Guest Eamon.Mc Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 There are 5 stages of sex. 1.SMURF SEX: This is when you are shagging until you are both blue in the face. 2.KITCHEN SEX: When you have both been together only for a short time and any room in the house will do. 3.BEDROOM SEX: When sex has become routine and yous only shag on the odd night. 4.HALLWAY SEX: When yous pass eachother in the hall and all that is exchanged is "Fcuk you". 5.COURTROOM SEX: When she takes you to court and screws you for all your worth in front of 20 strangers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vixen210 0 Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 yeah just in the prcess of stage 5 ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Very Good Mate !! I'm about at number 3 at the moment :whistle:. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 very good just make sure your a giver ...not a taker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Ive gone past stage 5....ready to start all over again now.lo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 I got as far as stage 4 and then it was over...admittedly stage 1 and 2 did last a good 2 years and then 2 years of stage 3 - Time to leave Hummmm such is life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Sorry lads its No 1 here lovely Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotty3968 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 I THINK IM AT ABOUT STAGE 4,,,HA HA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vixen210 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 i think i'll stick to stage 1 & 2 in the future i can't be bothered with this stage 5 sh!t it's boring now lol need a nice young lady to take my mind of it :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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