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Got stabbed in the head by a guy in a parka with SAVE THE WHALE painted on the back,WHY ?my choice of dog an my Habit of speaking up for its Use.. go figure.In a UNI bar too,Even tried to get me jailed,for retaliating with force :aggressive: ,Police took me to hospital and stayed until i had a scan,and stitched up then took me back to the scene of" my crime " to try and get witnesses,The crowd I (the 2 "friends" I was with, Bolted ) was brawling with couldn't get their story right. So They kindly let me go on my way ,an to mind how I went.. :black eye:

your not tellin porkys r u :whistling:

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I THINK ANYONE THAT HUNTS WITH A DOG WILL HAVE A STORY ...... I CERTAINLY HAVE A FEW ,...   ONE OF THE WORST WAS WHEN I HAD A DAFT PUP OUT LAMPING , I ALWAYS START THEM ON THE LAMP FIRST AS IVE FO

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Got stabbed in the head by a guy in a parka with SAVE THE WHALE painted on the back,WHY ?my choice of dog an my Habit of speaking up for its Use.. go figure.In a UNI bar too,Even tried to get me jailed,for retaliating with force :aggressive: ,Police took me to hospital and stayed until i had a scan,and stitched up then took me back to the scene of" my crime " to try and get witnesses,The crowd I (the 2 "friends" I was with, Bolted ) was brawling with couldn't get their story right. So They kindly let me go on my way ,an to mind how I went.. :black eye:

your not tellin porkys r u :whistling:

I have a missus that had to clean the mess!an 3 kids I swear on ,An the good lord can take all 4 if I am,And I still think Antis have the right to their view,I/ll just keep on fighting my corner !A.T.B. Keep Huntin'.

I will add everytime I / Alter ego.Have posted on this site it has never been Bullshite,prove me otherwise... :thumbs:

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Got stabbed in the head by a guy in a parka with SAVE THE WHALE painted on the back,WHY ?my choice of dog an my Habit of speaking up for its Use.. go figure.In a UNI bar too,Even tried to get me jailed,for retaliating with force :aggressive: ,Police took me to hospital and stayed until i had a scan,and stitched up then took me back to the scene of" my crime " to try and get witnesses,The crowd I (the 2 "friends" I was with, Bolted ) was brawling with couldn't get their story right. So They kindly let me go on my way ,an to mind how I went.. :black eye:

your not tellin porkys r u :whistling:

I have a missus that had to clean the mess!an 3 kids I swear on ,An the good lord can take all 4 if I am,And I still think Antis have the right to their view,I/ll just keep on fighting my corner !A.T.B. Keep Huntin'.

I will add everytime I / Alter ego.Have posted on this site it has never been Bullshite,prove me otherwise... :thumbs:

thanks mate 4 the post then :thumbs:

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I THINK ANYONE THAT HUNTS WITH A DOG WILL HAVE A STORY ...... I CERTAINLY HAVE A FEW ,...

 

ONE OF THE WORST WAS WHEN I HAD A DAFT PUP OUT LAMPING , I ALWAYS START THEM ON THE LAMP FIRST AS IVE FOUND THE RETRIEVE TO HAND WITH A LIVE ONE COMES EASIER TO MOST ....ESPECIALLY SALUKI BLOODED COURSING LINES .....

ANYWAY THE BITCH WAS MENTALLY VERY PUPPYISH ...... IT WAS THE END OF SEASON AND EVERYWHERE HAD JUST ABOUT BEEN RUN TO DEATH , APART FROM A LOCAL KEEPERED SPOT THAT WAS KNOWN TO BE VERY " HOT "

WELL OFF WE GOES .... ALLS WELL FOR ABOUT THE FIRST HOUR A GOOD FEW IN THE BAG AND THEN I GET HIT BY A LAMP FROM A MOTOR THE SIZE OF A BIN LID ,.... TALK ABOUT LIGHTING UP THE FIELD , !!!

I SET OFF TO THE WALL AT A JOG WITH THE PUP THINKING IT WAS A GAME RUNNING INTO ME , GRABBING MY COAT SLEEVE ... THE DAFT SOD HAD ME OVER TWICE IN THE FIRST FIELD WITH THE 4X4 CLOSING QUICKLY

NOT TO PANICK ...... I THINK , A WALL HERE ..... OVER I WENT , TROUBLE WAS IT WAS A GOOD DROP ON THE OTHERSIDE , I WAS DAZED WITH THE PUP LICKING MY FACE AND MY HEAD SPINNING , THE BATTERY HAD FLICKED UP AND BANGED MY HEAD , I PULLED MYSELF TOGETHER AND JOGGED TO A WOOD , THE PUP STILL RUNNING INTO ME AND MY TEMPER RISING BY THE SECOND .......

WELL I DROPPED ON TO THE ROAD AFTER STASHING THE LAMP ETC AND SET OFF AT A STEADY PACE TO THE MOTOR , WHEN JOHNNY RAMBO AND HIS GANG TURNED UP IN THE 4X4 , APPARENTLY THEY WERE GOING TO GIVE A LOWLIFE SUCH AS I A HAMMERING AND NOT BEING THE TYPE TO TURN DOWN AN INVITATION I PROMPTY SET TO ... LAYING LOW THE TWO BIGGEST AND STARTED TO CONSENTRATE ON THE MOUTH PIECE WHEN I FELT A SHOOTING PAIN UP THE LEG , FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER TWO ........ THE DAFT PUP HAD LATCHED ON TO MY THIGH IN THE DARK ,.... HOWS ABOUT THAT FOR LOYALTY ?????

 

ALL THE BEST

 

DUCKWING :big_boss:

 

 

Pmsl at you and that pup mate :laugh::laugh:

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I THINK ANYONE THAT HUNTS WITH A DOG WILL HAVE A STORY ...... I CERTAINLY HAVE A FEW ,...

 

ONE OF THE WORST WAS WHEN I HAD A DAFT PUP OUT LAMPING , I ALWAYS START THEM ON THE LAMP FIRST AS IVE FOUND THE RETRIEVE TO HAND WITH A LIVE ONE COMES EASIER TO MOST ....ESPECIALLY SALUKI BLOODED COURSING LINES .....

ANYWAY THE BITCH WAS MENTALLY VERY PUPPYISH ...... IT WAS THE END OF SEASON AND EVERYWHERE HAD JUST ABOUT BEEN RUN TO DEATH , APART FROM A LOCAL KEEPERED SPOT THAT WAS KNOWN TO BE VERY " HOT "

WELL OFF WE GOES .... ALLS WELL FOR ABOUT THE FIRST HOUR A GOOD FEW IN THE BAG AND THEN I GET HIT BY A LAMP FROM A MOTOR THE SIZE OF A BIN LID ,.... TALK ABOUT LIGHTING UP THE FIELD , !!!

I SET OFF TO THE WALL AT A JOG WITH THE PUP THINKING IT WAS A GAME RUNNING INTO ME , GRABBING MY COAT SLEEVE ... THE DAFT SOD HAD ME OVER TWICE IN THE FIRST FIELD WITH THE 4X4 CLOSING QUICKLY

NOT TO PANICK ...... I THINK , A WALL HERE ..... OVER I WENT , TROUBLE WAS IT WAS A GOOD DROP ON THE OTHERSIDE , I WAS DAZED WITH THE PUP LICKING MY FACE AND MY HEAD SPINNING , THE BATTERY HAD FLICKED UP AND BANGED MY HEAD , I PULLED MYSELF TOGETHER AND JOGGED TO A WOOD , THE PUP STILL RUNNING INTO ME AND MY TEMPER RISING BY THE SECOND .......

WELL I DROPPED ON TO THE ROAD AFTER STASHING THE LAMP ETC AND SET OFF AT A STEADY PACE TO THE MOTOR , WHEN JOHNNY RAMBO AND HIS GANG TURNED UP IN THE 4X4 , APPARENTLY THEY WERE GOING TO GIVE A LOWLIFE SUCH AS I A HAMMERING AND NOT BEING THE TYPE TO TURN DOWN AN INVITATION I PROMPTY SET TO ... LAYING LOW THE TWO BIGGEST AND STARTED TO CONSENTRATE ON THE MOUTH PIECE WHEN I FELT A SHOOTING PAIN UP THE LEG , FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER TWO ........ THE DAFT PUP HAD LATCHED ON TO MY THIGH IN THE DARK ,.... HOWS ABOUT THAT FOR LOYALTY ?????

 

ALL THE BEST

 

DUCKWING :big_boss:

 

 

Pmsl at you and that pup mate :laugh::laugh:

loved have bin there that night :laugh::laugh:

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fractured skull,messing about on a wall with my hands in my pockets slipped and landed on my head.broke all my toes kick boxing,broke left leg falling from a tree.both hands when i boxed,scar on shoulder from pellet wound etc.

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The dog i have now the big black one dislocated my shoulder ages ago spun me right round big b*****d and popped it.Then last week split my big toe wide open after neighbour fell in front door pissed lol and dog went for him and i tried to stop the dog and kicked the tile edge at the kitchen door cos i havent put the finish bar on yet.Wouldnt stop bleeding ended up gluing it in the end.Lost a bit of shin bone in a car accident years ago still gives me the shivers thinking about the state of my car after it me and a mate had to be cut out of it

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fractured skull,messing about on a wall with my hands in my pockets slipped and landed on my head.broke all my toes kick boxing,broke left leg falling from a tree.both hands when i boxed,scar on shoulder from pellet wound etc.

feck me mate if i was u i would not leave your home :laugh:

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The dog i have now the big black one dislocated my shoulder ages ago spun me right round big b*****d and popped it.Then last week split my big toe wide open after neighbour fell in front door pissed lol and dog went for him and i tried to stop the dog and kicked the tile edge at the kitchen door cos i havent put the finish bar on yet.Wouldnt stop bleeding ended up gluing it in the end.Lost a bit of shin bone in a car accident years ago still gives me the shivers thinking about the state of my car after it me and a mate had to be cut out of it

u was lucky then u and your mate :thumbs:

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The dog i have now the big black one dislocated my shoulder ages ago spun me right round big b*****d and popped it.Then last week split my big toe wide open after neighbour fell in front door pissed lol and dog went for him and i tried to stop the dog and kicked the tile edge at the kitchen door cos i havent put the finish bar on yet.Wouldnt stop bleeding ended up gluing it in the end.Lost a bit of shin bone in a car accident years ago still gives me the shivers thinking about the state of my car after it me and a mate had to be cut out of it

u was lucky then u and your mate :thumbs:

 

Very lucky the car looked like a can someone had stood on and i had a great dane in the car as well who hated everyone had to get someone to come get him before we could be removed.The only upside was the firemen were fit and the paramedics had good drugs Lmao.Took over 6 months for me to recover and i still shake when i drive for the first 5 or 10 minutes then i am fine.Was actually more upset about my car at the time and the dog than myself.Had some crackers over the years ive broke my back and all sorts broke my fingers and toes more times than i could count

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fractured skull,messing about on a wall with my hands in my pockets slipped and landed on my head.broke all my toes kick boxing,broke left leg falling from a tree.both hands when i boxed,scar on shoulder from pellet wound etc.

feck me mate if i was u i would not leave your home :laugh:

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