christian71 3,187 Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 I met my bird through a mate of mine when I was 16, She was 18. She had the best pair of tits I'd ever clapped eyes on and a cheeky smile so I thought I've gotta have a bit of that. I tried my damnedest to get her knickers down that night, but she wouldn't let me, and I didn't get anything out of her for ages (not even a wank lol), so I thought yeah, she's not like the other girls I'd tore the hole out of who would drop their knickers even before we were drunk. We've been together now for 16 years, we've got kids together and I couldn't imagine life without her or the kids. She's been good to me, and put up with a lot over the years. Are her tits all saggy now 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbiting man 1,191 Posted August 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 I can remember taking her to my bedroom and giving her a right good plowing Too much info......... Sorry Bungle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,506 Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 I met my bird through a mate of mine when I was 16, She was 18. She had the best pair of tits I'd ever clapped eyes on and a cheeky smile so I thought I've gotta have a bit of that. I tried my damnedest to get her knickers down that night, but she wouldn't let me, and I didn't get anything out of her for ages (not even a wank lol), so I thought yeah, she's not like the other girls I'd tore the hole out of who would drop their knickers even before we were drunk. We've been together now for 16 years, we've got kids together and I couldn't imagine life without her or the kids. She's been good to me, and put up with a lot over the years. Are her tits all saggy now no Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 I met my bird through a mate of mine when I was 16, She was 18. She had the best pair of tits I'd ever clapped eyes on and a cheeky smile so I thought I've gotta have a bit of that. I tried my damnedest to get her knickers down that night, but she wouldn't let me, and I didn't get anything out of her for ages (not even a wank lol), so I thought yeah, she's not like the other girls I'd tore the hole out of who would drop their knickers even before we were drunk. We've been together now for 16 years, we've got kids together and I couldn't imagine life without her or the kids. She's been good to me, and put up with a lot over the years. Are her tits all saggy now no Are you with attack fell terrier missus now? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,861 Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Got arse holed one night, woke up and she was next to me in bed, found her funny, she gave good head, still here after 20 years feck me, we must have gone to the same nightclub Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superfurryanimal 91 Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 in a massage palour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
suffolkpoacher 219 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 met her in thailand but turned out a him when we got home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 met her in thailand but turned out a him when we got home at least your honest :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie n Arch 1,682 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 My Mum was having some work done on the roof of her house. It was nearly dark, i was cleaning off the Cement from the drive with a hose pipe and my now OH was walking up it to post an Avon book in the letter box. Nearly drenched her with water...........Now 16 years on, i wish i had. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,047 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Met mine in a nightclub, and fancied the hell out of her, we were both in relationships, didn't see her for a while but then bumped into her again just knew she was the one, that was nearly 11 years ago, married with 3 kids now, and still fancy her. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TERRIERCENTRAL Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Facebook lol got talking turned out she lived 2 mins round the corner from me met up hit it off been together 2 year and got a little son to her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tsteve9999 456 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 I was 17, she was 15 and the first night we met with a group of mates I pulled a chair from under her as she went to sit down in the pub. (I always had a way with the ladies} I thought for years it was me that bagged her, only for her to tell me that she had had her eyes on me for a week and there would have been no escape. That was nearly 40 years ago and I'm convinced she is the only woman that could have put up with me, we have 3 kids, a grandaughter, and she has made me a better person, I still fancy her too. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big red 1990 16 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 I was doing some work on a unit next to were they film the jeremy kyle show when i saw a comotion with 5 blokes n a women. I walked over to sort it out and it turns out they were the 5 potential farthers to this crack whores baby. I just couldnt keep my eyes of her in her tracksuit so i asked for her number and never looked back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 i met mine at somebodys 40th birthday party, she was with a women i know and told me it was her birthday. i congratulated her and told her all her birthdays have come at once....been 13 years now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 i met mine at somebodys 40th birthday party, she was with a women i know and told me it was her birthday. i congratulated her and told her all her birthdays have come at once....been 13 years now You silk tounged smoocher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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