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Cheeky fecking shitehawk! :laugh:

 

I hate the b*****d things. :angry: The town I used to live in is a tourist hotspot, and being a seaside town with a lot of high, Georgian buildings, a prime nesting spot for seagulls. The stupid tourists often feed them in the pub beer gardens & on the beaches, so they have lost their fear of humans. They can be quite intimidating & aggressive to little kids, one once stole a sandwich out of my young daughter's hand on the beach and gave her a scare. :angry:

 

I once walked past a public bench where a holidaymaker & her son were eating chips, surrounded by a number of them. I heard this daft bint say to her son in the inevitable brummy accent of a Tenby holidaymaker as he gave the gulls the last of his chips: "That's roight, son, give the ducks some chips..." :doh:

 

The funniest was when I was sat in a beer garden on a hot Friday afternoon after work, and there was a family sat there having a meal. There was a single seagull on the floor by them being fed titbits. After a few minutes of being fed, the greedy twat decides he's not being fed fast enough, so decides to hop up onto the table to help himself! :laugh: The man of the family then made a pathetic, limp wristed attempt to to shoo it away, the seagull too a step back, looked him square in the eye then started flapping it's wings and screaming. What happened next was like a scene from 'The Birds', as a number of huge white herring gulls came down of the surrounding roofs to investigate. This family scattered from the table amongst scenes of flying pints, pub lunches & flapping wings! :clapper:

 

They're horrible birds, enemy number one in my eyes. When they went on the vermin list a few years back, I can't describe hiow good it felt to be able to legally start giving some of them their natural fear of humans back.. ;)

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