cragman 2,810 Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Get's on my tits when you're cruising along at 7.30am doing 70mph on the motorway to get to a hunt meet when who pops up in the middle feckin' lane? Yep, an old fella or a young girl, shaking like a shitting dog, hands clasped tight round the steering wheel of their Micra, doing 40mph!! What's all that about? They're oblivious to all around them. A young girl once told me her father had told her to drive in the middle lane, as it's safer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Funny as feck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moggy rock 22 Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j316 119 Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 I ITS NOT JUST OLDER PEOPLE THAT TAKE UP THE MIDDLE LANE THERES JUST AS MANY YOUNG PEOPLE DO THE SAME SO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN YOU MIGHT SEE WHTS GOING ON Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 oh my dad is 1 of those!...whats worse is he's usually driving to a hunt meet ....drives slow while we out hunting and i have to sit in with him not doing my street cred any good ... ..sooner i learn to drive and steal the discovery off him the better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 gets on my tits when you get three or four of them in a row, all driving in the middle lane and yet there's feck all in the left lane....is there anyone on here that does that? and if so, can you kindly explain to the rest of the population why the fukkin hell you do it because it's one of the most annoying things on earth! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ratattack 111 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Does my head in too, i overtake and move into the slow lane and let them overtake and keep doing for a bit till they get the hang of using the correct lanes! I do believe that the police are due to start issuing penalties for hogging the middle lane! Which should teach a few of these tossers a lesson which is nice! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Well fuku2 sonny boy. When I'm chin on the tank, elbows tucked in tight, flat in 6th on the Duke and some ditzy little dipshit in Mumsy's likkle Dinky toy gets in the way . . . Move over boy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Get's on my tits when you're cruising along at 7.30am doing 70mph on the motorway to get to a hunt meet when who pops up in the middle feckin' lane? Yep, an old fella or a young girl, shaking like a shitting dog, hands clasped tight round the steering wheel of their Micra, doing 40mph!! What's all that about? They're oblivious to all around them. A young girl once told me her father had told her to drive in the middle lane, as it's safer. That's what happens when you do 70mph....real men cruise at -90mph Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trooperman 73 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 yep i drive in the centre lane all the time do just to piss all the moaners of and im usualy in a tractor with bales on the trailor. paul 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie n Arch 1,682 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 I overtook a women on the motorway the other day, she still had her drivers side wing mirror folded in. How the fu*k did she get on the motorway ?? A few years ago was going to the draw of a fishing match, very early in the morning. Nothing on the road other than me and one other car. I came up behind the car, it was travelling in the middle lane, i moved over to get behind him/her, they pulled over to the left hand lane to let me overtake, then when i'd passed the car they pulled back into the middle lane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John.s 4 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Move into the end lane :wacko: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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