getting paranoid lol

[rob190364 2,594]

so the rspca knocked on the door about a month ago,missus gave them the thanks but no thanks for their collection appeal in the area and that was that

today get a knock on the door when i answered their stood a spotty oik with his rspca vest on over the top of his uniform,hello im from the rspca he said to which i replied i can see that,oh what gave it away he said smiling to which i just gave him that slightly bemused look indicating id have to be blind not to have noticed,do you keep any animals i might do i replied oh well we are collecting in the area today to which i replied good luck with that and shut the door.

also in the last week while walking the dogs iv bumped into this pair of clowns

TWICE

on the first meeting they asked my name and then confirmed my name was on their list for permission on the particular golf course before then asking me" do you do any hare coursing",yep just like that ,told him i was a strictly rabbiting man and went on my way,you know sometimes you just get that feeling somethings going on : seems i may have to get a bit fitter for this coming season than i first thought

I don't even know why you bothered telling them your name or the fact you go rabbiting, I wouldn't entertain them for 2 seconds.......just tell them to f'ck off!

 

telling them blatantly to f**k off when you are on private land doesnt quite work the way you may think mate,but i get what your saying

sorry I misunderstood...I thought he was saying the RSPCA were questioning him! thought that was a bit wierd.

 

If it was the pretend police brigade that's 'marginally' different.

[rob190364 2,594]

for info, not that it makes any difference, but the people who knocked on your door aren't working for the RSPCA, they're working for a fundraising company who then give a very low percentage of what they collect to the RSPCA. Him asking you if you have animals is their icebreaker, he couldn't give a shit really....so don't worry about them. Next time one comes he'll have a name tag and on the name tag it'll say the actual name of the company he's working for, it'll be something fundraising....give him a grilling about how that company makes money, that's what I do and they don't like it at all!

[Rabbiting man 1,191]

What you should of done is ask for a copy of that news letter when they give you one say thanks I can go for a sh*t now i.ve got somethink to wipe my ares with

[reavo2k9 20]

Rabbiting man !! Well said the shit they have isn't worth the paper its printed on its bollox

[Sexy_Shot 5]

They aren't even proper filth!!!

 

They do it for nothing

 

Get yourself some Christian Aid envelopes, and go and knock on their front doors ............. "oh hello, didn't realise you lived locally", they'll soon realise that it's not all fun being a part time bizzie

 

So True

[Penda 3,341]

they aint old bill thats" hale and pace" in discise right pair of clowns ha ha ha

[forest of dean redneck 11,530]

i had to read that twice

"special" constables

 

ffs bet some of the big headed ego maniacs will do the job for free if the budgets get cut

wankers.

 

tell them to jog on as your only walking the wifes pet due to there being some dodgy looking twats around then tell them to go and find some real crime .

[Bruen 3]

haha av got the same problem with them plastic bizzies also a anti hero always chasing me terriers telling me to get off a public park the cheeky c**t am only exercisen me dogs

[Snifferboy 659]

so the rspca knocked on the door about a month ago,missus gave them the thanks but no thanks for their collection appeal in the area and that was that today get a knock on the door when i answered their stood a spotty oik with his rspca vest on over the top of his uniform,hello im from the rspca he said to which i replied i can see that,oh what gave it away he said smiling to which i just gave him that slightly bemused look indicating id have to be blind not to have noticed,do you keep any animals i might do i replied oh well we are collecting in the area today to which i replied good luck with that and shut the door. also in the last week while walking the dogs iv bumped into this pair of clowns TWICE on the first meeting they asked my name and then confirmed my name was on their list for permission on the particular golf course before then asking me" do you do any hare coursing",yep just like that ,told him i was a strictly rabbiting man and went on my way,you know sometimes you just get that feeling somethings going on : seems i may have to get a bit fitter for this coming season than i first thought

 

Man it must be nice for them to have that much time on their hands to drive around an MP in a expensive un-economical motor (paid for by who?) posing for pictures 'SPECIAL C@NT-STABLES'. How very noble of them to do this for free. They should be commended, I know lets just put their pictures in the local rag, inflate their ego's a bit and make the local MP look like he's doing his bit so he can claim his travel expenses and feel important too...... Then tell the 'little people' i.e. the glue that holds this society together, what they can and cannot do to put food on the table. So what we end up with is 2 failed policemen that could make the grade (if their interigation skills are anything to go by it isn't any wonder!) and some jumped up tw@t who's self-importance can be measured by the amount he campaigned for himself, 'ROVING' around asking if you go hare coursing????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? What the F@CK?...... This countries 'elite' suck balls!!!!

[rob190364 2,594]

haha av got the same problem with them plastic bizzies also a anti hero always chasing me terriers telling me to get off a public park the cheeky c**t am only exercisen me dogs

??? telling you to get off the park? is it a park you're not supposed to have dogs on or something?

[DeerhoundLurcherMan 997]

Looks like 20 grands worth of motor to me by the time they kitted it out. Money not so well spent...........

[rob190364 2,594]

so the rspca knocked on the door about a month ago,missus gave them the thanks but no thanks for their collection appeal in the area and that was that today get a knock on the door when i answered their stood a spotty oik with his rspca vest on over the top of his uniform,hello im from the rspca he said to which i replied i can see that,oh what gave it away he said smiling to which i just gave him that slightly bemused look indicating id have to be blind not to have noticed,do you keep any animals i might do i replied oh well we are collecting in the area today to which i replied good luck with that and shut the door. also in the last week while walking the dogs iv bumped into this pair of clowns TWICE on the first meeting they asked my name and then confirmed my name was on their list for permission on the particular golf course before then asking me" do you do any hare coursing",yep just like that ,told him i was a strictly rabbiting man and went on my way,you know sometimes you just get that feeling somethings going on : seems i may have to get a bit fitter for this coming season than i first thought

 

Man it must be nice for them to have that much time on their hands to drive around an MP in a expensive un-economical motor (paid for by who?) posing for pictures 'SPECIAL C@NT-STABLES'. How very noble of them to do this for free. They should be commended, I know lets just put their pictures in the local rag, inflate their ego's a bit and make the local MP look like he's doing his bit so he can claim his travel expenses and feel important too...... Then tell the 'little people' i.e. the glue that holds this society together, what they can and cannot do to put food on the table. So what we end up with is 2 failed policemen that could make the grade (if their interigation skills are anything to go by it isn't any wonder!) and some jumped up tw@t who's self-importance can be measured by the amount he campaigned for himself, 'ROVING' around asking if you go hare coursing????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? What the F@CK?...... This countries 'elite' suck balls!!!!

so you're impartial on the subject of special constables then?

[Snifferboy 659]

so the rspca knocked on the door about a month ago,missus gave them the thanks but no thanks for their collection appeal in the area and that was that today get a knock on the door when i answered their stood a spotty oik with his rspca vest on over the top of his uniform,hello im from the rspca he said to which i replied i can see that,oh what gave it away he said smiling to which i just gave him that slightly bemused look indicating id have to be blind not to have noticed,do you keep any animals i might do i replied oh well we are collecting in the area today to which i replied good luck with that and shut the door. also in the last week while walking the dogs iv bumped into this pair of clowns TWICE on the first meeting they asked my name and then confirmed my name was on their list for permission on the particular golf course before then asking me" do you do any hare coursing",yep just like that ,told him i was a strictly rabbiting man and went on my way,you know sometimes you just get that feeling somethings going on : seems i may have to get a bit fitter for this coming season than i first thought

 

Man it must be nice for them to have that much time on their hands to drive around an MP in a expensive un-economical motor (paid for by who?) posing for pictures 'SPECIAL C@NT-STABLES'. How very noble of them to do this for free. They should be commended, I know lets just put their pictures in the local rag, inflate their ego's a bit and make the local MP look like he's doing his bit so he can claim his travel expenses and feel important too...... Then tell the 'little people' i.e. the glue that holds this society together, what they can and cannot do to put food on the table. So what we end up with is 2 failed policemen that could make the grade (if their interigation skills are anything to go by it isn't any wonder!) and some jumped up tw@t who's self-importance can be measured by the amount he campaigned for himself, 'ROVING' around asking if you go hare coursing????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? What the F@CK?...... This countries 'elite' suck balls!!!!

so you're impartial on the subject of special constables then?

Yep! You'll find me sitting on a fence in the middle of the road on that one!!!!............??????? Your not one are you???????

[Bogger 243]

hemel hempstead, golf course see you there

[rob190364 2,594]

so the rspca knocked on the door about a month ago,missus gave them the thanks but no thanks for their collection appeal in the area and that was that today get a knock on the door when i answered their stood a spotty oik with his rspca vest on over the top of his uniform,hello im from the rspca he said to which i replied i can see that,oh what gave it away he said smiling to which i just gave him that slightly bemused look indicating id have to be blind not to have noticed,do you keep any animals i might do i replied oh well we are collecting in the area today to which i replied good luck with that and shut the door. also in the last week while walking the dogs iv bumped into this pair of clowns TWICE on the first meeting they asked my name and then confirmed my name was on their list for permission on the particular golf course before then asking me" do you do any hare coursing",yep just like that ,told him i was a strictly rabbiting man and went on my way,you know sometimes you just get that feeling somethings going on : seems i may have to get a bit fitter for this coming season than i first thought

 

Man it must be nice for them to have that much time on their hands to drive around an MP in a expensive un-economical motor (paid for by who?) posing for pictures 'SPECIAL C@NT-STABLES'. How very noble of them to do this for free. They should be commended, I know lets just put their pictures in the local rag, inflate their ego's a bit and make the local MP look like he's doing his bit so he can claim his travel expenses and feel important too...... Then tell the 'little people' i.e. the glue that holds this society together, what they can and cannot do to put food on the table. So what we end up with is 2 failed policemen that could make the grade (if their interigation skills are anything to go by it isn't any wonder!) and some jumped up tw@t who's self-importance can be measured by the amount he campaigned for himself, 'ROVING' around asking if you go hare coursing????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? What the F@CK?...... This countries 'elite' suck balls!!!!

so you're impartial on the subject of special constables then?

Yep! You'll find me sitting on a fence in the middle of the road on that one!!!!............??????? Your not one are you???????

No, I've been called 'special' on numerous occassions but never a special constable.