Bogger 243 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 26" 75lbs is a classic but the new one is " ive got 26 years experience with dogs" :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 lad saying he's got 5 acers (meaning acres (of land))..... johnny boy takin the piss "why do you need that many computers"......cracked me up! :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jf1970 328 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 lad saying he's got 5 acers (meaning acres (of land))..... johnny boy takin the piss "why do you need that many computers"......cracked me up! :laugh: ffs :laugh: , here's another one from that cock dances " I don't believe there's many, if any that will hit the cover with the grit and determination of a bullx " i think he should buy a lab after that statement, because he is certainly suffering from kennel blindness Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dances Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 I aint got kennel blindness moron cus I don't just run bullxs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 lad saying he's got 5 acers (meaning acres (of land))..... johnny boy takin the piss "why do you need that many computers"......cracked me up! :laugh: ffs :laugh: , here's another one from that cock dances " I don't believe there's many, if any that will hit the cover with the grit and determination of a bullx " i think he should buy a lab after that statement, because he is certainly suffering from kennel blindness Leave the Lab's out of this you!!!!!!....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blooded 62 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 In response to a query about running a bitch in heat j316 - best to wait for the colder weather Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 I haven't read this whole thread, but of recent this quote made me chuckle: "I don't believe there's many, if any that will hit the cover with the grit and determination of a bullx" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jf1970 328 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 lad saying he's got 5 acers (meaning acres (of land))..... johnny boy takin the piss "why do you need that many computers"......cracked me up! :laugh: ffs :laugh: , here's another one from that cock dances " I don't believe there's many, if any that will hit the cover with the grit and determination of a bullx " i think he should buy a lab after that statement, because he is certainly suffering from kennel blindness Leave the Lab's out of this you!!!!!!....... , sorry mate, there was no offence intended. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jf1970 328 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 I aint got kennel blindness moron cus I don't just run bullxs ok no bother. but maybe you should go to spec savers anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Mark Brick calling someone his 'Memphis' instead of his 'Nemesis' made me chuckle when he was on here! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 not a thl quote but a lad i work with telling me someone had parked a motorhome in the middle of the carpark and it was causing absolute kiev........ you mean chaos big man?!? :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Some people would criticise one of your bollocks for being bigger than the other! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Moon lighting pheasants a f****n classic by some body who obviousley knows fook all about poaching pheasants lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Some people would criticise one of your bollocks for being bigger than the other! nominating your own quote.thats not allowed lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 I was laughing as I was writing it haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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