Millet 4,497 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Where is he at these day's.. ..could he be in hospital getting a nose job.. . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 im guessing this man has a big nose? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted July 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Unique is the word you may have been looking for.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Richie10 345 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 He has been banned as he's a Book peddler, he didn't read the rules and been pushing books onto unsuspecting newbies. Said he had been writing them himself but there was guest writers. Nothing worse than a Book peddler. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,372 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 He is recovering from his anal reconstruction after spending some time in the darkest parts of Brixton doing "research" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted July 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 He is recovering from his anal reconstruction after spending some time in the darkest parts of Brixton doing "research" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 He is recovering from his anal reconstruction after spending some time in the darkest parts of Brixton doing "research" And there was me thinking all the tears and screaming was from pleasure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hannah4181 260 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 He is recovering from his anal reconstruction after spending some time in the darkest parts of Brixton doing "research" You know that was meant to be a secret right?? :doh: He was last seen humming the Beatles classic, strawberry fields are forever . . . . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 He is recovering from his anal reconstruction after spending some time in the darkest parts of Brixton doing "research" I heard he went to the same hairdresser as M.Brick and they put streaks in his hair so he's waiting for them to grow out before he show's his face again. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
francolin 449 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 He is recovering from his anal reconstruction after spending some time in the darkest parts of Brixton doing "research" cant wait for the book should be a good read,lets have a few suggestions what mr D will call it, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cleanspade 3,324 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 i heard he was at a wedding bent down to tie his lace. and accidently cut the cake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted July 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 I heard he went to the same hairdresser as M.Brick and they put streaks in his hair so he's waiting for them to grow out before he show's his face again. Apparently it's not a good idea to get ginger hair streaked.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 i heard he is gone away to the hills to write his next mills and boons book .Or should i say get someone to write it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
byron 1,190 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 wilf introducind darcy to his gran..http://youtu.be/xLgRGfdLUT8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mouse 282 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 i heard he had fell over nose first and they are still trying to find a claw hammer big enough to pull him out of the ground. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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