Four big fat'uns

[stealthy1 3,964]

Just clearing up a spot that holds a few rabbits in a hedge where fat labrador walkers hang out, every year its the same thing, I whack the rabbits, the fat lab walkers ring the land owner and complain to him that the walk is made better by the fact the asthmatic dogs pretend to chase the rabbits just to please the fat owners, and the land owner rings me and says the same thing he does every year, whack all the rabbits to stop the jelly bellies moaning to me on the phone Well I do my best, but new fat lab bait arives from the land next door, which I have applied for permission on for the last three years, and each year I get a phone call telling me to bollocks So its like a seasonal thing, the cereal is cut, I lamp the rabbits, the fat walkers ring the land owner, and thats the way it is on this piece of land. So out I went tonight to start my new season, pulled into the field, a few rabbits dotted the length of the hedge, drove slowly down to the other end, whacking young and old on my way, noting where the escapees dropped into their warrens, and if I dont whack them tomorow, the ferrets will Anyway, whacked four, and five did one into their bunkers, but like I say, they will be gone, and the land owner will get his yearly call, dont you just love to start a new season

 

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Keep at them folks

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

Hi Stealthy.

 

Well you certainly put a dent in the numbers mate, nice shooting.

I see that "Mrs S" has finaly trained you to keep the back of the truck clean for when she goes shopping

 

First......." International Rescue ".....now this..........just no stopping you is there.

 

 

 

ATB.

 

 

 

Bill.

[markha 99]

Nice one mate, I remember you moaning about keeping the boot of your jeep clean and then using your misses spare curtains? Still using them I see Nice job and nice to be able to wind up fat dog walkers with their fat dogs, Its a shame for the dogs.

 

I saw a guy on the coastal path a few days ago, he was a slacked jawwed hillbilly from the Wirral and must have weighed 20 stone even in his MUFC shirt and bermuda shorts, mate he had so many wrinkles of blubber on the back of his neck alone The when his dog came past I wasnt too shocked as Im sure it was a labrador at birth but now looked like some kind of gross wrinkled up SharPei, I wouldnt have liked to give odds on which one would get anywhere in a sprint race!

 

Keep em coming

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

Nice one mate, I remember you moaning about keeping the boot of your jeep clean and then using your misses spare curtains? Still using them I see Nice job and nice to be able to wind up fat dog walkers with their fat dogs, Its a shame for the dogs.

 

I saw a guy on the coastal path a few days ago, he was a slacked jawwed hillbilly from the Wirral and must have weighed 20 stone even in his MUFC shirt and bermuda shorts, mate he had so many wrinkles of blubber on the back of his neck alone The when his dog came past I wasnt too shocked as Im sure it was a labrador at birth but now looked like some kind of gross wrinkled up SharPei, I wouldnt have liked to give odds on which one would get anywhere in a sprint race!

 

Keep em coming

 

 

 

Yes......I enjoyed the walk too......you could have said hello you miserable sod

[stealthy1 3,964]

Hi Stealthy.

 

Well you certainly put a dent in the numbers mate, nice shooting.

I see that "Mrs S" has finaly trained you to keep the back of the truck clean for when she goes shopping

 

First......." International Rescue ".....now this..........just no stopping you is there.

 

 

 

ATB.

 

 

 

Bill.

 

Her indoors has just had a moan about the sheet in the back of the truck as it happens, she's just gone shopping Asked me why I dont use the game bag I bought, cant take photo's in a bag I told here

[stealthy1 3,964]

Nice one mate, I remember you moaning about keeping the boot of your jeep clean and then using your misses spare curtains? Still using them I see Nice job and nice to be able to wind up fat dog walkers with their fat dogs, Its a shame for the dogs.

 

I saw a guy on the coastal path a few days ago, he was a slacked jawwed hillbilly from the Wirral and must have weighed 20 stone even in his MUFC shirt and bermuda shorts, mate he had so many wrinkles of blubber on the back of his neck alone The when his dog came past I wasnt too shocked as Im sure it was a labrador at birth but now looked like some kind of gross wrinkled up SharPei, I wouldnt have liked to give odds on which one would get anywhere in a sprint race!

 

Keep em coming

 

 

The curtains are mine now The fat dog walkers are pain, they chuck thier dog sh*t bags in the field by the hundreds, it takes the pleasure out of walking that patch of ground because of the swarms of brown flies and the stink, the real fat owners miff me more because their to fat to chuck the bags over the hedge into the field and the bags get stuck in the hedge, so nobody has any sympathy for them, so if I can p*ss them off I do, I feel sorry for the dogs, and I wouldn't want them to have a heart attack chasing rabbits

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

Hi Stealthy.

 

Well you certainly put a dent in the numbers mate, nice shooting.

I see that "Mrs S" has finaly trained you to keep the back of the truck clean for when she goes shopping

 

First......." International Rescue ".....now this..........just no stopping you is there.

 

 

 

ATB.

 

 

 

Bill.

 

Her indoors has just had a moan about the sheet in the back of the truck as it happens, she's just gone shopping Asked me why I dont use the game bag I bought, cant take photo's in a bag I told here

 

 

..............................Well of course you couldnt mate...............be far too cramped

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

Nice one mate, I remember you moaning about keeping the boot of your jeep clean and then using your misses spare curtains? Still using them I see Nice job and nice to be able to wind up fat dog walkers with their fat dogs, Its a shame for the dogs.

 

I saw a guy on the coastal path a few days ago, he was a slacked jawwed hillbilly from the Wirral and must have weighed 20 stone even in his MUFC shirt and bermuda shorts, mate he had so many wrinkles of blubber on the back of his neck alone The when his dog came past I wasnt too shocked as Im sure it was a labrador at birth but now looked like some kind of gross wrinkled up SharPei, I wouldnt have liked to give odds on which one would get anywhere in a sprint race!

 

Keep em coming

 

 

The curtains are mine now The fat dog walkers are pain, they chuck thier dog sh*t bags in the field by the hundreds, it takes the pleasure out of walking that patch of ground because of the swarms of brown flies and the stink, the real fat owners miff me more because their to fat to chuck the bags over the hedge into the field and the bags get stuck in the hedge, so nobody has any sympathy for them, so if I can p*ss them off I do, I feel sorry for the dogs, and I wouldn't want them to have a heart attack chasing rabbits

 

 

I think id be inclined to throw the bags back over the hedge and let them have the pleasure of dancing around them mate......dirty irresposible gits.

[stealthy1 3,964]

Hi Stealthy.

 

Well you certainly put a dent in the numbers mate, nice shooting.

I see that "Mrs S" has finaly trained you to keep the back of the truck clean for when she goes shopping

 

First......." International Rescue ".....now this..........just no stopping you is there.

 

 

 

ATB.

 

 

 

Bill.

 

Her indoors has just had a moan about the sheet in the back of the truck as it happens, she's just gone shopping Asked me why I dont use the game bag I bought, cant take photo's in a bag I told here

 

 

..............................Well of course you couldnt mate...............be far too cramped

 

 

It would with these fat bunnies, think they've been fed on fish n chips, wonder where they got them from

[falcongit 242]

great shooting you old git,you are allways in trouble with the misis she even tells me of lol..i havent got any spare curtains but i have got some blinds bud will look better than them rags and you can wipe them down lol

[dymented 2,220]

well done bud

[stealthy1 3,964]

great shooting you old git,you are allways in trouble with the misis she even tells me of lol..i havent got any spare curtains but i have got some blinds bud will look better than them rags and you can wipe them down lol

 

 

If the blinds fit the back window of my truck and hide the blood n guts, then I'll have them

[stealthy1 3,964]

well done bud

 

 

[bsa rifles 3]

Good shooting mate.

Fantastic looking rifle.

[stealthy1 3,964]

Good shooting mate.

Fantastic looking rifle.