lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Flies !! We're mown out with the fecky things. The offspring mythered me into buying a venus flytrap last week, she was dead excited about it. Couldn't wait to get it home and to watch it snatching flies from the air [ so she'd imagined it anyway ] So, we get it home and then all night she stares at it, forlornly, while bloody flies all but tap dance across it going " gimme the moonlight " Twelve quid that sodding plant cost and so far the biggest danger it presents to flies is the saucer of water it has to sit in.......two flies have drowned in it ! Where's that flyspray ?? :laugh: (and welcome back matey ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Why the people in this country don't have screens on their windows and doors, I'll never know. I was horrified when I moved here and there were no screens lol Why dont you put some fly screen's up.. How do I do that when my windows open out? If I had my way I'd have screen doors (the proper kind that creak and bang shut behind you ), and screens on the windows. One day when I'm rich and famous I'll have the best windows and screens in England Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 :laugh: (and welcome back matey ) Cheers Jen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fellman 116 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 i have just put up electric fly killer in my kennels leave it on at night no flies left job done although when the kennels are opened the next day they come back bu t the fly killer works a treat ..................i also have a spare one or two around the place pm if your intrested yis fellman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Why the people in this country don't have screens on their windows and doors, I'll never know. I was horrified when I moved here and there were no screens lol Why dont you put some fly screen's up.. How do I do that when my windows open out? If I had my way I'd have screen doors (the proper kind that creak and bang shut behind you ), and screens on the windows. One day when I'm rich and famous I'll have the best windows and screens in England 300520230055 I can't delete anything i quote from other post's so sorry if this site is head damage at the moment.. question...How do i do that when window's open out..answer easy peasy lemon squeasy.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superfurryanimal 91 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 nothing wrong with flies, great for catching trout ! :hmm: :huh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Twelve quid that sodding plant cost and so far the biggest danger it presents to flies is the saucer of water it has to sit in.......two flies have drowned in it ! http://www.ipcc.ie/infocarnivorous1.html I live surrounded by these plants, yet where's the worst place for midges, horseflies etc? THE BOG! :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squint 17 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Thought this was a new kind of kinky sex thread.. Very disappointed and not what i expected from the members of THL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 I was once told that the best way to get rid of flies from your living room was to take a shit in the kitchen..............works every time apparently Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 why dont you all leave the flys alone? what have they real done thats so bad that they deserve to be killed.poor buggers,pic on someone your own size you butch of murdering fly killing ly sqwashing haters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,535 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Cant even go for a walk with the dogs without the little feckers trying to take up residence in your eyes, ears or mouth........... Wouldnt suit you weer i work my dogs then, wastewater treatment plant, i even no what next door neighbours have had fer lunch, heaving with the blighters, im bitten to hell, but theres loads of rats n bunnies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,901 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 yep..clean ferret out twice a day and clean it bowl..still tons of flies..they all drowning in kids sand pit which is full of water so im getting my revenge Lunita, are you trying to be Beckyminx in your avatar? flmao :laugh: Dano says hi Artic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 yep..clean ferret out twice a day and clean it bowl..still tons of flies..they all drowning in kids sand pit which is full of water so im getting my revenge Lunita, are you trying to be Beckyminx in your avatar? flmao :laugh: Dano says hi Artic dont you just hate being part of a joke and not knowing what the hell its about!!?? ..lol.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 f****n pmsl she pmed me last week,dano sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyys hi lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Ian I've got one of them tennis racket's from the pound shop that blow's them up..you should hear the crack when you hit them accompanied with a blue flash.. try a moth mate they sizzle for ages Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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