Heads Up on cheap Midge repellent

[Caprelous 217]

Selling at £1.50 a bottle its going fast.

 

This stuff really works on those hot arse barstards

 

Got myself a crate full

 

http://avonshop.co.uk/product/skin-so-soft/skin-so-soft-original-dry-oil-body-spray.html

[john robbo 30]

Thanks stu, bought a create full myself.

I will smell so sweet for the rut now. LOL

[wireviz 8]

iT DONT SEEM TO WORK FOR ME THE MIDGES UP HERE ARE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT I WILL STICK WITH AUTAN. BUT THE WEE BUGGERS ARE BITEING BIG TIME UP HERE.

[Caprelous 217]

iT DONT SEEM TO WORK FOR ME THE MIDGES UP HERE ARE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT I WILL STICK WITH AUTAN. BUT THE WEE BUGGERS ARE BITEING BIG TIME UP HERE.

 

It dosent work on those shit flies David you cant fool those buggers

Edited July 15, 2011 by Caprelous

[Caprelous 217]

Thanks stu, bought a create full myself.

I will smell so sweet for the rut now. LOL

We will be the only one walking around smelling like a tarts handbag then John

Either that or the inside lining of a Chineese Juglers Jock strap

Edited July 15, 2011 by Caprelous

[wireviz 8]

Now Now Stuart i thought you never made unsults So have a heart and be a good boy play nice. But with my venison going into the food chain one way r anouther its best not to talk of shit fly,s and the like the Fc might get quite upset. Ask your mate Roger he will explain.

[Caprelous 217]

Now Now Stuart i thought you never made unsults So have a heart and be a good boy play nice. But with my venison going into the food chain one way r anouther its best not to talk of shit fly,s and the like the Fc might get quite upset. Ask your mate Roger he will explain.

 

Its True David you cant fool em they let on you as fast as a twitch of the eye everyone knows that

Edited July 16, 2011 by Caprelous

[Sherrif 1]

Now Now Stuart i thought you never made unsults So have a heart and be a good boy play nice. But with my venison going into the food chain one way r anouther its best not to talk of shit fly,s and the like the Fc might get quite upset. Ask your mate Roger he will explain.

 

Its True David you cant fool em they let on it as fast as a twitch of the eye everyone knows that

 

Will you be my friend Caprelous, please, please

[Sherrif 1]

Now Now Stuart i thought you never made unsults So have a heart and be a good boy play nice. But with my venison going into the food chain one way r anouther its best not to talk of shit fly,s and the like the Fc might get quite upset. Ask your mate Roger he will explain.

 

Anyone know what dialect this is, its not English surely!

 

Oops, promised myself not to post on here until the rusti sord of justis cleves its way through a wart thats stuck on my ringpiece , there you go I,ve slipped into the vernacular now!

Edited July 15, 2011 by Sherrif

[wireviz 8]

[Now now Roger YOU KNOW YOUR A SPINLESS WANNABE. PS I HAVE THREE ROE IN THE FREEZER WHAT YOU PAYING FOR THEM THESE DAYS.

Stu i was thinking between you and your mate you payed £1.12p a stalk for you Lev 2 now thats got to hurt someone as tight as to coats of paint.

Edited July 15, 2011 by wireviz

[Caprelous 217]

[Now now Roger YOU KNOW YOUR A SPINLESS WANNABE. PS I HAVE THREE ROE IN THE FREEZER WHAT YOU PAYING FOR THEM THESE DAYS.

Stu i was thinking between you and your mate you payed £1.12p a stalk for you Lev 2 now thats got to hurt someone as tight as to coats of paint.

 

Edited July 15, 2011 by Caprelous

[wireviz 8]

Not me Stuart i like the REAL Sheriff he works on the truth and that's were will keep this .By the way Roger did you ever pay that £200 pounds to the lads that did your contract for you.It is also nice to know that the gang like mentality of the weak never goes away. But there will be no worry,s about me looking people in the eye and telling it as it is in october .Some need to invest in liars and perjurers like the CBS chap. You got to be the saddest old man i know . Stuart nice to know you and Mr Norton keep in touch about subjects you have in common . Tightness but old scrooge could teach you a few tricks of that i am sure.

[Caprelous 217]

Not me Stuart i like the REAL Sheriff he works on the truth and that's were will keep this .By the way Roger did you ever pay that £200 pounds to the lads that did your contract for you.It is also nice to know that the gang like mentality of the weak never goes away. But there will be no worry,s about me looking people in the eye and telling it as it is in october .Some need to invest in liars and perjurers like the CBS chap. You got to be the saddest old man i know . Stuart nice to know you and Mr Norton keep in touch about subjects you have in common . Tightness but old scrooge could teach you a few tricks of that i am sure.

 

Doubt it David he was my pupil mate I think you will find that he got his knowledge of tightness of me mate but I did serve my apprenticeship North of the Border where apprentices were given a wrench to extract a 50p out of a jocks sporran :D

Edited July 15, 2011 by Caprelous

[Caprelous 217]

Now Now Stuart i thought you never made unsults So have a heart and be a good boy play nice. But with my venison going into the food chain one way r anouther its best not to talk of shit fly,s and the like the Fc might get quite upset. Ask your mate Roger he will explain.

 

Anyone know what dialect this is, its not English surely!

 

Oops, promised myself not to post on here until the rusti sord of justis cleves its way through a wart thats stuck on my ringpiece , there you go I,ve slipped into the vernacular now!

 

This wart that you have stuck on your ring piece Roger are you sure it isnt a boil that needs lancing mate I bet its a bit of a pain in the arse for you and a sore point

I shouldnt laugh really I suffer from the same myself only mines called Highseatittes apparently its easy to get you just befriend a mate then you seem to aquire it :D

Edited July 16, 2011 by Caprelous

[nastybilly 55]

cap i thought clawing your balls scratching your starfish and and picking ya nose would have kept the bravest of midgies away ..lol