mackem 26,585 Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 The recession has hit everybody really hard... My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learnt their children’s' names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali Pirates. And, finally.... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call-centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 I got a call-centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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the_stig 6,614 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 boom boom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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