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Well it's a bit rude to say as I don't really know you.

 

 

Have you a woman's hands?

 

 

this is a rude reply lee but, if you laid back, eyes closed and my hand wrapped around your willy, you would know im a fella as my hands are cracked to feck :cry: and dry through the weather :cry:

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Well I'll take your word for it :laugh:

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this is a rude reply lee but, if you laid back, eyes closed and my hand wrapped around your willy, you would know im a fella as my hands are cracked to feck and dry through the weather

doubt it, they were both murdered....some fooker broke in and battered them to death with an ironing board

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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc??

All i dont do is washing clothes.

 

doing some ironing now and its got me thinking :icon_redface:

do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!!

 

I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing?????????????????? :blink:

I rated her a 6 out of 10 with a helpful tip...."Massage the balls, work the shaft!"...... :whistling:

 

I do the cooking and help with the cleaning. I do the dogs and any DIY......the ironing and washing are all left for her to do. Compramise surely.....we both work full time so nothing wrong with that i say.... :thumbs:

 

 

How the f**k did you convince her you work full time :laugh: :laugh:

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having lost my 1st dear wife in her early 30s, and with 2 kiddies to bring up, theres nowt i cant and wont turn my hand to, i remember only to well when my mum died, my father didnt know what day it was, he never had to lift a finger about the house, as for me, very domesticated, and not ashamed to say it

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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc??

All i dont do is washing clothes.

 

doing some ironing now and its got me thinking :icon_redface:

do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!!

 

I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing?????????????????? :blink:

I rated her a 6 out of 10 with a helpful tip...."Massage the balls, work the shaft!"...... :whistling:

 

I do the cooking and help with the cleaning. I do the dogs and any DIY......the ironing and washing are all left for her to do. Compramise surely.....we both work full time so nothing wrong with that i say.... :thumbs:

 

 

How the f**k did you convince her you work full time :laugh: :laugh:

Come on mate.......you know as well as i do that the game farm does that the hard bit and you keepers just throw the feed in......christ by november your on a 3 day week and getting pished every other day...... :whistling:

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got a dishwasher,, so feck doing them,,, but we argue about who's turn it is to load it :doh:

 

washing machine washes clothes,, its not 1930, ffs, it only takes a second to load that, i only iron shirts and trousers,wich i dont wear very often, im alwsays in trackies and teshirts. i hover more than my mrs,

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got a dishwasher,, so feck doing them,,, but we argue about who's turn it is to load it :doh:

 

washing machine washes clothes,, its not 1930, ffs, it only takes a second to load that, i only iron shirts and trousers,wich i dont wear very often, im alwsays in trackies and teshirts. i hover more than my mrs,

Have you got 1 of them fancy boards from Back to the Future Tomo................... :tongue2:

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got a dishwasher,, so feck doing them,,, but we argue about who's turn it is to load it :doh:

 

washing machine washes clothes,, its not 1930, ffs, it only takes a second to load that, i only iron shirts and trousers,wich i dont wear very often, im alwsays in trackies and teshirts. i hover more than my mrs,

Have you got 1 of them fancy boards from Back to the Future Tomo................... :tongue2:

 

:icon_redface::D

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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc??

All i dont do is washing clothes.

 

doing some ironing now and its got me thinking :icon_redface:

a want a man like u :thumbs:

if this isn't lab on a fake profile I'll go and parade round the local tescos naked filling a basket full of vaseline, cucumbers and bulldog clips!!!!

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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc??

All i dont do is washing clothes.

 

doing some ironing now and its got me thinking :icon_redface:

a want a man like u :thumbs:

if this isn't lab on a fake profile I'll go and parade round the local tescos naked filling a basket full of vaseline, cucumbers and bulldog clips!!!!

..................again :laugh:

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got a dishwasher,, so feck doing them,,, but we argue about who's turn it is to load it :doh:

 

washing machine washes clothes,, its not 1930, ffs, it only takes a second to load that, i only iron shirts and trousers,wich i dont wear very often, im alwsays in trackies and teshirts. i hover more than my mrs,

Have you got 1 of them fancy boards from Back to the Future Tomo................... :tongue2:

classic!!! :notworthy:

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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc??

All i dont do is washing clothes.

 

doing some ironing now and its got me thinking :icon_redface:

a want a man like u :thumbs:

if this isn't lab on a fake profile I'll go and parade round the local tescos naked filling a basket full of vaseline, cucumbers and bulldog clips!!!!

..................again :laugh:

:laugh: ...........saving yourself there were you......your lucky i was making the dinner there :laugh:

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