fcuktheban 140 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Man walks dog... horse kicks dog... dog OK,(thankfully),...horse OK, (thankfully)... so what's the drama ???? Cheers. Bloody hell CP, I'm glad you don't write movie scripts. Could you imagine how shit you'd make an epic film like Gladiator? Roman general wins big battle... Roman general gets set up.. Roman general becomes slave... slave becomes gladiator... Gladiator kills emperor then fucks off to afterlife to ride dead wife... The end... Malt you keep this up and you'll be on hte list of best posters Quote Link to post
WILF 47,354 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Hope Bryn's ok mate. Same as that pal...... Quote Link to post
chartpolski 24,262 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Man walks dog... horse kicks dog... dog OK,(thankfully),...horse OK, (thankfully)... so what's the drama ???? Cheers. Bloody hell CP, I'm glad you don't write movie scripts. Could you imagine how shit you'd make an epic film like Gladiator? Roman general wins big battle... Roman general gets set up.. Roman general becomes slave... slave becomes gladiator... Gladiator kills emperor then fucks off to afterlife to ride dead wife... The end... No mate, Gladiator was a great film, I realy enjoyed it ! But a dog getting kicked by a horse is an everyday event. I wish I got Russel Crowes salary every time me or one of my dogs got kicked by a gallowa !! LOL !! "unleash Hell".. by the way, the dog he "unleashed" at the start of Gladiator is the same dog that played "Well'ard" in Eastenders !! Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Man walks dog... horse kicks dog... dog OK,(thankfully),...horse OK, (thankfully)... so what's the drama ???? Cheers. Bloody hell CP, I'm glad you don't write movie scripts. Could you imagine how shit you'd make an epic film like Gladiator? Roman general wins big battle... Roman general gets set up.. Roman general becomes slave... slave becomes gladiator... Gladiator kills emperor then fucks off to afterlife to ride dead wife... The end... Quote Link to post
Guest born to run1083 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 (edited) to people saying should have been on lead ,most farmers advise if your ever have to walk through a field with horses or bulls then have the dog off lead as long remains in control this then minimises the chances if they get agitated as the dog can fend better for it self off lead and minimises human danger if they stampede, brcause if there's a footpath through a field a farmer can't put dangerous stock in a field that can cause human danger cos of the footpath, some silly bi law that makes the liable, hope hes alright mate, were due for our walk out soon Edited July 8, 2011 by born to run1083 Quote Link to post
blan89 159 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 hope your dogs ok mate,is he in any pain when you touch his side? I take a catapult for when the cows get released onto the public footpaths here and try to chase me and my dogs,i dont think i'd try that with a horse though. Quote Link to post
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 I purposely avoid the horses on the farm near me because they know me and all come crowding around when I appear through the hedge As for cows ... well ... I'd rather set my hair on fire than walk through a field with cows in. Horrible things, cows. 1 Quote Link to post
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 cows will generally walk up to you and if you just stand there they'll keep their distance, they're not as dangerous as horses as long as they don't have calves. Cows don't bother me at all but I definitely wouldn't trust a horse, too big for my liking! Quote Link to post
hullhunter 219 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 my mates dog had its botton jaw snapped in half by a horse it snaped clean in half and was dangling down it had to have plates and screws in its jaw. Quote Link to post
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 cows will generally walk up to you and if you just stand there they'll keep their distance, they're not as dangerous as horses as long as they don't have calves. Cows don't bother me at all but I definitely wouldn't trust a horse, too big for my liking! Cows are a collective of evil beings; I'm sure they talk to each other telepathically. Standing there, staring at you and just ... chewing ... and staring ... and chewing. They give me nightmares Quote Link to post
fcuktheban 140 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 cows will generally walk up to you and if you just stand there they'll keep their distance, they're not as dangerous as horses as long as they don't have calves. Cows don't bother me at all but I definitely wouldn't trust a horse, too big for my liking! Now what would you say is the difference in size between a cow and a horse that it's too big, 2"...4"...what's your cut of point for too big Quote Link to post
blan89 159 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 cows will generally walk up to you and if you just stand there they'll keep their distance, they're not as dangerous as horses as long as they don't have calves. Cows don't bother me at all but I definitely wouldn't trust a horse, too big for my liking! for some reason the farmers near me only put the cows on the fields with public footpaths going through them when they have calves. Quote Link to post
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 cows will generally walk up to you and if you just stand there they'll keep their distance, they're not as dangerous as horses as long as they don't have calves. Cows don't bother me at all but I definitely wouldn't trust a horse, too big for my liking! Now what would you say is the difference in size between a cow and a horse that it's too big, 2"...4"...what's your cut of point for too big cows are pretty gormless, and don't have the speed and power of a horse. Don't get me wrong, if a cow wanted to I'm sure it could kill a man, but they don't, they just stand there and gorp at you. A horse is a lot more powerful, and bigger....I don't necessarily mean in height, I mean in power, build, weight etc.....a horse could really do you some serious damage! Quote Link to post
iworkwhippets 12,654 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 cows will generally walk up to you and if you just stand there they'll keep their distance, they're not as dangerous as horses as long as they don't have calves. Cows don't bother me at all but I definitely wouldn't trust a horse, too big for my liking! Now what would you say is the difference in size between a cow and a horse that it's too big, 2"...4"...what's your cut of point for too big cows are pretty gormless, and don't have the speed and power of a horse. Don't get me wrong, if a cow wanted to I'm sure it could kill a man, but they don't, they just stand there and gorp at you. A horse is a lot more powerful, and bigger....I don't necessarily mean in height, I mean in power, build, weight etc.....a horse could really do you some serious damage! Eh, some of you dunna belong out theer in the field. gerron we it 1 Quote Link to post
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 cows will generally walk up to you and if you just stand there they'll keep their distance, they're not as dangerous as horses as long as they don't have calves. Cows don't bother me at all but I definitely wouldn't trust a horse, too big for my liking! Now what would you say is the difference in size between a cow and a horse that it's too big, 2"...4"...what's your cut of point for too big cows are pretty gormless, and don't have the speed and power of a horse. Don't get me wrong, if a cow wanted to I'm sure it could kill a man, but they don't, they just stand there and gorp at you. A horse is a lot more powerful, and bigger....I don't necessarily mean in height, I mean in power, build, weight etc.....a horse could really do you some serious damage! Eh, some of you dunna belong out theer in the field. gerron we it someone's been on the sherberts Quote Link to post
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