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I thought it would be clever to IMAC myself for the little lady a few yrs ago...........She came home just as I was sorting out the arse hair............It actually went up me bum & I swear to god I was actually crying in pain , running into the bathroom , naked , splashing cold water up my gary glitter.............I was in agony............My missus was in hysterics........... :icon_eek:

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I thought it would be clever to IMAC myself for the little lady a few yrs ago...........She came home just as I was sorting out the arse hair............It actually went up me bum & I swear to god I was actually crying in pain , running into the bathroom , naked , splashing cold water up my gary glitter.............I was in agony............My missus was in hysterics........... :icon_eek:

 

You should have used Nads ;):laugh::laugh:

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/acatalog/Nads.html

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I thought it would be clever to IMAC myself for the little lady a few yrs ago...........She came home just as I was sorting out the arse hair............It actually went up me bum & I swear to god I was actually crying in pain , running into the bathroom , naked , splashing cold water up my gary glitter.............I was in agony............My missus was in hysterics........... :icon_eek:

 

try getting deepheat on your love spuds, by feck that smarts a little :icon_eek: and no mater how much water you splash on them it still burns . cold milk done the trick.

 

 

BETTER EXPLAIN. in the gym, plulled my romboid muscle, applied deepheat, forgot to wash hands, went to the toilet...........you can guess the rest

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I thought it would be clever to IMAC myself for the little lady a few yrs ago...........She came home just as I was sorting out the arse hair............It actually went up me bum & I swear to god I was actually crying in pain , running into the bathroom , naked , splashing cold water up my gary glitter.............I was in agony............My missus was in hysterics........... :icon_eek:

 

try getting deepheat on your love spuds, by feck that smarts a little :icon_eek: and no mater how much water you splash on them it still burns . cold milk done the trick.

 

 

BETTER EXPLAIN. in the gym, plulled my romboid muscle, applied deepheat, forgot to wash hands, went to the toilet...........you can guess the rest

 

Only a man could do that :no::no::laugh::laugh:

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I thought it would be clever to IMAC myself for the little lady a few yrs ago...........She came home just as I was sorting out the arse hair............It actually went up me bum & I swear to god I was actually crying in pain , running into the bathroom , naked , splashing cold water up my gary glitter.............I was in agony............My missus was in hysterics........... :icon_eek:

 

try getting deepheat on your love spuds, by feck that smarts a little :icon_eek: and no mater how much water you splash on them it still burns . cold milk done the trick.

 

 

BETTER EXPLAIN. in the gym, plulled my romboid muscle, applied deepheat, forgot to wash hands, went to the toilet...........you can guess the rest

 

still dont see were you had the idea of using cold milk though :laugh:

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I thought it would be clever to IMAC myself for the little lady a few yrs ago...........She came home just as I was sorting out the arse hair............It actually went up me bum & I swear to god I was actually crying in pain , running into the bathroom , naked , splashing cold water up my gary glitter.............I was in agony............My missus was in hysterics........... :icon_eek:

 

try getting deepheat on your love spuds, by feck that smarts a little :icon_eek: and no mater how much water you splash on them it still burns . cold milk done the trick.

 

 

BETTER EXPLAIN. in the gym, plulled my romboid muscle, applied deepheat, forgot to wash hands, went to the toilet...........you can guess the rest

 

:clapper::clapper::laugh::laugh: Love spuds :laugh::laugh: Thats a new one!!!! :laugh:

 

Men don't know how pain free their lives are!! :laugh::laugh:

 

 

OH REALY, :hmm: I know what a back,sack and crack wax is :censored::censored: AND THATS NOT PAIN I SUPPOSE?

 

 

:laugh: Try a Hollywood!!!!! On all fours in front of your local beautician!!!! :laugh: :whistle:

 

And now I should go on about the pain of labour and pushing a melon through a hole the size if a wee grape!!!!!! :laugh::laugh:

( I would not know!!!!)

 

Men have such easy lifes!!!! :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :laugh:

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:laugh: Try a Hollywood!!!!! On all fours in front of your local beautician!!!! :laugh: :whistle:

 

And now I should go on about the pain of labour and pushing a melon through a hole the size if a wee grape!!!!!! :laugh::laugh:

( I would not know!!!!)

 

Men have such easy lifes!!!! :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :laugh:

 

i think we both no thats not completly true :hmm::icon_eek:

you haven't seen all my scares YET have you ! ;)

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