"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick: well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 bloody hell this thread is crazy!!! Well if you women were a bit more ladylike and kept control of your bodily functions at all times it would never have been started in the first place dont blame me im single i can fart all over if i like.. ..anyway how many of you lot hold it in!!!! I do, I could never fart in front of a woman even when u have tummy ache?!...i have manners i dont just let them rip...but have to say was with my ex 8 yrs so course sometimes if your stomach is hurting from it and u only live in a flat it happens but he was way worse than me!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick: well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth kids are great arent they ...mine picked up dog shit once thinking were pebbles ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pegleg33 134 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 What sort of fart was it like? http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm it was like the puff daddy one sure it wasn't like the air biscuit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pegleg33 134 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick: well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth kids are great arent they ...mine picked up dog shit once thinking were pebbles ... Someone once told me 'kids are like farts, you don't mind your own' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 What sort of fart was it like? http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm it was like the puff daddy one sure it wasn't like the air biscuit? very similar yes,glad i wasent down there god nos what i would of done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick: well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth kids are great arent they ...mine picked up dog shit once thinking were pebbles ... Someone once told me 'kids are like farts, you don't mind your own' so true !! i get more gooey over dogs than kids ..but dont mind my own cos shes not going to be a soppy girly girl...i hope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick: well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth Earths a secret sick gobbler, he loves it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Kind of says it all about the calibre of the people on THL when the hot topic of the morning is shit and farting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Kind of says it all about the calibre of the people on THL when the hot topic of the morning is shit and farting well cant speak for rest of you but i just did the test on the cammo thread and im 41% chav so it be expected from me it seems.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Kind of says it all about the calibre of the people on THL when the hot topic of the morning is shit and farting theres certainly some strange bods on here thats for sure :crazy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trooperman 73 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 i cant believe what i am reading farting passing wind is a natural thing,,,if you hold in to many you could spontaniously combust you would see more than a bit of shit then the worst bit is when she say's to you get your head down there and she farts all you can say then is I AINT STAYING DOWN THERE FOR ANOTHER 68 OF THEM :stinker: :stinker: :stinker: :stinker: . paul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Anyway back on track,, 25 yrs ma missus has went with never farting in front of me,, A proper lady Not like yer bird TB,,, dumped if it was me like!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Anyway back on track,, 25 yrs ma missus has went with never farting in front of me,, A proper lady Not like yer bird TB,,, dumped if it was me like!! well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Anyway back on track,, 25 yrs ma missus has went with never farting in front of me,, A proper lady Not like yer bird TB,,, dumped if it was me like!! well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her Pushing the fart back in by any chance............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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