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this is a rude reply lee but, if you laid back, eyes closed and my hand wrapped around your willy, you would know im a fella as my hands are cracked to feck and dry through the weather

doubt it, they were both murdered....some fooker broke in and battered them to death with an ironing board

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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc??

All i dont do is washing clothes.

 

doing some ironing now and its got me thinking :icon_redface:

do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!!

 

I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing?????????????????? :blink:

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Well it's a bit rude to say as I don't really know you.

 

 

Have you a woman's hands?

 

 

this is a rude reply lee but, if you laid back, eyes closed and my hand wrapped around your willy, you would know im a fella as my hands are cracked to feck :cry: and dry through the weather :cry:

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bloody hell!! where can i get 1 that does it all....i used to work do cleaning, walk dogs, wash, cook ,iron look after child and walk everywhere while he went in car....stay away from spanich guys ...lol..

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i do the lot mate -- my mrs carried on working when we could of both semi retired -- coz she likes the place and job she does least i can do is make sure the place is clean tidy and her dinners done for her .. shes the one used to get me up for work do my pack up put my dinner on the table when i was doin 15 hr days when i was working my way to early retirement so i`m returning the favour ... its a 2 way thing if its all done and dusted by friday we can chill out weekends ..

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i do the lot mate -- my mrs carried on working when we could of both semi retired -- coz she likes the place and job she does least i can do is make sure the place is clean tidy and her dinners done for her .. shes the one used to get me up for work do my pack up put my dinner on the table when i was doin 15 hr days when i was working my way to early retirement so i`m returning the favour ... its a 2 way thing if its all done and dusted by friday we can chill out weekends ..

 

My wifes an accountant, works from home most of the time and loves the job :blink:

im starting a new job 25th(day after my show), place not been touched in a year, poults due 31st so will be grafting all hours but no doubt still do all the home duties :blink:

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i do the lot mate -- my mrs carried on working when we could of both semi retired -- coz she likes the place and job she does least i can do is make sure the place is clean tidy and her dinners done for her .. shes the one used to get me up for work do my pack up put my dinner on the table when i was doin 15 hr days when i was working my way to early retirement so i`m returning the favour ... its a 2 way thing if its all done and dusted by friday we can chill out weekends ..

 

My wifes an accountant, works from home most of the time and loves the job :blink:

im starting a new job 25th(day after my show), place not been touched in a year, poults due 31st so will be grafting all hours but no doubt still do all the home duties :blink:

it suits us gettin my place ready to sell and to be fair the places never looked so good .. the gardens the best its been had time to tend it do my baskets and planters decorated the house from top to bottom -- cleared my garage for the first time in 20 yr can get a car in it .. to be honest its a piece o piss this house work lark i can have it all done in 2 hours - put a dinner in the oven drag it out 40 mins later and dish it up ..

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I help where I can, don't always get it right but then again I think she loves to have a moan at something.Only thing I don't do though is the washer, I don't even know how to turn the f*****g thing on :icon_redface: .Seriously if we split up I'd have to get another lady in quickly or get used to wearing dirty clothes :thumbdown:

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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc??

All i dont do is washing clothes.

 

doing some ironing now and its got me thinking :icon_redface:

do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!!

 

I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing?????????????????? :blink:

I rated her a 6 out of 10 with a helpful tip...."Massage the balls, work the shaft!"...... :whistling:

 

I do the cooking and help with the cleaning. I do the dogs and any DIY......the ironing and washing are all left for her to do. Compramise surely.....we both work full time so nothing wrong with that i say.... :thumbs:

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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc??

All i dont do is washing clothes.

 

doing some ironing now and its got me thinking :icon_redface:

do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!!

 

I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing?????????????????? :blink:

I rated her a 6 out of 10 with a helpful tip...."Massage the balls, work the shaft!"...... :whistling:

 

I do the cooking and help with the cleaning. I do the dogs and any DIY......the ironing and washing are all left for her to do. Compramise surely.....we both work full time so nothing wrong with that i say.... :thumbs:

 

when you leave home(MUMMY) and get a women, only then can you reply to this thread baby face :whistling:

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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc??

All i dont do is washing clothes.

 

doing some ironing now and its got me thinking :icon_redface:

do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!!

 

I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing?????????????????? :blink:

I rated her a 6 out of 10 with a helpful tip...."Massage the balls, work the shaft!"...... :whistling:

 

I do the cooking and help with the cleaning. I do the dogs and any DIY......the ironing and washing are all left for her to do. Compramise surely.....we both work full time so nothing wrong with that i say.... :thumbs:

 

when you leave home(MUMMY) and get a women, only then can you reply to this thread baby face :whistling:

Ok i lied...i gave her a 7!!.....what she normally has to put up with no wonder the effort has gone........ :sick:

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