Moll. 1,770 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Since the adverts at the top of the forum are generated by things written on here (rspca, frontline etc) Was wondering if we kept typing a word....Tampax ( ) for example, if we would get adds for them Wonder how many times the word has to be typed before it shows as an advert? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 We should all keep adding the words "240 volt neon butt plug" to every post we ever put on, just to see if it works Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Now what on earth is a 240 volt neon butt plug Rob Would that be a 240 volt neon butt plug for plugging into a water butt If so would the 240 volt neon butt plug light up the water Or is the 240 volt neon butt plug used to kill insects Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Now what on earth is a 240 volt neon butt plug Rob Would that be a 240 volt neon butt plug for plugging into a water butt If so would the 240 volt neon butt plug light up the water Or is the 240 volt neon butt plug used to kill insects Oh moll, you have soooo much to learn.....when the muscles of a bottom have been abused in a way that they were just not designed for, they need a little bit of help to carry out the task they're meant to perform....the plug helps in this way as it stops any flow from taking place in situations that may cause either unnecessary mess or embarrassment, the neon part helps you to locate and unplug said device in the dark, kind of useful in some situations....the 240 volt part is just an extra spark to make the whole experience that bit more electrifying. When's your birthday? I'll get you one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Don't think i quite need one yet, I'm hoping it will be a few more years before i start to smell of wee and have accidents But thank you for your kind offer BTW, you forgot to write 240 volt neon butt plug Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 Don't think i quite need one yet, I'm hoping it will be a few more years before i start to smell of wee and have accidents But thank you for your kind offer BTW, you forgot to write 240 volt neon butt plug you're obviously not trying hard enough then (24 volt neon butt plug) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 moll have you got fly strike near your nether region's? if so i don't think what Rob is on about will solve it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 240 volt neon butt plug I'll have a 240 volt neon butt plug as a 240 volt neon butt plug sounds like a great idea 240 volt neon butt plug............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 All your typing of the word butt plug has brought up an add for the RSPB !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 All your typing of the word butt plug has brought up an add for the RSPB !! Well it's a start!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dymented 2,220 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 it goes off the tag ect that you start a topic with so name all your new threads what ever you wish to see adverts for Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted August 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 moll have you got fly strike near your nether region's? if so i don't think what Rob is on about will solve it I might just have invented something Jack, a new form of crab control Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Great White Hunter 78 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 (edited) Just on the adds on the home page if you click on it does it cost the advertiser money ? Edited August 31, 2011 by Great White Hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 Just on the adds on the home page if you click on it does it cost the advertiser money ? Yes it does. It's what they call 'pay per click'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AL BUNDY 45 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 reckon it would need to be thousands of posts to get an advert to appear,just look at the amount of shite thats on here .never seen an advert for bog roll. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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