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5 STAGES OF SEX


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Guest Eamon.Mc

There are 5 stages of sex.

 

1.SMURF SEX: This is when you are shagging until you are both blue in the face.

 

 

 

2.KITCHEN SEX: When you have both been together only for a short time and any room in the house will do.

 

 

 

3.BEDROOM SEX: When sex has become routine and yous only shag on the odd night.

 

 

 

4.HALLWAY SEX: When yous pass eachother in the hall and all that is exchanged is "Fcuk you".

 

 

 

5.COURTROOM SEX: When she takes you to court and screws you for all your worth in front of 20 strangers.

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