Simoman 110 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 dear simon i think its your imagination and sense of humour that is the main attraction, plus the retarded glazed expressions you make that melt womens hearts. :laugh: Retarded? I was trying for mysterious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,584 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Dear Bogger, Everytime I look out of my back windows at night, I can see Simoman sat up the tree with a set of binos looking in my window and pulling on his prick! I am an 84 year old wheelchair bound lady........do you think I should be concerned? YIS Doris Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 dear simon i think its your imagination and sense of humour that is the main attraction, plus the retarded glazed expressions you make that melt womens hearts. :laugh: from what i hear its far from melting that he does to womens hearts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Dear Bogger, Everytime I look out of my back windows at night, I can see Simoman sat up the tree with a set of binos looking in my window and pulling on his prick! I am an 84 year old wheelchair bound lady........do you think I should be concerned? YIS Doris :laugh: :laugh: im sure bogger will offer some more qualified advice but you only have to worry when your back door is unlocked :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Dear bogger i recently sat on my fist and i had no clothes on and i actually enjoyed the whole sensation ,does that make me gay ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 dear simon i think its your imagination and sense of humour that is the main attraction, plus the retarded glazed expressions you make that melt womens hearts. :laugh: from what i hear its far from melting that he does to womens hearts You know it scent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,584 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Dear Bogger, Could you please explain what the f**k a "Memphis" is................? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Dear Bogger, Could you please explain what the f**k a "Memphis" is................? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Now thats funny :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Dear Bogger Are ferret100 and shoota matt actually the chuckle brothers in disguise and can I beat them both to death with their micro eu greyhound polecats for committing crimes against ferreting and common sense in general? Pleeeeeaase Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fcuktheban 140 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Dear bogger Its hard to write this but I just have to tell some one I think....NO I know lab is trying to groom me no mater how many times I say I wont send him pics of me in a tweed mankini he just keeps on asking and to be honest his bribe of Werther's just isn't enough how do I tell him no means no? You should know that tweed would not be very noticable with all your body hair, tell him it's the fluoresent or nothing at all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fcuktheban 140 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Dear bogger i recently sat on my fist and i had no clothes on and i actually enjoyed the whole sensation ,does that make me gay ? Was your thumb sticking up at the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stanleigh 135 Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Dear Bogger , it,s been three days now , still no sign of the tampon and the headaches are getting worse , I think I.m going mad HELP ATB Cold Ethyl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fcuktheban 140 Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Dear Bogger , it,s been three days now , still no sign of the tampon and the headaches are getting worse , I think I.m going mad HELP ATB Cold Ethyl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Dear bogger Its hard to write this but I just have to tell some one I think....NO I know lab is trying to groom me no mater how many times I say I wont send him pics of me in a tweed mankini he just keeps on asking and to be honest his bribe of Werther's just isn't enough how do I tell him no means no? You should know that tweed would not be very noticable with all your body hair, tell him it's the fluoresent or nothing at all Hasn't he got funny hands Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fcuktheban 140 Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 He can't help it, it's a medical condition. We try not to tease him about it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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