powderpuff girl 13 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 JUST BEEN UP ALLOTMENT IN MY BLOODY SANDELS FOR EGGS I KNOW WE HAVE A MOUSE IN SHED SO I MAKE LOADS OF NOISE SO HE HIDES WHEN I GO IN BUT TODAY I WAS RUSHING AND NEVER EVEN LOOKED ABOUT WENT STRAIGHT TO NEST BOXS AND A BLOODY GREAT RAT RAN OVER MY FOOT I DROPPED THE EGGS . NO MATTER HOW MANY WE CATCH WE NEVER SEEM TO GET THEM ALL HATE THE BLOODY THINGS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Grumpy Dad 2 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 JUST BEEN UP ALLOTMENT IN MY BLOODY SANDELS FOR EGGS I KNOW WE HAVE A MOUSE IN SHED SO I MAKE LOADS OF NOISE SO HE HIDES WHEN I GO IN BUT TODAY I WAS RUSHING AND NEVER EVEN LOOKED ABOUT WENT STRAIGHT TO NEST BOXS AND A BLOODY GREAT RAT RAN OVER MY FOOT I DROPPED THE EGGS . NO MATTER HOW MANY WE CATCH WE NEVER SEEM TO GET THEM ALL HATE THE BLOODY THINGS Got to keep plugging away at them though to keep the numbers down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard. 83 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 JUST BEEN UP ALLOTMENT IN MY BLOODY SANDELS FOR EGGS I KNOW WE HAVE A MOUSE IN SHED SO I MAKE LOADS OF NOISE SO HE HIDES WHEN I GO IN BUT TODAY I WAS RUSHING AND NEVER EVEN LOOKED ABOUT WENT STRAIGHT TO NEST BOXS AND A BLOODY GREAT RAT RAN OVER MY FOOT I DROPPED THE EGGS . NO MATTER HOW MANY WE CATCH WE NEVER SEEM TO GET THEM ALL HATE THE BLOODY THINGS One ran up my arm and jumped off my shoulder when i put my hand in a bag of meal to feed cattle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,155 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 A BLOODY GREAT RAT RAN OVER MY FOOT I once had to walk barefoot through a dark tunnel absolutely filled with dozens,maybe hundreds of them,the building I was visiting was in Deshnoke,its the Karni Mata temple,theres absolutely thousands in the temple itself,scabrous diseased things,I had to remove my boots before entering Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roebuck220 80 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 I've seen that temple on the TV,not a chance I would go in it unless I could take my Benelli with me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,501 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Need to get your mate up there with that pack of hounds :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,155 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 The rats are sacred,dont think anyone would be popular if they injured or killed one,I remember shuffling my feet across the white marble floors so I wouldnt step on one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 One ran up the inside of my trouser leg once whilst out ratting. Peeked out the waistband of my trews, then back down my leg and out at the ankle. I did some dance moves John Travolta would have been proud of that day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 One ran up the inside of my trouser leg once whilst out ratting. Peeked out the waistband of my trews, then back down my leg and out at the ankle. I did some dance moves John Travolta would have been proud of that day had one get in my welly while out ratting and did pretty much the same while removing the boot at record speed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard. 83 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Good stories lol.A fella i know was working in newyork for years as a plaster,he said,he was seen killing a rat with a shovel on site one day and got fined 600 dollars.Rats are there to keep sewers good Anyone veirify this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wazza 18 Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 you sure it wasnt a mouse you fairy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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