A spur of the moment shoot. 3 in the bag.

[Tilly1 11]

i rolled in from work today at about 5pm, nakered and starvin. and with the wife not feeling too well over the last few days i have been doing the cooking.

 

but tonight i could not be arsed atall, so i said "im going to nip and get us a chinese take away tonight babe", "great idea" she replys. so i took the chance to make me self a brew and put me feet up for half an hour before heading out for our take away.

 

So i head out to our local chinese and ordered our food, "20 minuites waiting time, sir" the chinese bloke says to me. so i gave him my order and waited in my van out side untill he shouted me in.

 

As i sat in my van i thought id tidy up my work tools in the back to waste some time, when i opened the back there was my rifle from last weeks shoot. so i got a little giddy moment and thought! "i know how to pass abit of time" HMM!!!!

 

i drove down to my local permission only 5minuite drive from chinese so was very convieniant. so pulled up on the side of the fields main gates. i sat in the van with passanger window down, gun loaded and ready just in case i spotted anything, time was now about 6pm, keeping my eye on my watch for the chinese, 10minuites had gone, i thought "This is pointless, chinese will be ready in 10" so i hung my gun out the window to fire out the pellet i have just put in, and noticed a rabbit run across the path in front of my van and into the field i was waiting for, and it sat [bANNED TEXT] in tight of the fields boundrys, and was an impossible angle for me to shoot at from my vans window. So i snuck out of my van left door open, crawled around my van to the front and lent on the bonnet to take aim. Mr rabbit still sat there very cumfortable from aprox 25yards away, so i pulled the trigger and he dropped instantly. "YES, ive got the ferret food aswell" i thought to my self, with a smile on my face. so i went to collect the rabbit and then make my way back to get my own food. by this time food should be ready.

 

As i was pulling of the fields i noticed a few rabbits in the next field to my left, i stopped and toyed with the idea of reloading and takin another shot. so wilst watching them eating the grass and chasing each other about i was asking myself "SHOULD I? SHUDNT I? SHOULD I? SHUDNT I?" f**k IT" ill only be a few minuites" i thought. so lent over to my passanger side and rested the rifle on the window, took aim!!!! and Mr rabbit number 2 in the bag, aprox 30/35 yards away.

the other 3 rabbits surrounded it, with one ending up running into another field. i couldnt beleave my luck. so i was still in my same position and slowly manovered to put another pellet in the rifle and take aim again. Rabbit number 3 MISSED!!! a rushed shot with excitement. "TWAT" i said out loud, all rabbits ran.

 

But strangley, the rabbit i took aim at ran towards me in the van, and sat right in front of me from aprox 10/15 yards away. i slowly manovered again to put another pellet in the rifle, rested the rifle again, took aim, AND................................................Rabbit number 3 in the bag! "HATRICK" i said to my self, with another grin on my face.

 

On my way back from pickin up the bunnys i checked my watch!!! "f**k, the chinese" so i ran back to the van and raced back to collect our food, id been gone for just over an hour now, "shes going to f*****g kill me" i said to my self.

Finally got home with the chinese to the Mrs ranting "Were the bleeding hell have you been? you been gone for just over an hour now" i said "them f*****g twats got our order wrong so i had to wait another 20minuites for them to make the right order up, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah" i made all sorts of excuses and blamed it on the chinese. so we ate our food and i slouched on the couch, wile the Mrs said "im off to bed luv, NITE", i said "nite luv, OH!!! babe do me a favour before you nip up, just wind the window up on my van please, got all my tools in there"

 

ME, like a DICK HEAD, totaly forgot i left 3 rabbits on passanger seat, untill the MRS comes back in slams the door and shouts "I KNOW WHY YOU WAS f****n GONE FOR SO LONG, YOU WANKER, CANT HELP YOUR SELF CAN YOU, YOU HAVE LEFT YOUR RABBITS ON THE SEAT YOU THICK TWAT" GOOD NITE, TOSSER"

 

i couldnt help my self from giggleing as she stamped her feet all the way up stairs. A BIG WOOPS FROM ME!!!! bad times.

But at least i got my ferret some food.

 

i know ive gone on abit with my self but hope you like the read. cheers

[secretagentmole 1,701]

Ooops! Never mind, you should have explained that the rabbits were the main ingredients they had not got round to cooking and you were going to cook them for her?

 

Might work...

[77 si 21]

nice shooting pal

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

Hi Tilly.

 

What a brilliant read, now thats what you call pushing the boundries......and your luck

 

........sometimes you just cant do right, for doing WONG.

 

So whats for tea tomorrow then????......

 

 

ATB.

 

 

Bill.

[Tilly1 11]

cheers sweeney, yeah i defonatly pushed my luck! was well worth it tho.

 

ATB

[kingoftoosh 15]

excellent tale mate ,that old"just a few minutes more" always turns into an hour

[The Duncan 802]

In the hunting field there's no such thing as "a few mins" lol!

 

That'll teach you to send the other half to the van

 

Cheers for a funny read,

 

D.