thurso jack 3 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 At the end of the small dirty, tiny, deserted bar, in Kirkby Liverpool sat a huge scouser, shaved head, six foot tall weighing about 18 stone He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big scouser. Leaning over towards the scouser he whispers, "Do you want a bl0w-job?" At this the massive scouser leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park, and returned to his seat at the bar. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that", he says, "just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure", the big scouser replies, "something about a job...." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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MAACCY 105 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 At the end of the small dirty, tiny, deserted bar, in Kirkby Liverpool sat a huge scouser, shaved head, six foot tall weighing about 18 stone He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big scouser. Leaning over towards the scouser he whispers, "Do you want a bl0w-job?" At this the massive scouser leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park, and returned to his seat at the bar. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that", he says, "just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure", the big scouser replies, "something about a job...." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 thats a cracker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 VERY GOOD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walker9595 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 absolutely brilliant!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest 1 man and hiz dog Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 im from kirkby mate an i like the joke i think there might be a bit of truth in it like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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