carp man 1 219 Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 The dog i have now the big black one dislocated my shoulder ages ago spun me right round big b*****d and popped it.Then last week split my big toe wide open after neighbour fell in front door pissed lol and dog went for him and i tried to stop the dog and kicked the tile edge at the kitchen door cos i havent put the finish bar on yet.Wouldnt stop bleeding ended up gluing it in the end.Lost a bit of shin bone in a car accident years ago still gives me the shivers thinking about the state of my car after it me and a mate had to be cut out of it u was lucky then u and your mate Very lucky the car looked like a can someone had stood on and i had a great dane in the car as well who hated everyone had to get someone to come get him before we could be removed.The only upside was the firemen were fit and the paramedics had good drugs Lmao.Took over 6 months for me to recover and i still shake when i drive for the first 5 or 10 minutes then i am fine.Was actually more upset about my car at the time and the dog than myself.Had some crackers over the years ive broke my back and all sorts broke my fingers and toes more times than i could count u r very lucky to be here reading both off your write ups thanks 4 them mate all the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 riped my bonjo string one time as i was makeind mad passionate love to some bird of FACEBOOK : 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 riped my bonjo string one time as i was makeind mad passionate love to some bird of FACEBOOK : not a dog but Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,829 Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Avery good mate off here had the old running dog at full speed to the boolocks apparently he was in quiets some pain for a while :laugh: Mine is Trev jumped a fence as I was putting my arm across the top barb strand headbutted me clean in the face.... result brocken nose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 riped my bonjo string one time as i was makeind mad passionate love to some bird of FACEBOOK : bet that hurt one off my mates went 4 a piss and got his traped in his zip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Avery good mate off here had the old running dog at full speed to the boolocks apparently he was in quiets some pain for a while :laugh: Mine is Trev jumped a fence as I was putting my arm across the top barb strand headbutted me clean in the face.... result brocken nose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 The dog i have now the big black one dislocated my shoulder ages ago spun me right round big b*****d and popped it.Then last week split my big toe wide open after neighbour fell in front door pissed lol and dog went for him and i tried to stop the dog and kicked the tile edge at the kitchen door cos i havent put the finish bar on yet.Wouldnt stop bleeding ended up gluing it in the end.Lost a bit of shin bone in a car accident years ago still gives me the shivers thinking about the state of my car after it me and a mate had to be cut out of it u was lucky then u and your mate Very lucky the car looked like a can someone had stood on and i had a great dane in the car as well who hated everyone had to get someone to come get him before we could be removed.The only upside was the firemen were fit and the paramedics had good drugs Lmao.Took over 6 months for me to recover and i still shake when i drive for the first 5 or 10 minutes then i am fine.Was actually more upset about my car at the time and the dog than myself.Had some crackers over the years ive broke my back and all sorts broke my fingers and toes more times than i could count Thats life though dont regret much tbh i wouldnt be me if all the bad stuff never happened ive got great mates a great man and wonderful kids and dogs and lifes looking up so far.I look at others and im grateful it could be so much worse.I had a huge chip on my shoulder before i had the kids and took to have them to realise life owes you f**k all you make the best of what you have and try and enjoy it as best you can no matter whats happening u r very lucky to be here reading both off your write ups thanks 4 them mate all the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
black bird 1 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 I THINK ANYONE THAT HUNTS WITH A DOG WILL HAVE A STORY ...... I CERTAINLY HAVE A FEW ,... ONE OF THE WORST WAS WHEN I HAD A DAFT PUP OUT LAMPING , I ALWAYS START THEM ON THE LAMP FIRST AS IVE FOUND THE RETRIEVE TO HAND WITH A LIVE ONE COMES EASIER TO MOST ....ESPECIALLY SALUKI BLOODED COURSING LINES ..... ANYWAY THE BITCH WAS MENTALLY VERY PUPPYISH ...... IT WAS THE END OF SEASON AND EVERYWHERE HAD JUST ABOUT BEEN RUN TO DEATH , APART FROM A LOCAL KEEPERED SPOT THAT WAS KNOWN TO BE VERY " HOT " WELL OFF WE GOES .... ALLS WELL FOR ABOUT THE FIRST HOUR A GOOD FEW IN THE BAG AND THEN I GET HIT BY A LAMP FROM A MOTOR THE SIZE OF A BIN LID ,.... TALK ABOUT LIGHTING UP THE FIELD , !!! I SET OFF TO THE WALL AT A JOG WITH THE PUP THINKING IT WAS A GAME RUNNING INTO ME , GRABBING MY COAT SLEEVE ... THE DAFT SOD HAD ME OVER TWICE IN THE FIRST FIELD WITH THE 4X4 CLOSING QUICKLY NOT TO PANICK ...... I THINK , A WALL HERE ..... OVER I WENT , TROUBLE WAS IT WAS A GOOD DROP ON THE OTHERSIDE , I WAS DAZED WITH THE PUP LICKING MY FACE AND MY HEAD SPINNING , THE BATTERY HAD FLICKED UP AND BANGED MY HEAD , I PULLED MYSELF TOGETHER AND JOGGED TO A WOOD , THE PUP STILL RUNNING INTO ME AND MY TEMPER RISING BY THE SECOND ....... WELL I DROPPED ON TO THE ROAD AFTER STASHING THE LAMP ETC AND SET OFF AT A STEADY PACE TO THE MOTOR , WHEN JOHNNY RAMBO AND HIS GANG TURNED UP IN THE 4X4 , APPARENTLY THEY WERE GOING TO GIVE A LOWLIFE SUCH AS I A HAMMERING AND NOT BEING THE TYPE TO TURN DOWN AN INVITATION I PROMPTY SET TO ... LAYING LOW THE TWO BIGGEST AND STARTED TO CONSENTRATE ON THE MOUTH PIECE WHEN I FELT A SHOOTING PAIN UP THE LEG , FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER TWO ........ THE DAFT PUP HAD LATCHED ON TO MY THIGH IN THE DARK ,.... HOWS ABOUT THAT FOR LOYALTY ????? ALL THE BEST DUCKWING dick wing i would have loved to SE you run with that big belly bouncing up and down and i got told the lads with the lamp were off school for a week lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parabuteos lad 878 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 i was fishing and rammed a barbed bait needle through my finger, whenever i think of it i still feel it :/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DUCKWING 302 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 I THINK ANYONE THAT HUNTS WITH A DOG WILL HAVE A STORY ...... I CERTAINLY HAVE A FEW ,... ONE OF THE WORST WAS WHEN I HAD A DAFT PUP OUT LAMPING , I ALWAYS START THEM ON THE LAMP FIRST AS IVE FOUND THE RETRIEVE TO HAND WITH A LIVE ONE COMES EASIER TO MOST ....ESPECIALLY SALUKI BLOODED COURSING LINES ..... ANYWAY THE BITCH WAS MENTALLY VERY PUPPYISH ...... IT WAS THE END OF SEASON AND EVERYWHERE HAD JUST ABOUT BEEN RUN TO DEATH , APART FROM A LOCAL KEEPERED SPOT THAT WAS KNOWN TO BE VERY " HOT " WELL OFF WE GOES .... ALLS WELL FOR ABOUT THE FIRST HOUR A GOOD FEW IN THE BAG AND THEN I GET HIT BY A LAMP FROM A MOTOR THE SIZE OF A BIN LID ,.... TALK ABOUT LIGHTING UP THE FIELD , !!! I SET OFF TO THE WALL AT A JOG WITH THE PUP THINKING IT WAS A GAME RUNNING INTO ME , GRABBING MY COAT SLEEVE ... THE DAFT SOD HAD ME OVER TWICE IN THE FIRST FIELD WITH THE 4X4 CLOSING QUICKLY NOT TO PANICK ...... I THINK , A WALL HERE ..... OVER I WENT , TROUBLE WAS IT WAS A GOOD DROP ON THE OTHERSIDE , I WAS DAZED WITH THE PUP LICKING MY FACE AND MY HEAD SPINNING , THE BATTERY HAD FLICKED UP AND BANGED MY HEAD , I PULLED MYSELF TOGETHER AND JOGGED TO A WOOD , THE PUP STILL RUNNING INTO ME AND MY TEMPER RISING BY THE SECOND ....... WELL I DROPPED ON TO THE ROAD AFTER STASHING THE LAMP ETC AND SET OFF AT A STEADY PACE TO THE MOTOR , WHEN JOHNNY RAMBO AND HIS GANG TURNED UP IN THE 4X4 , APPARENTLY THEY WERE GOING TO GIVE A LOWLIFE SUCH AS I A HAMMERING AND NOT BEING THE TYPE TO TURN DOWN AN INVITATION I PROMPTY SET TO ... LAYING LOW THE TWO BIGGEST AND STARTED TO CONSENTRATE ON THE MOUTH PIECE WHEN I FELT A SHOOTING PAIN UP THE LEG , FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER TWO ........ THE DAFT PUP HAD LATCHED ON TO MY THIGH IN THE DARK ,.... HOWS ABOUT THAT FOR LOYALTY ????? ALL THE BEST DUCKWING dick wing i would have loved to SE you run with that big belly bouncing up and down and i got told the lads with the lamp were off school for a week lol WELL , THATS THIS PLACE FECKED YOU ASHTIPTON ARSEHOLE LOL .............TOOK ME ALL OF A MINUTE TO SUSS YOU OUT ALL THE BEST DUCKWING Quote Link to post Share on other sites
black bird 1 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 sorry mate thought i might have got you could not resist it take care talk soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulk73 151 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 this injury didnt happen to me but someone that i know. one of the local idiots used to walk around with a mastivex american bull dog.used to wind the dog up all the time and intimidate people with it barking and snarling. he did it one day, teasing the dog, while it was on the lead. he was rushing up to a young lad, and then dragging the dog back when it got a few feet away from the young lad. the dog was well revved up. anyway about ten mins later when the idiot thought his dog had calmed down, he let it off its choke chain. the dog went straight to the young lad, grabbed him by the calf and tore it clean off in one. it the grabbed him higher up on the thigh, and began chomping down. the lad needed micro surgery to repair all the damage to muscle and tendons. 9 weeks in hospital. the lad was obviously in shock when it happened. he lifted his trouser leg, and the muscle flopped down above his shoe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hullhunter 219 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 feck me there is some bad ones on here. i fort mine was bad when i shot my self through the foot with my air riffle. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.DOG 1,355 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) This isn't about me but it's funny so I'll tell u anyway this is about a mate of mine we were out walking the dogs and he decided he was goining to jump a barbed wire fence from a standing jump he stood about 1 foot away from the fence jumped up caught his foot on the wire got pulled straight back down landed on the wire and got his leg stuck in the fence but the whole time I just laughed at him we couldn't get his leg out of the wire it was stuck in him so I ran to his house wich is about 5 mins away got the wire cutters and cut the wire off wich got his leg out he did have alot of holes though lol stupid idiot Edited August 10, 2011 by J.DOG Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocky1 942 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 shattered my left leg kneecap down 2 my foot ankle and heel aswell in hospital for 10 weeks ,still not 100% gives me stick all the time when out with dogs on rough ground still won,t stop me ,but i,m no kidder 2 day i know will but hoprfully when i,m about haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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