Wierdos in the vets

[B.P.R 2,798]

I went the vets before with my Jill and the place was teeming with wierdos. Sat next to a woman with a greyhound and she started telling me that greyhounds don't sit because hers has never sat down. I told her that that wasn't true and she replied 'oh yes it is, neither do whippets. They get lazy if they sit down' I gave up.

 

The woman opposite me seemed quite well off and she asked me what was in the box so I told her it was a ferret. She asked to see her so I got her out and she screamed so loud the receptionist jumped out of her seat. He said she had never seen one before or heard of them. She asked me a few questions ad I told her about them. Her daughter then came in and asked her mum what was in the box, she replied 'I don't know darling, I've never seen or heard of them before, I think it's some sort of rat'

 

There was a guy who started off stroking his Rottweiler and then within 2 minutes he was rolling around on the floor spooning it, rubbing it's stomach saying 'ooh I know just how you like it, you like it don't ya' I felt like I was watching something off animal porn.

 

The last lady had chuahua and she seen the ferrets and told me that her son had used the dog to catch rabbits down the holes ad fetch them out. I looked at the dog and noticed it was wearing a pink jumper, pink mitts, a bow on it's tail and had a tiara on. Some worker!

 

Anybody else seen any wierdos in the vets lately?

[rob190364 2,594]

Do you live in royston vase by any chance?

[stabba 10,745]

Seems you,ve a nasty habit of attracting the wierdo,s and spastics mate

[Guest joball]

they sound like anti's

[lunita 57]

I went the vets before with my Jill and the place was teeming with wierdos. Sat next to a woman with a greyhound and she started telling me that greyhounds don't sit because hers has never sat down. I told her that that wasn't true and she replied 'oh yes it is, neither do whippets. They get lazy if they sit down' I gave up.

 

The woman opposite me seemed quite well off and she asked me what was in the box so I told her it was a ferret. She asked to see her so I got her out and she screamed so loud the receptionist jumped out of her seat. He said she had never seen one before or heard of them. She asked me a few questions ad I told her about them. Her daughter then came in and asked her mum what was in the box, she replied 'I don't know darling, I've never seen or heard of them before, I think it's some sort of rat'

 

There was a guy who started off stroking his Rottweiler and then within 2 minutes he was rolling around on the floor spooning it, rubbing it's stomach saying 'ooh I know just how you like it, you like it don't ya' I felt like I was watching something off animal porn.

 

The last lady had chuahua and she seen the ferrets and told me that her son had used the dog to catch rabbits down the holes ad fetch them out. I looked at the dog and noticed it was wearing a pink jumper, pink mitts, a bow on it's tail and had a tiara on. Some worker!

 

Anybody else seen any wierdos in the vets lately?

cant beat the vets for bit of people watching..hope i get some fun when i go next week..passes the waiting time

[RossM 8,147]

I went the vets before with my Jill and the place was teeming with wierdos. Sat next to a woman with a greyhound and she started telling me that greyhounds don't sit because hers has never sat down. I told her that that wasn't true and she replied 'oh yes it is, neither do whippets. They get lazy if they sit down' I gave up.

 

The woman opposite me seemed quite well off and she asked me what was in the box so I told her it was a ferret. She asked to see her so I got her out and she screamed so loud the receptionist jumped out of her seat. He said she had never seen one before or heard of them. She asked me a few questions ad I told her about them. Her daughter then came in and asked her mum what was in the box, she replied 'I don't know darling, I've never seen or heard of them before, I think it's some sort of rat'

 

There was a guy who started off stroking his Rottweiler and then within 2 minutes he was rolling around on the floor spooning it, rubbing it's stomach saying 'ooh I know just how you like it, you like it don't ya' I felt like I was watching something off animal porn.

 

The last lady had chuahua and she seen the ferrets and told me that her son had used the dog to catch rabbits down the holes ad fetch them out. I looked at the dog and noticed it was wearing a pink jumper, pink mitts, a bow on it's tail and had a tiara on. Some worker!

 

Anybody else seen any wierdos in the vets lately?

 

 

aye you.........

[mackem 27,505]

There was a guy who started off stroking his Rottweiler and then within 2 minutes he was rolling around on the floor spooning it,

[Guest jt750]

Do you live in royston vase by any chance?

 

 

No but i do ..

 

 

[rob190364 2,594]

Are you sure it wasn't Earth and his missus?

[hullhunter 219]

there is loads like that down my street one of my dogs got out the other week and tryd making a run for it down the street so i grabbed it by its scruff and dragged it back into my yard (it didnt have its collar on) and she went off her head calling me an evil c*nt, f-ing this and basta*d that. the way she was going on you would have thought i had cut the dogs head off with a rusty spoon. she is one of these with the 3 yorkies takes then to the barbers and to get a there nails painted every few days oh and a total anti.

Edited July 18, 2011 by hullhunter

[Hollie 21]

HaHa that made me laugh

 

 

 

Get rid of the ferrets and get a Chihuahua istead

[just jack 998]

Do you live in royston vase by any chance?

 

 

No but i do ..

 

 

 

so your "local"?

[stewie 3,387]

I went the vets before with my Jill and the place was teeming with wierdos. Sat next to a woman with a greyhound and she started telling me that greyhounds don't sit because hers has never sat down. I told her that that wasn't true and she replied 'oh yes it is, neither do whippets. They get lazy if they sit down' I gave up.

 

The woman opposite me seemed quite well off and she asked me what was in the box so I told her it was a ferret. She asked to see her so I got her out and she screamed so loud the receptionist jumped out of her seat. He said she had never seen one before or heard of them. She asked me a few questions ad I told her about them. Her daughter then came in and asked her mum what was in the box, she replied 'I don't know darling, I've never seen or heard of them before, I think it's some sort of rat'

 

There was a guy who started off stroking his Rottweiler and then within 2 minutes he was rolling around on the floor spooning it, rubbing it's stomach saying 'ooh I know just how you like it, you like it don't ya' I felt like I was watching something off animal porn.

 

The last lady had chuahua and she seen the ferrets and told me that her son had used the dog to catch rabbits down the holes ad fetch them out. I looked at the dog and noticed it was wearing a pink jumper, pink mitts, a bow on it's tail and had a tiara on. Some worker!

 

Anybody else seen any wierdos in the vets lately?

you need to chilax man that was "poppadogs" mum :laugh:

[Huwidge 69]

took my pup to the vet the other week, he was constantly farting....... does this make me one of them weirdos? lol

[blan89 159]

i dont often go to the vets,but theres a very strange man who collects hedgehogs and brings them in saying he found them in his drive,apparently he averages about 5 a week.