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:rofl: LOL @ The Christmas present thing...

 

Me and TopNotch would be opening our presents as kids at Christmas time, and I'd always have a few pressie's that I didn't open because I had already carefully sliced open the sellotape emptied the contents, then carefully sellotaped them back up so the old lady would never know (until it was too late lol) :rofl: .

Huh... :icon_eek: I never knew you were both in the same childrens home.......... :whistling:

 

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I'm afraid so.

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I'm the opposite of OCD, I need one of you loons to come here and clean my house, I'll ignore the lights going on and off

my worce it having to come on this feckin site every day

i think rob hit the nail on the head there but now im stuck with the image of you lying on top of my fiance...

Most people wear odd socks because they cant find a pair :laugh: that matches , my compulsion is i have to read the end of a new book first , then i know how it ends , i cant bare not knowing :laugh:

what??? that is wierd!

 

It isn't weird to me I don't like anticipation , its why I always got a smacked arse as a kid for opening the xmas pressies before xmas :laugh: :laugh:

 

lol i always knew by start of december all of what i was getting.parents are shit at hiding stuff lol

I was a evil genius when it came to pressies. My ma would wrap them and hide them in her wardrobe, when they went out I'd run a pin down the sellotape that was holding the paper down and open it, and then re-wrap it putting new tape exactly covering the old tape so it looked untouched. One year I got 6 gameboy games and I'd played them all by Christmas, I thought I was so clever....until it came to Christmas day and my sisters were well excited about their pressies and I didn't have anything to look forward to :wallbash:

 

It got so bad that my mother had to leave stuff with the next door neighbour , because i was unwrapping everyones stuff not just my own :laugh: terrible strain on my mother apparently I was, they tell me things i dont remember like getting a pea cane & sticking it in the polystyrene tiles on the kitchen ceiling one morning before every one was up :laugh:

 

wallpapered corners i ran my fingers down & split it, but i blame my mother for that she should have butted the two edges together :laugh:

 

I like sounds & tactile stuff , bubble wraps my favourite , oh and sniffing things :blink: , its awfull really i do need help with the issues i have :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: your mad

 

in used to sniff stuff myself.evo stick mainly

 

 

i have faves , marzipan & bleach , i love the smell of bleach :laugh: , its not ruining my life though :laugh:

what about matches? gotta love the matches!

 

no matches dont float me boat , but having said that if i smell spent matches it always reminds me of my grandad :laugh:

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i hate shaking peolpes hands in a pub when there drunk i have to run and wash my hands over and over again thinking there been pissing with that hand all day :laugh: another i have to sleep in pitch black even if theres a light on a plug socket its got to go off.................................................

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I am a clean freak, i can only clean the house when im the only one in it, and i have to start downstairs, clear all floors then hoover, then start from bottom step upto top, if someone walks upstairs and back down again before i have hoovered upstairs and just cleaned downstairs i go mad!! Always have to clean in the same order every time, always clean the dog yard the same, i am a creature of habit. If i touch a fingernail on one hand i have to touch all of them and then the same on the next hand :icon_redface: If im cooking dinner i have to do everything the same as the last time :laugh:

 

BUT my worst is in the supermarket, i have to place everything in the trolley in the order of the way it will be packed, really get frustrated if someone else puts an item in 'out of place'. Once trolley is packed i then have to put certain items in a bag together the way it will be unpacked when home :doh: I get a few looks on the check out somtimes, especially if the cashier scans an item before the one i anticipated and wanted to pack :censored::icon_redface:

 

I know im a fruit cake haha. Also have to dress in the same order everyday :whistling:

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if i have any money in my pocket (notes) i have to have them all facing the same way round. before i leave the cash point i always face the notes the same way round.

 

Shit that's not OCD! Everybody does that!

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I am a clean freak, i can only clean the house when im the only one in it, and i have to start downstairs, clear all floors then hoover, then start from bottom step upto top, if someone walks upstairs and back down again before i have hoovered upstairs and just cleaned downstairs i go mad!! Always have to clean in the same order every time, always clean the dog yard the same, i am a creature of habit. If i touch a fingernail on one hand i have to touch all of them and then the same on the next hand :icon_redface: If im cooking dinner i have to do everything the same as the last time :laugh:

 

BUT my worst is in the supermarket, i have to place everything in the trolley in the order of the way it will be packed, really get frustrated if someone else puts an item in 'out of place'. Once trolley is packed i then have to put certain items in a bag together the way it will be unpacked when home :doh: I get a few looks on the check out somtimes, especially if the cashier scans an item before the one i anticipated and wanted to pack :censored::icon_redface:

 

I know im a fruit cake haha. Also have to dress in the same order everyday :whistling:

you sound like a fekkin nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

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