blan89 159 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 leave something valuable in your back garden (wallet,watch etc) wait for him to jump over to steal it, then perform a citizens arrest,if he attacks you while you are making the arrest you can defend yourself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Ive got one like that she can be as noisy as she likes but the minute i have a do at the weekend the cops show up she was fecked the last time they spotted the pups and were too busy playing with them rofl.She been told by the police umpteen time that until after midnight theres no issue and that the music wasnt actually that loud.She never lifts a finger lazy cow either so ive done as asked and kept a diary to provide proof everyone hates her round here.One thing that does work a treat if you want rid put as many crickets as you can get through the letterbox when hes out the noise will eventually drive him to the local assylum theyre hard to kill as the more you try to kill them the more thay breed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,703 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Ive got one like that she can be as noisy as she likes but the minute i have a do at the weekend the cops show up she was fecked the last time they spotted the pups and were too busy playing with them rofl.She been told by the police umpteen time that until after midnight theres no issue and that the music wasnt actually that loud.She never lifts a finger lazy cow either so ive done as asked and kept a diary to provide proof everyone hates her round here.One thing that does work a treat if you want rid put as many crickets as you can get through the letterbox when hes out the noise will eventually drive him to the local assylum theyre hard to kill as the more you try to kill them the more thay breed wouldnt work on me, im already insane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Lol i bet it would it happened to a neighbour i so happen to dislike and she moved out for weeks got fumigators in and they ripped everything out of the house to the bare bones and still shes hearing them i dont mind the noise of them myself but then when i had them here they were in containers for feeding the bearded dragon before he was rehomed dunno if i would be so brave if they were raoming free.I wouldnt even touch them used to put container in and let the dragon help himself then remove it.That or maggots if you know theyre away and before they know it theres millions of blue bottles buzzing their little bottoms off round the house. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 p.s not that im an expert but if you roll a newspaper loosely and use it as a funnel saves a lot of grief Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pattstaff 157 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 HOW do ya mix up shotgun and catapult Were you using lead ammo in the catty? I don't know fella, but if you figure out a loophole, do let us know, I'm sure most here have a few in mind, I know I do! Thats a fine picture in your avatar John.Sure its Liam himself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
henarchchar 64 Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 i live next to complete scumbag , you know the type of twat throws rubbish over the fence swears at the wife and kids . the other day caught him in the garden rang the old bill told me it was a civil matter take him to court myself ,whats the point in that he only has his dole . the other day went to give him a little play tap all you get is go on i can do with the compo. so i ask whats a man to do council wont do a thing .he had the old bill at me the other day told them i pointed a shotgun at him or a catapult they laughed at him . hope this made you laugh thanks for looking ....forgot 1 thing he has never worked in 10 years just fiddles by doing gardening what a twat what's a man to do?well a real man wouldn't be on here crying about it ye puff a real man would of sorted it out by now, you deserve it ye shithouse wasn,t crying about anything just sharing the laugh maybe i should be as tough as you but anyway thanks for the advice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cocker 2,655 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 pay someone else to do him while you are away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest busterdog Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Cant you pay a mate £50 to put him in hospital? That or get your mate to say you were with him (alibi) and give him a hiding in his backyard. Jesus it would cost ten times that round here lol, but it would get done and done properly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevin from bristol 95 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 there not in season at the moment im afraid wait for the first frost anytime after there fair game good luck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,703 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Jokin apart now my mate, i wouldnt, and havent put up with with filth like this, theres only 1 language scum like him understand, just do it, i mean how long are you prepared to put up with it, ive endured it, but calling your family names, f**k that off, as for folks saying givin him a slap will land you in the nick, it didnt me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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