-800 quid for. . . . . it's a fecking mongrel. Thats going to be one of my new games mate................ Wouldn't worry about the dachshund owners lab, they will look at whats at the end of your leads and not take you seriously Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Ohhhhhh stabba is going to be happy with you Rob....................not!!!.. I hate dogs that are not trained to be useful and i f*****g hate any dog that gets carried more than it walks, oh and i hate there owners even more..... why what's stabba got? That reminds me....I was walking past a community hall once and there was a dog show on in there so I wandered in for a gander. Some of the sights were incredible (in a bad way!) but one of them made me laugh, a woman was carrying a daschund around, and talking to people. She went over to someone who had a 12 month old rottie and the daschund got so scared it pissed itself, all over this womans hand and down her side.....she got hold of it's cock and tried to direct the piss away from her but it didn't work, 2 minutes later, without washing her hands the woman went over the the tea table and start eating a scone!!! :bad: They are a very very wierd bunch! I delight in telling daschund owners that 'daschund' means 'badger dog' and that they were bred for digging badgers. . . . . always seems to unsettle them. I hate any of those new 'fashion' breeds, like the 'cockerpoo' or whatever that people shell out 500-800 quid for. . . . . it's a fecking mongrel. Thats going to be one of my new games mate................ Wouldn't worry about the dachshund owners lab, they will look at whats at the end of your leads and not take you seriously Whats a lead?.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Ohhhhhh stabba is going to be happy with you Rob....................not!!!.. I hate dogs that are not trained to be useful and i f*****g hate any dog that gets carried more than it walks, oh and i hate there owners even more..... why what's stabba got? That reminds me....I was walking past a community hall once and there was a dog show on in there so I wandered in for a gander. Some of the sights were incredible (in a bad way!) but one of them made me laugh, a woman was carrying a daschund around, and talking to people. She went over to someone who had a 12 month old rottie and the daschund got so scared it pissed itself, all over this womans hand and down her side.....she got hold of it's cock and tried to direct the piss away from her but it didn't work, 2 minutes later, without washing her hands the woman went over the the tea table and start eating a scone!!! :bad: They are a very very wierd bunch! I delight in telling daschund owners that 'daschund' means 'badger dog' and that they were bred for digging badgers. . . . . always seems to unsettle them. I hate any of those new 'fashion' breeds, like the 'cockerpoo' or whatever that people shell out 500-800 quid for. . . . . it's a fecking mongrel. Thats going to be one of my new games mate................ Wouldn't worry about the dachshund owners lab, they will look at whats at the end of your leads and not take you seriously Whats a lead?.............. Yours an two anus', one at each end Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 staffies and akitas and owners who cant control thier dog. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Ohhhhhh stabba is going to be happy with you Rob....................not!!!.. I hate dogs that are not trained to be useful and i f*****g hate any dog that gets carried more than it walks, oh and i hate there owners even more..... why what's stabba got? That reminds me....I was walking past a community hall once and there was a dog show on in there so I wandered in for a gander. Some of the sights were incredible (in a bad way!) but one of them made me laugh, a woman was carrying a daschund around, and talking to people. She went over to someone who had a 12 month old rottie and the daschund got so scared it pissed itself, all over this womans hand and down her side.....she got hold of it's cock and tried to direct the piss away from her but it didn't work, 2 minutes later, without washing her hands the woman went over the the tea table and start eating a scone!!! :bad: They are a very very wierd bunch! I delight in telling daschund owners that 'daschund' means 'badger dog' and that they were bred for digging badgers. . . . . always seems to unsettle them. I hate any of those new 'fashion' breeds, like the 'cockerpoo' or whatever that people shell out 500-800 quid for. . . . . it's a fecking mongrel. Thats going to be one of my new games mate................ Wouldn't worry about the dachshund owners lab, they will look at whats at the end of your leads and not take you seriously Whats a lead?.............. Yours an two anus', one at each end Thats one right out of the Whin dictionary simo.....you'll have to explain that mate........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [bANNED TEXT] yu on abowt lab, phezzies/miners strike/thatcher/lobster pots/dutch salmon................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,531 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 them chinuhahas or what ever there called. me gran had a chow roughly 30 year ago and it was not one of them overweight nasty tempered ball of fluff you see now.always let you knew when someone was walking up the lane past their gate. sometimes with the breeds its the breeders that annoy me as the dogs cant help how they have evolved. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [bANNED TEXT] yu on abowt lab, phezzies/miners strike/thatcher/lobster pots/dutch salmon................. yoor right simo seen tons load of go for years maybe 30 bean runnin dogs fir ages. had ma tea wi lobster years ago but never had a salmon a never catched with my bare hands before the cooked oven it did it once. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lexikia 5 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 oh, and another few....the pug, boston terrier and french bulldog, what the bloody hell!!!! and obviously the english bulldog. I got one of each, best dogs on market, both bitches and cost the earth, can't stand mangy hienz 57 mutts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [bANNED TEXT] yu on abowt lab, phezzies/miners strike/thatcher/lobster pots/dutch salmon................. yoor right simo seen tons load of go for years maybe 30 bean runnin dogs fir ages. had ma tea wi lobster years ago but never had a salmon a never catched with my bare hands before the cooked oven it did it once. Yoos all ko nufing abowt huntin, i onse browke my bak carying 35 sarmon, some phezzies, 2 row and a lowd of rabits afta just 3 howers on the lamp........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [bANNED TEXT] yu on abowt lab, phezzies/miners strike/thatcher/lobster pots/dutch salmon................. yoor right simo seen tons load of go for years maybe 30 bean runnin dogs fir ages. had ma tea wi lobster years ago but never had a salmon a never catched with my bare hands before the cooked oven it did it once. Yoos all ko nufing abowt huntin, i onse browke my bak carying 35 sarmon, some phezzies, 2 row and a lowd of rabits afta just 3 howers on the lamp........... ..........its actually harder to make it sound f****d up eh?................... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 lurchers annoy the f**k out of me..................not everyones i hasten to add just the ones that are standing around the show ring barking their tits off for no apparent reason with the owner standing there oblivious to it ,id be giving it some good news if it was mine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parabuteos lad 878 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 them sprockerdales i seen in a recent issue of the country mans weekly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parabuteos lad 878 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 oh and when you go too gamefairs and you get them thick women walking yorkshire terriers on retractable leads and they're all over the path and people are walking into the lead although the looks they give you when you walk into the lead repetetively and refuse to step over it is class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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