stealthy1 3,964 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Here I am, on my way to a big job, from the phone call it sounds like war I imagined waves of bayonet laidened rabbits dashing across no mans land intent on filling their bellies with various tasty plants and shrubs, I swerved into the yard hard on the brakes with the blues n two's on, sliding sideways on the gravel, leaping from my vehicle before it had even stopped with the hand brake fully on, leaving my international rescue truck to slide to a stop on its own in a cloud of Hollwood dust what's the problem ma'am I said to the lady at the farm house, its a plague she cried Putting all the macho stuff aside for a minute I had a phone call from a garden centre that I control the rabbits on, the owner asked me to move him onto the 'visit in the next week list'. So up I went. The story went like this. I think the rabbits are out of hand, they even run around my poly tunnels, and are beginning to take the p*ss, even when you chase them out, they sneak back when it goes quiet. I'll sort it I said The problem is I have permission on all the land surrounding the garden centre bar one group of 7 fields, I sought permission for it, but the grumpy old git who owns the land gave permission to a few wrong'uns, who have f**ked it up for everyone else, so the old boy put a blanket ban on permission, apart from friends and employee's. The good news is when the old boy dies his son says I can have permission on the seven fields to contol rabbits and pigeons, but at the moment old folk seem to be living to a 100, and as I have always adopted the drugs sex and rock n roll life style I expect the old boy to outlive me. Anyway, back to the plague of rabbits threatening the garden centre owners livelihood. After the usual chit chat I wandered off to ply my trade. As I walked past one of the poly tunnels I could see a pair of ears above some seed trays, oh my god I thought, perhaps there is a plague after all whack! first wave of the rabbit invasion thwarted. When I picked up the bunny I noticed a run under the back of the poly tunnel, so went to have a look, not much to see, a two holer, one for team smelly in November, I'll be back! I could see that my presence had scared the second wave of buck toothed looters, but I decided to stay on for a while, even though I could see by the runs that there was little or no bunny traffic at the place, but there is a nice little spot at the back of the centre planted with large Christmas trees. Its so burrowed into it looks like a piece of the moon. There's not a lot in this warren at the minute, due to my ferrets rampaging through it, kicking in the rabbits doors and indulging in a bit of rape, pillage and plunder. But I caught sight of one little marauder sculking in the long grass, and in no uncertain terms my HW1OOKT told it to stop skulking, permanently. I dont think two rabbits will eat this lot do you, not even if they live to be 100 Anyway, end of day shot, complete with mass murdered rabbits, looked like this. Keep at them folks! 2 Quote Link to post
Phantom 631 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Awsome story as ever Stealthy, now bend over Tony Quote Link to post
festa 206 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 its always a massive problem mate lol i remember getting an ant call out that went abit like this ...monday morning a callout comes through for ants in the kitchen of a restaurant in fort william now bearing in mind im in newcastle lol 5 hours away ..anyway "theres ants all over" was the call and my sick sense kicked in so i rang the customer "oh yes she replied we had an ant (yes 1 ant) crawling up the door on saturday" its now monday is it still there i replied ..hang on ill go look will it come back do you think ..yes but only on sundays lol atb gary Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted July 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 its always a massive problem mate lol i remember getting an ant call out that went abit like this ...monday morning a callout comes through for ants in the kitchen of a restaurant in fort william now bearing in mind im in newcastle lol 5 hours away ..anyway "theres ants all over" was the call and my sick sense kicked in so i rang the customer "oh yes she replied we had an ant (yes 1 ant) crawling up the door on saturday" its now monday is it still there i replied ..hang on ill go look will it come back do you think ..yes but only on sundays lol atb gary Thats what it is, they see the same tame rabbit a couple of time a day and think its a a plague, thats why I keep a gattling gun under the front seat, just in case HW100 is not enough eh! Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted July 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Awsome story as ever Stealthy, now bend over Tony Now what have I done Quote Link to post
Sweeney-Todd 208 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Hello Dark One. What a great read that was mate Nice write up and pictures........SP I found this link to some cheap hunting atire.........dont know if it may interest you in your present state of mind http://fabgearusa.com/virgil_tracy_international_rescue_costume.html ATB. Bill Quote Link to post
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Awsome story as ever Stealthy, now bend over Tony Now what have I done Nothing..........Phantom doesn't need a reason. Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted July 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Hello Dark One. What a great read that was mate Nice write up and pictures........SP I found this link to some cheap hunting atire.........dont know if it may interest you in your present state of mind http://fabgearusa.com/virgil_tracy_international_rescue_costume.html ATB. Bill Cheers mate, just put two on my christmas list Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted July 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Awsome story as ever Stealthy, now bend over Tony Now what have I done Nothing..........Phantom doesn't need a reason. He is a one Quote Link to post
falcongit 242 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Hello Dark One. What a great read that was mate Nice write up and pictures........SP I found this link to some cheap hunting atire.........dont know if it may interest you in your present state of mind http://fabgearusa.co...ue_costume.html ATB. Bill very funny bill he will look a right tw-t in that lol....mind you he does anyway sorry stealthy lol... Quote Link to post
falcongit 242 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Hello Dark One. What a great read that was mate Nice write up and pictures........SP I found this link to some cheap hunting atire.........dont know if it may interest you in your present state of mind http://fabgearusa.co...ue_costume.html ATB. Bill Cheers mate, just put two on my christmas list i hope 1s not for me stealthy.lol symon Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted July 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Hello Dark One. What a great read that was mate Nice write up and pictures........SP I found this link to some cheap hunting atire.........dont know if it may interest you in your present state of mind http://fabgearusa.co...ue_costume.html ATB. Bill Cheers mate, just put two on my christmas list i hope 1s not for me stealthy.lol symon Ordered two, one for me, and one for you, you can have yours for your birthday or chritsmas Quote Link to post
falcongit 242 Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Hello Dark One. What a great read that was mate Nice write up and pictures........SP I found this link to some cheap hunting atire.........dont know if it may interest you in your present state of mind http://fabgearusa.co...ue_costume.html ATB. Bill Cheers mate, just put two on my christmas list i hope 1s not for me stealthy.lol symon Ordered two, one for me, and one for you, you can have yours for your birthday or chritsmas we will look like a right pair of fronts bud...lol symon Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted July 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Hello Dark One. What a great read that was mate Nice write up and pictures........SP I found this link to some cheap hunting atire.........dont know if it may interest you in your present state of mind http://fabgearusa.co...ue_costume.html ATB. Bill Cheers mate, just put two on my christmas list i hope 1s not for me stealthy.lol symon Ordered two, one for me, and one for you, you can have yours for your birthday or chritsmas we will look like a right pair of fronts bud...lol symon Rather that than looking like a couple of Lady Penelope's Quote Link to post
chameleon 26 Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Get me an outfit, and I'll join your gang Quote Link to post
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