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Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here :rofl: .

It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies.

The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick:

well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth :icon_eek: and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth :cry:

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bloody hell this thread is crazy!!! :o:o

Well if you women were a bit more ladylike and kept control of your bodily functions at all times it would never have been started in the first place :tongue2:

dont blame me im single i can fart all over if i like.. :tongue2: ..anyway how many of you lot hold it in!!!! :yes:

I do, I could never fart in front of a woman :no:

even when u have tummy ache?!...i have manners i dont just let them rip...but have to say was with my ex 8 yrs so course sometimes if your stomach is hurting from it and u only live in a flat it happens but he was way worse than me!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

 

Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here :rofl: .

It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies.

The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick:

well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth :icon_eek: and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth :cry:

kids are great arent they ...mine picked up dog shit once thinking were pebbles ... :blink:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

 

Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here :rofl: .

It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies.

The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick:

well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth :icon_eek: and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth :cry:

kids are great arent they ...mine picked up dog shit once thinking were pebbles ... :blink:

 

 

 

Someone once told me 'kids are like farts, you don't mind your own'

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

 

Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here :rofl: .

It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies.

The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick:

well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth :icon_eek: and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth :cry:

kids are great arent they ...mine picked up dog shit once thinking were pebbles ... :blink:

 

 

 

Someone once told me 'kids are like farts, you don't mind your own'

so true !! i get more gooey over dogs than kids ..but dont mind my own cos shes not going to be a soppy girly girl...i hope :thumbs:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

 

Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here :rofl: .

It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies.

The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick:

well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth :icon_eek: and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth :cry:

Earths a secret sick gobbler, he loves it! :laugh::laugh:

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Kind of says it all about the calibre of the people on THL when the hot topic of the morning is shit and farting :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

well cant speak for rest of you but i just did the test on the cammo thread and im 41% chav so it be expected from me it seems.. :icon_redface:

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Kind of says it all about the calibre of the people on THL when the hot topic of the morning is shit and farting :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

theres certainly some strange bods on here thats for sure :crazy:

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i cant believe what i am reading farting passing wind is a natural thing,,,if you hold in to many you could spontaniously combust :laugh: you would see more than a bit of shit then :o the worst bit is when she say's to you get your head down there and she farts all you can say then is I AINT STAYING DOWN THERE FOR ANOTHER 68 OF THEM :stinker: :stinker: :stinker: :stinker: .

 

 

 

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Anyway back on track,, 25 yrs ma missus has went with never farting in front of me,, A proper lady

Not like yer bird TB,,, dumped if it was me like!! :blink:

well done your lady :thumbs: as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her :whistling:

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Anyway back on track,, 25 yrs ma missus has went with never farting in front of me,, A proper lady

Not like yer bird TB,,, dumped if it was me like!! :blink:

well done your lady :thumbs: as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her :whistling:

Pushing the fart back in by any chance............ :whistling:

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