mole catcher 1 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 2 tramps on a park bench, one says to the other"" how much cash you got?"" other replies "" 2 pound 80pence, why"" "" give it here and i will make sure we get free beer all day long"" so of he fecks with his mates 2pound 80pence. an hour later he returns with a 14inch black solarmi sausage that he thrust down the front of his trousers and then grabs his mates hand and walks to the neares pub. The one with the sausage down his kecks walks in bold as brass and shouts "" OI!!!!!! LOOK AT THIS"" at which all the customers turn round and stare he then grabs his mate, pushes him to his knees in front of him, unzips his flys and pulls out his 14inch sausage, he then makes his mate suck on it sickened by what they have seen the customers run out the pub leaving the 2 tramps to gulp down the left over beer. this goes on in differant pubs for the next 4 hours, just about to do it again when one says to the other ""do you think i can change over with you as my knees are killing me??" at which his mate replies "" you think your knees are killing you.................. i lost the sausage after the first pub"" :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,693 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 MC, i think you got rained off today and ended up in the boozer to come out with all these bawdy quips, give me a shout next time ,i,ll come and join you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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