stuckinahole 6 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 dear bogger how da f**k do you get back on here when you have been blocked or deleted dear hole id use a site that changes your ip address so you could create a new account yes but i want my old name dear hole theres an old saying "i want,never gets" will this c**t always gets what he wants could ya not put the word in with or old mate simo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear Bogger...... I know this cheeky c**t on a forum i frequent, he bums himself up to be some kind of olympic boxer but hearing other people talk about him who have met him in the flesh say he is a little girl. What should i do?........ dear lab id put your money where your mouth is and offer him a straightener :laugh: :laugh: Dear Bogger........ I have now been threatened by this thug on the forum.................will i tell him i'm a black belt in kickboxing or not?............. no suprise him and kick his teeth out :laugh: Dear Bogger........ I made up a story that i'm a black belt in kick boxing!!..............how many years do i get in jail if i just shoot him?.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bogger 243 Posted August 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 dear bogger how da f**k do you get back on here when you have been blocked or deleted dear hole id use a site that changes your ip address so you could create a new account yes but i want my old name dear hole theres an old saying "i want,never gets" will this c**t always gets what he wants could ya not put the word in with or old mate simo send me a pm with your old username and £50 ( i will accept paypal) and il get it done for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bogger 243 Posted August 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear Bogger...... I know this cheeky c**t on a forum i frequent, he bums himself up to be some kind of olympic boxer but hearing other people talk about him who have met him in the flesh say he is a little girl. What should i do?........ dear lab id put your money where your mouth is and offer him a straightener :laugh: :laugh: Dear Bogger........ I have now been threatened by this thug on the forum.................will i tell him i'm a black belt in kickboxing or not?............. no suprise him and kick his teeth out :laugh: Dear Bogger........ I made up a story that i'm a black belt in kick boxing!!..............how many years do i get in jail if i just shoot him?.... i think you wouldnt have a shortage in witnesses to say it was in self defence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stuckinahole 6 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear Bogger...... I know this cheeky c**t on a forum i frequent, he bums himself up to be some kind of olympic boxer but hearing other people talk about him who have met him in the flesh say he is a little girl. What should i do?........ dear lab id put your money where your mouth is and offer him a straightener :laugh: :laugh: Dear Bogger........ I have now been threatened by this thug on the forum.................will i tell him i'm a black belt in kickboxing or not?............. no suprise him and kick his teeth out :laugh: Dear Bogger........ I made up a story that i'm a black belt in kick boxing!!..............how many years do i get in jail if i just shoot him?.... i have experiance in this if you shoot only do it the once its hard to explain a half a dozen holes in someone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear Bogger, please please please help me. I have this problem where I have an enourmous mouth on social web sites, I have lots of confidence, well behind a screen mostly, however when I actually meet people I become very shy, I begin to shake, and my palms get really sweaty. Everytime I try to speak nothing comes out. No matter how hard I try I just cannot do it. Very recently I was in my local shop, the lady behind the counter asked me what I would like. I couldn't say a word, my mouth was slightly ajar, but I couldn't speak. I went all shy, and gooey, my left leg began to violently shake. I pointed but that was no use. There was a fountain pen on the counter so I picked it up and on the back of my hand I wrote "10 Lambert & Butler please". The lady smiled and reached over and put the packet on the counter. I was so desperate to have a drag of one those cigs especially now! The lady then asked me if I would like anything else. Well I tried to reply, again my mouth was ajar, my jaw was rattling and I started to dribble down my chin. The shop assitant then began to do sign language to me. Oh noooo, I was really worried, I panicked, bless her she thought I was deaf. I picked up the box of fags and ran out of the shop. I didn't get far, I'm well overweight, I was rugby tackled by a policeman near the doll centre. "Your nicked son" I tried to explain my actions to this officer but I couldn't speak. I got cuffed, he had to use 2 pairs as my wrists are that fat, he then took me to the nick. The custody sergent was asking me all these questions about myself, I could see he was getting frustrated, my left leg began to shake again, palms sweating, feeling all gooey. Anyway I wrote on some paper that I wanted one call to my best mate Hedz. Eventually Hedz came to the nick and did all the talking for me. I admitted the theft on paper and got a caution. I cant keep going on like this, I will end up in serious trouble, and how on earth am I going to meet someone, settle and have a family! I have even tried buying a dog as I was told that pets can help people with certain difficulties, however this bull thing hasn't cured me....useless thing! Could you make this request a priority and please help me. Regards, Artic. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear Bogger...... I know this cheeky c**t on a forum i frequent, he bums himself up to be some kind of olympic boxer but hearing other people talk about him who have met him in the flesh say he is a little girl. What should i do?........ dear lab id put your money where your mouth is and offer him a straightener :laugh: :laugh: Dear Bogger........ I have now been threatened by this thug on the forum.................will i tell him i'm a black belt in kickboxing or not?............. no suprise him and kick his teeth out :laugh: Dear Bogger........ I made up a story that i'm a black belt in kick boxing!!..............how many years do i get in jail if i just shoot him?.... i think you wouldnt have a shortage in witnesses to say it was in self defence .............your honour i would now like you to look at exhibit A which is the list of THL members who would like to shoot Mr Bogger...............on calculation we have worked out that Mr Lab is 20,375 on the list............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stuckinahole 6 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 dear bogger how da f**k do you get back on here when you have been blocked or deleted dear hole id use a site that changes your ip address so you could create a new account yes but i want my old name dear hole theres an old saying "i want,never gets" will this c**t always gets what he wants could ya not put the word in with or old mate simo send me a pm with your old username and £50 ( i will accept paypal) and il get it done for you ya robbing b*****d simo does it for a handjob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bogger 243 Posted August 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear Bogger, please please please help me. I have this problem where I have an enourmous mouth on social web sites, I have lots of confidence, well behind a screen mostly, however when I actually meet people I become very shy, I begin to shake, and my palms get really sweaty. Everytime I try to speak nothing comes out. No matter how hard I try I just cannot do it. Very recently I was in my local shop, the lady behind the counter asked me what I would like. I couldn't say a word, my mouth was slightly ajar, but I couldn't speak. I went all shy, and gooey, my left leg began to violently shake. I pointed but that was no use. There was a fountain pen on the counter so I picked it up and on the back of my hand I wrote "10 Lambert & Butler please". The lady smiled and reached over and put the packet on the counter. I was so desperate to have a drag of one those cigs especially now! The lady then asked me if I would like anything else. Well I tried to reply, again my mouth was ajar, my jaw was rattling and I started to dribble down my chin. The shop assitant then began to do sign language to me. Oh noooo, I was really worried, I panicked, bless her she thought I was deaf. I picked up the box of fags and ran out of the shop. I didn't get far, I'm well overweight, I was rugby tackled by a policeman near the doll centre. "Your nicked son" I tried to explain my actions to this officer but I couldn't speak. I got cuffed, he had to use 2 pairs as my wrists are that fat, he then took me to the nick. The custody sergent was asking me all these questions about myself, I could see he was getting frustrated, my left leg began to shake again, palms sweating, feeling all gooey. Anyway I wrote on some paper that I wanted one call to my best mate Hedz. Eventually Hedz came to the nick and did all the talking for me. I admitted the theft on paper and got a caution. I cant keep going on like this, I will end up in serious trouble, and how on earth am I going to meet someone, settle and have a family! I have even tried buying a dog as I was told that pets can help people with certain difficulties, however this bull thing hasn't cured me....useless thing! Could you make this request a priority and please help me. Regards, Artic. for you artic that was quite amusing i will just add one thing though hedz has got the balls to meet said person an not avoid them :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear bogger Its hard to write this but I just have to tell some one I think....NO I know lab is trying to groom me no mater how many times I say I wont send him pics of me in a tweed mankini he just keeps on asking and to be honest his bribe of Werther's just isn't enough how do I tell him no means no? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear Bogger, please please please help me. I have this problem where I have an enourmous mouth on social web sites, I have lots of confidence, well behind a screen mostly, however when I actually meet people I become very shy, I begin to shake, and my palms get really sweaty. Everytime I try to speak nothing comes out. No matter how hard I try I just cannot do it. Very recently I was in my local shop, the lady behind the counter asked me what I would like. I couldn't say a word, my mouth was slightly ajar, but I couldn't speak. I went all shy, and gooey, my left leg began to violently shake. I pointed but that was no use. There was a fountain pen on the counter so I picked it up and on the back of my hand I wrote "10 Lambert & Butler please". The lady smiled and reached over and put the packet on the counter. I was so desperate to have a drag of one those cigs especially now! The lady then asked me if I would like anything else. Well I tried to reply, again my mouth was ajar, my jaw was rattling and I started to dribble down my chin. The shop assitant then began to do sign language to me. Oh noooo, I was really worried, I panicked, bless her she thought I was deaf. I picked up the box of fags and ran out of the shop. I didn't get far, I'm well overweight, I was rugby tackled by a policeman near the doll centre. "Your nicked son" I tried to explain my actions to this officer but I couldn't speak. I got cuffed, he had to use 2 pairs as my wrists are that fat, he then took me to the nick. The custody sergent was asking me all these questions about myself, I could see he was getting frustrated, my left leg began to shake again, palms sweating, feeling all gooey. Anyway I wrote on some paper that I wanted one call to my best mate Hedz. Eventually Hedz came to the nick and did all the talking for me. I admitted the theft on paper and got a caution. I cant keep going on like this, I will end up in serious trouble, and how on earth am I going to meet someone, settle and have a family! I have even tried buying a dog as I was told that pets can help people with certain difficulties, however this bull thing hasn't cured me....useless thing! Could you make this request a priority and please help me. Regards, Artic. many doll centers round your way?, lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Lab 10,979 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear Bogger.............. Whats wrong with Werthers nowadays..............? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bogger 243 Posted August 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear bogger Its hard to write this but I just have to tell some one I think....NO I know lab is trying to groom me no mater how many times I say I wont send him pics of me in a tweed mankini he just keeps on asking and to be honest his bribe of Werther's just isn't enough how do I tell him no means no? dear dan i know this might sound troubling but maybe you should take pitty on this man he sounds like a very troubled individual with very few friends just try to let him down gently Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear Bogger, please please please help me. I have this problem where I have an enourmous mouth on social web sites, I have lots of confidence, well behind a screen mostly, however when I actually meet people I become very shy, I begin to shake, and my palms get really sweaty. Everytime I try to speak nothing comes out. No matter how hard I try I just cannot do it. Very recently I was in my local shop, the lady behind the counter asked me what I would like. I couldn't say a word, my mouth was slightly ajar, but I couldn't speak. I went all shy, and gooey, my left leg began to violently shake. I pointed but that was no use. There was a fountain pen on the counter so I picked it up and on the back of my hand I wrote "10 Lambert & Butler please". The lady smiled and reached over and put the packet on the counter. I was so desperate to have a drag of one those cigs especially now! The lady then asked me if I would like anything else. Well I tried to reply, again my mouth was ajar, my jaw was rattling and I started to dribble down my chin. The shop assitant then began to do sign language to me. Oh noooo, I was really worried, I panicked, bless her she thought I was deaf. I picked up the box of fags and ran out of the shop. I didn't get far, I'm well overweight, I was rugby tackled by a policeman near the doll centre. "Your nicked son" I tried to explain my actions to this officer but I couldn't speak. I got cuffed, he had to use 2 pairs as my wrists are that fat, he then took me to the nick. The custody sergent was asking me all these questions about myself, I could see he was getting frustrated, my left leg began to shake again, palms sweating, feeling all gooey. Anyway I wrote on some paper that I wanted one call to my best mate Hedz. Eventually Hedz came to the nick and did all the talking for me. I admitted the theft on paper and got a caution. I cant keep going on like this, I will end up in serious trouble, and how on earth am I going to meet someone, settle and have a family! I have even tried buying a dog as I was told that pets can help people with certain difficulties, however this bull thing hasn't cured me....useless thing! Could you make this request a priority and please help me. Regards, Artic. for you artic that was quite amusing i will just add one thing though hedz has got the balls to meet said person an not avoid them :laugh: What's the point if you don't speak Bogger? Feck that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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