iworkwhippets 12,714 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 I normally pop down to my butchers sat evening, he saves all his offcuts fer my dogs, but i completely forgot, i was up at 4 30 am fer a jimmy, so thought i would nip down and go round the back, cos thats where he leaves em if i dont show up, my mates wife out of the village was getting a reet lathering over a bin full of chicken carcasses, tell him, or keep my nose out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris k 205 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 I normally pop down to my butchers sat evening, he saves all his offcuts fer my dogs, but i completely forgot, i was up at 4 30 am fer a jimmy, so thought i would nip down and go round the back, cos thats where he leaves em if i dont show up, my mates wife out of the village was getting a reet lathering over a bin full of chicken carcasses, tell him, or keep my nose out Hard 1 to call mate. if you tell him it could cuase all sorts of trouble but if ya dont then its the guilt + if he finds out you knew eithen more shit! not a good position to be in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 It depends how fit she is, maybe a little blackmail opportunity for you lol. Seriously, if it was your wife, would you want him to tell you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 classy bird lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Tough one to call...but if it was my mate id be inclined to tell him..he probably wont thank you in the short term but long term he,ll come to realise that you,ve done him a huge favour..atb stabba Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocky1 942 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 either tell her 2 do it or i would do it myself ,done it before ended up been waste of time as he took her back anyway but he evently come 2 he sences ,we allways stopped good mates but at the time we fell out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Does she know you know? If she does, then that should be the last time you ever have to clean your own kennels / house / car, walk the dogs, collect the gear from the butchers or clean up your own mess after you had a wank. Opportunity knocked for you this morning, make the most of it! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Depends on how good a mate he is. The two things I'd think would probably be : would he tell you if it was the other way round, & would he believe you over his Mrs if you did tell him? some blokes can be very blinkered when it comes to their loved ones, be a shame to loose a good mate over it.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Tell her to do it shes the one thats acting like a dirty Tart!!!! Never get involved in a couples relationship its will end in tears for you more than likely.Id say to her either you tell him or i will give her a day to do it and then he gets it from the whores mouth and theres no denying it.Theres nothing worse in my opinion than going behind anyones back 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 I normally pop down to my butchers sat evening, he saves all his offcuts fer my dogs, but i completely forgot, i was up at 4 30 am fer a jimmy, so thought i would nip down and go round the back, cos thats where he leaves em if i dont show up, my mates wife out of the village was getting a reet lathering over a bin full of chicken carcasses, tell him, or keep my nose out Did you watch and have a sneaky wank Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 (edited) are we talking married here ? how old .. if its girlfriend tell let him get rid if its married maybe he knows where would he think his mrs is at half 4 in the morning . did she see you are you sure it was her .... Edited July 17, 2011 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 she sounds like she had the stuffiing to go with the chicken .ide keep out of it myself could end up in trouble by trying to do a favour . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 i give it an hour before tb25 is on claiming it was him...... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Three wise monkeys here. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. Keep schtum pal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 she must be a skank having sex over a bin of dead chicken!!!! she have a meat fetish! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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