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was out for a quick mooch with the hounds last night about 1.30 am just about to fire the dogs out on a big one. And saw a lamp coming up a track towards us so we shoot off to see who or what was happening on my permission . Drove down the track to find some guy jogging in shorts with a torch on his head !! at 1.30 am wtf is that strange or what :whistling:

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lamping one night on permission and bloke out with airgun in middle of night with get this no shoes or socks and all cammied up clothes and face asked him about his feet and he said he does it all the time and was used to it and this was middle of winter .

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out lamping one night with a couple of mates at around 3am when a women stoped in a old volvo she was wearing her nighty and dressing gown and started talking about the dogs but the really mad thing was she had the back seats full of shopping and was wearing carrier bags on her hands and had one round her head like a ban danner. strange but true we pissed our selves laughing for days about it.

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I was on exercise a couple of years ago, we were all cammed up in the grass. About 2am a couple came past me and started getting it on in the grass next to one of the lads, the sergeant then thought it would be funny to all move at the same time. So 12 bushes got up and moved off. The lad was trying to get his

Pants up. It was so funny! If it was me I would have shit myself.

 

When we was in Kenya one of the boys was un accounted for so we had to do a search party, found him in a tribal villiage pissed out of his face and dancing about the trees after taking a 'herbal' Kenyan tea!

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Years ago my uncle asked me to go lamping on our fields which we rent out to horse people, the rabbits had been eating the locals veggie patchs, he told me to let the people know who we rent it too so i rang and left a message, at 12 ish i was out catching these bunnies when i see a light heading my way , i waited the other side of a low cattle water butt for them to get to me, this very rude posh bird started going mad at me saying what was i doing on her ground!!! i said to her i didnt know we had sold it lol which we hadnt, that shut her up, she then said you could of let me know, i said check your phone messages, then she said watch my dog which was with her a big german shepherd last week it killed a doberman she said, at that very moment she said that it put its head over the cattle butt looking at me, big mistake astra the bull greyhound collie greyhound hammered it leaving it running off , i replyed as you can see it can look after it self, that told her i thought, i still smile every time i think of that lol, ps i dont like dog fighting or condone it but she was just looking after her boss fair play

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